people do a lot of stuff

for a laugh

wouldn’t be the first

or the last

TO: RUTH BEADLE

02/07/06 — 01:06

what, to laugh …

at you? baby …

i’m sorry

FROM: RUTH BEADLE

02/07/06 — 01:06

well yeah

i guess

TO: RUTH BEADLE

02/07/06 — 01:06

ruth what happened

with alanna?

FROM: RUTH BEADLE

02/07/06 — 01:10

nothing she just

sometimes

she makes me feel

like such a joke

FROM: RUTH BEADLE

02/07/06 — 01:11

it’s ok

FROM: RUTH BEADLE

02/07/06 — 01:11

shes my friend

TO: RUTH BEADLE

02/07/06 — 01:11

what do you mean?

FROM: RUTH BEADLE

02/07/06 — 01:12

she said she told u

to leave me your number

TO: RUTH BEADLE

02/07/06 — 01:12

well you know that’s not true.

FROM: RUTH BEADLE

02/07/06 — 01:13

but how do i know

FROM: RUTH BEADLE

02/07/06 — 01:13

she said u asked

her about me bc

u think i’m funny-looking

TO: RUTH BEADLE

02/07/06 — 01:14

it’s true I asked about you.

FROM: RUTH BEADLE

02/07/06 — 01:15

she said u think

i’m like a little mouse

FROM: RUTH BEADLE

02/07/06 — 01:15

like u think

i’m funny-looking

TO: RUTH BEADLE

02/07/06 — 01:17

you’re little

not like a mouse, maybe

like a little bird.

pretty little bird

a bluebird

TO: RUTH BEADLE

02/07/06 — 01:17

pretty

FROM: RUTH BEADLE

02/07/06 — 01:18

that’s a really weird

thing to say

TO: RUTH BEADLE

02/07/06 — 01:20

a bluebird

you can hold in

the palm of your

hand, feel its heart

TO: RUTH BEADLE

02/07/06 — 01:21

bluebirds sing

beautifully

when they’re

alone

FROM: RUTH BEADLE

02/07/06 — 01:21

that’s even weirder

FROM: RUTH BEADLE

02/07/06 — 01:23

i can relate to that

TO: RUTH BEADLE

02/07/06 — 01:25

look, no kidding,

it’s true, i asked alanna

about you

TO: RUTH BEADLE

02/07/06 — 01:25

if you need to know

the reason why I asked

alanna out is you

FROM: RUTH BEADLE

02/07/06 — 01:26

why should i believe that

you slept with her

TO: RUTH BEADLE

02/07/06 — 01:30

for two weeks in Rome

i’d seen you, i couldn’t

get you out of

my head 1/2

i was losing my mind 2/2

FROM: RUTH BEADLE

02/07/06 — 01:32

yeah right

u couldn’t keep it

in your pants

TO: RUTH BEADLE

02/07/06 — 01:35

look it isn’t like that

she came

on to me

FROM: RUTH BEADLE

02/07/06 — 01:37

that’s not what she said

TO: RUTH BEADLE

02/07/06 — 01:40

she talks a bunch doesn’t

she, don’t you wish

she’d ever shut up?

TO: RUTH BEADLE

02/07/06 — 01:41

look I was just

in work and she

begged me

to take her out

she wanted to

have fun

FROM: RUTH BEADLE

02/07/06 — 01:42

she could’ve come out

with me in that case

TO: RUTH BEADLE

02/07/06 — 01:45

she said she was

bored, she wanted to

go out, get pissed

have fun

TO: RUTH BEADLE

02/07/06 — 01:46

i said tbh when

in Rome you should

make the best of it

FROM: RUTH BEADLE

02/07/06 — 01:48

… like sleep with you

TO: RUTH BEADLE

02/07/06 — 01:50

no silly. like go out

with you. i was trying

to convince her

i told her that.

but she made me 1/2

go to the shops she

said if i didn’t she’d

give me a bad review

and so … 2/2

TO: RUTH BEADLE

02/07/06 — 01:51

she’s not like you

FROM: RUTH BEADLE

02/07/06 — 01:52

u still didn’t have to

have sex with her

TO: RUTH BEADLE

02/07/06 — 01:53