what can i say seems ridiculous i’m even getting back to your message in many ways. i didn’t mention it to any of the boys at work even tho they set up the Kindred Spirit account for me and cant wait to marry me off to a good man. found it open in the tabs when i went to do the weekly paperwork on the work computer didnt i. they used this awful photo from the school yearbook, p sure they left it on deliberately, can u believe? i manage this shit! but often they forget. they wouldnt last two days in another establishment, goddammit i’m way too chill. imagine if i told them the only guy i finally decide to talk to is a total weirdo. they wouldn’t drop it. you should leave a large tip for those boys next time, my creepy dear secret admirer. cuz i didnt delete the profile, simply changed the password and details. cuz you know i guess i am DESPERATE enough to meet someone nice to put up with the amount of weirdos on this piece of crap website. staggering. like you say. i mean it is funny bc in theory what is different about you, except your message is by far the craziest of the bunch? i mean you sound REALLY desperate for someone nice. maybe i like that. it makes me feel like i have nothing to lose lol. you’re not gonna follow me around soho are you? actually if you wanted to stalk me full stop it makes no difference if i get back to your messages or not, you could just follow me when i come home from work. im not saying you should do that. pls don’t do that.

all right, hamlet, the thing is I agree with you. something is rotten in london. i can relate. i often get lonely. at work, i am sad and distracted, and thats why i dont notice nice boys like you. assuming youre a boy, which i dont know. i dont know who you are so i cant say that i like you. im sorry. but i dont dislike you. let’s keep talking.

cumulonimbus

Sent: 19/11/2015 – 00:54

Dear Lili,