Chapters (39)
- Cover
- ABOUT THE AUTHOR
- Dedication
- Epigraph
- Shelf Life
- 04/01/2016
- 6 EGGS
- SANDWICH BREAD
- DIET COKE
- TAMPONS
- APPLES
- SUGAR
- DEO
- COTTON WOOL
- PIZZA
- WHOLE CHICKEN
- SPAGHETTI
- SOUP
- TOMATOES
- TEABAGS
- AFTERSHAVE
- WHITE WINE
- PRAWNS
- OLIVES
- MOBILE TOP-UP
- STRAWBERRIES
- HONEY
- MOISTURIZER
- DATES
- FLOWERS
- CONDITIONER
- SINGLE CREAM
- PULSES
- STEAK (LEAN)
- BLEACH
- SOME KIND OF PUDDING
- A Girl
- 11:09 04/01/2017
- ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
gave it a try
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can i take a look at it?
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do u ever like
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⋆not⋆ take a look at it ;))
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thnx babe
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u know it <3
21:34, 09/02/2002
[
IS ONLINE]
[
HAS BEEN ADDED TO THE CONVERSATION]
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oi!
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u guys on here early
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whats up
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darling francesca
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nothing rly
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just homework
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o god dont even
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i was gonna ask if i could take a look tmw
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T?
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i mean sure
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its not done but like
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legend
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literally have been sitting here so long I cant feel my butt
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hows this shit even legal
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ya
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remind me who had the genius idea for all of us to take maths instead of science
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whatever alanna
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bet ud rather be slicing up frogs in science
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cuz u were such a princess w options that was the only place we were ever ending up
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honestly so fucked up
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meat is murder man
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they dont actually slice up frogs in science
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ure aware of that franks?
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ya franks they dont do that any more
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also u stopped eating meat like 2 weeks ago
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cuz u started hanging w that gross guy jack
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his name is jake
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and ill have you know
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JAKE is a very good person to hang out w
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if ur remotely interested in being cool that is
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lucky I got u
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sure man
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what u got is a c- in maths
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better a c- than a ⋆C+⋆
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i do NOT have the clap this joke is getting tired franks
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girls look ⋆im⋆ kinda tired tonight
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o are u now poor lamby
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ya
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u kno from actually doing the homework for all of us?
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it’s like being back in primary with u 2
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o ya sorry mum
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forgot u finally grew tits
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taken them for a test run with good old charles yet?
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o shut up francesca
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ur honestly the most obnoxious person i know
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franki
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come onnnnn
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alriiiite
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let me redeem myself
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how
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fear not my sweet lil nerd
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for ur gal francesca is bringing THE GOSS
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XD XD XD
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finally something I can get on board with
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what is it
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ummmm not much tbh
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actually not worth talking about
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jesus franki just tell us
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XD XD XD
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you rly are no fun tonight T
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sooooooo
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omg spill it
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ok so
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u kno i have PE on tue
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ya
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so
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so moobs let his pet sit out again today
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moobs?????
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moobs pet????????
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O_______O
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weird rite?
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hold the fucking phone
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O___________________________O
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moobs has a PET??????
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never in my life
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yep
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