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Chapters (39)
  1. Cover
  2. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  3. Dedication
  4. Epigraph
  5. Shelf Life
  6. 04/01/2016
  7. 6 EGGS
  8. SANDWICH BREAD
  9. DIET COKE
  10. TAMPONS
  11. APPLES
  12. SUGAR
  13. DEO
  14. COTTON WOOL
  15. PIZZA
  16. WHOLE CHICKEN
  17. SPAGHETTI
  18. SOUP
  19. TOMATOES
  20. TEABAGS
  21. AFTERSHAVE
  22. WHITE WINE
  23. PRAWNS
  24. OLIVES
  25. MOBILE TOP-UP
  26. STRAWBERRIES
  27. HONEY
  28. MOISTURIZER
  29. DATES
  30. FLOWERS
  31. CONDITIONER
  32. SINGLE CREAM
  33. PULSES
  34. STEAK (LEAN)
  35. BLEACH
  36. SOME KIND OF PUDDING
  37. A Girl
  38. 11:09 04/01/2017
  39. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS

gave it a try

BABY POISON says:

can i take a look at it?

mrs tracey pitt says:

do u ever like

mrs tracey pitt says:

⋆not⋆ take a look at it ;))

BABY POISON says:

thnx babe

mrs tracey pitt says:

u know it <3

21:34, 09/02/2002

[franki farmer will have her revenge on saint james IS ONLINE]

[franki farmer will have her revenge on saint james HAS BEEN ADDED TO THE CONVERSATION]

franki farmer will have her revenge on saint james says:

oi!

franki farmer will have her revenge on saint james says:

u guys on here early

franki farmer will have her revenge on saint james says:

whats up

BABY POISON says:

darling francesca

BABY POISON says:

nothing rly

mrs tracey pitt says:

just homework

franki farmer will have her revenge on saint james says:

o god dont even

franki farmer will have her revenge on saint james says:

i was gonna ask if i could take a look tmw

franki farmer will have her revenge on saint james says:

T?

mrs tracey pitt says:

i mean sure

mrs tracey pitt says:

its not done but like

franki farmer will have her revenge on saint james says:

legend

franki farmer will have her revenge on saint james says:

literally have been sitting here so long I cant feel my butt

franki farmer will have her revenge on saint james says:

hows this shit even legal

BABY POISON says:

ya

BABY POISON says:

remind me who had the genius idea for all of us to take maths instead of science

franki farmer will have her revenge on saint james says:

whatever alanna

franki farmer will have her revenge on saint james says:

bet ud rather be slicing up frogs in science

franki farmer will have her revenge on saint james says:

cuz u were such a princess w options that was the only place we were ever ending up

franki farmer will have her revenge on saint james says:

honestly so fucked up

franki farmer will have her revenge on saint james says:

meat is murder man

mrs tracey pitt says:

they dont actually slice up frogs in science

mrs tracey pitt says:

ure aware of that franks?

BABY POISON says:

ya franks they dont do that any more

BABY POISON says:

also u stopped eating meat like 2 weeks ago

BABY POISON says:

cuz u started hanging w that gross guy jack

franki farmer will have her revenge on saint james says:

his name is jake

franki farmer will have her revenge on saint james says:

and ill have you know

franki farmer will have her revenge on saint james says:

JAKE is a very good person to hang out w

franki farmer will have her revenge on saint james says:

if ur remotely interested in being cool that is

franki farmer will have her revenge on saint james says:

lucky I got u

BABY POISON says:

sure man

BABY POISON says:

what u got is a c- in maths

franki farmer will have her revenge on saint james says:

better a c- than a ⋆C+⋆

BABY POISON says:

i do NOT have the clap this joke is getting tired franks

mrs tracey pitt says:

girls look ⋆im⋆ kinda tired tonight

franki farmer will have her revenge on saint james says:

o are u now poor lamby

mrs tracey pitt says:

ya

mrs tracey pitt says:

u kno from actually doing the homework for all of us?

mrs tracey pitt says:

it’s like being back in primary with u 2

franki farmer will have her revenge on saint james says:

o ya sorry mum

franki farmer will have her revenge on saint james says:

forgot u finally grew tits

franki farmer will have her revenge on saint james says:

taken them for a test run with good old charles yet?

mrs tracey pitt says:

o shut up francesca

mrs tracey pitt says:

ur honestly the most obnoxious person i know

BABY POISON says:

franki

BABY POISON says:

come onnnnn

franki farmer will have her revenge on saint james says:

alriiiite

franki farmer will have her revenge on saint james says:

let me redeem myself

mrs tracey pitt says:

how

franki farmer will have her revenge on saint james says:

fear not my sweet lil nerd

franki farmer will have her revenge on saint james says:

for ur gal francesca is bringing THE GOSS

BABY POISON says:

XD XD XD

BABY POISON says:

finally something I can get on board with

BABY POISON says:

what is it

franki farmer will have her revenge on saint james says:

ummmm not much tbh

franki farmer will have her revenge on saint james says:

actually not worth talking about

mrs tracey pitt says:

jesus franki just tell us

franki farmer will have her revenge on saint james says:

XD XD XD

franki farmer will have her revenge on saint james says:

you rly are no fun tonight T

franki farmer will have her revenge on saint james says:

sooooooo

BABY POISON says:

omg spill it

franki farmer will have her revenge on saint james says:

ok so

franki farmer will have her revenge on saint james says:

u kno i have PE on tue

mrs tracey pitt says:

ya

mrs tracey pitt says:

so

franki farmer will have her revenge on saint james says:

so moobs let his pet sit out again today

BABY POISON says:

moobs?????

BABY POISON says:

moobs pet????????

BABY POISON says:

O_______O

franki farmer will have her revenge on saint james says:

weird rite?

BABY POISON says:

hold the fucking phone

BABY POISON says:

O___________________________O

BABY POISON says:

moobs has a PET??????

mrs tracey pitt says:

never in my life

franki farmer will have her revenge on saint james says:

yep

franki farmer will have her revenge on saint james says: