Chapters (39)
- Cover
- ABOUT THE AUTHOR
- Dedication
- Epigraph
- Shelf Life
- 04/01/2016
- 6 EGGS
- SANDWICH BREAD
- DIET COKE
- TAMPONS
- APPLES
- SUGAR
- DEO
- COTTON WOOL
- PIZZA
- WHOLE CHICKEN
- SPAGHETTI
- SOUP
- TOMATOES
- TEABAGS
- AFTERSHAVE
- WHITE WINE
- PRAWNS
- OLIVES
- MOBILE TOP-UP
- STRAWBERRIES
- HONEY
- MOISTURIZER
- DATES
- FLOWERS
- CONDITIONER
- SINGLE CREAM
- PULSES
- STEAK (LEAN)
- BLEACH
- SOME KIND OF PUDDING
- A Girl
- 11:09 04/01/2017
- ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
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girl is a certified freak imho
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who’s this ruth with the eyes tho?????
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I cant believe ive missed out on a certified freak :’’’’’’’((((((((((
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i mean i wouldn’t say
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if she aint a freak then idk who is
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genuinely gives me the creeps
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you noticed this T dont lie
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okay 1 sec
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lets get this straight
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who ⋆is⋆ this girl
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what does she look like
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is she in the d&d club like
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does she have terrible BO?
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does she have a glass eye and a walking stick
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XD XD
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she’s like
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seriously non-descript lan
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doesnt surprise me u dont remember
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yeah super insignificant
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makes sense for moobs
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but how
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⋆how⋆ is she a certified freak?
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lets not jump the gun thank u v much girls
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u have to tick a few boxes to earn that status u kno? :P
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ya
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u kno sum people just look at you in a creepy way
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ya
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proper sociopath vibe
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I agree
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jesus
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freaks me out like
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like she’s always thinking
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or something
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watchin u
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like she knows something you don’t
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or something
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eugh
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⋆plans ur murder⋆
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XD XD XD XD
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so moobs lets her sit out all the time
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5 weeks in a row now
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wtffff seriously????????
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that’s not like mr alpin?
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maybe shes srsly sick or something
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dont u think??
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its not like moobs lets you off if it isnt something serious
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never worked for me in the past did it
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ya remember that time u asked to sit out bc u were going to the movies with alfie
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omg trace don’t even
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that was an evening of absolute disaster
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dude
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unfair to blame it on moobs for chambers floppy willy
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imho
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ya well maybe if i hadnt turned up stinking of lynx safari
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from french showering the fuck out of my clothes after PE
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his willy wouldn’t have been so floppy
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guess its one of those mysteries we will never have an answer for
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tho i maintain no amount of macho bodyspray will turn a real man off the smell of pussy
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franki ur real fucking gross u kno :D
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maybe baby
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but dont u kno I speak the truth
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what i want to know is why mr alpin is suddenly making exceptions
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its not fair
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ya not fair!!
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i had to play in the volleyball tournament that time
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i kept saying I wasn’t okay and then the next day i came down with mumps
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remember that?
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u did!
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u looked like such an adorable little bunny
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it was awful
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