Back Shelf Life
Chapters (39)
  1. Cover
  2. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  3. Dedication
  4. Epigraph
  5. Shelf Life
  6. 04/01/2016
  7. 6 EGGS
  8. SANDWICH BREAD
  9. DIET COKE
  10. TAMPONS
  11. APPLES
  12. SUGAR
  13. DEO
  14. COTTON WOOL
  15. PIZZA
  16. WHOLE CHICKEN
  17. SPAGHETTI
  18. SOUP
  19. TOMATOES
  20. TEABAGS
  21. AFTERSHAVE
  22. WHITE WINE
  23. PRAWNS
  24. OLIVES
  25. MOBILE TOP-UP
  26. STRAWBERRIES
  27. HONEY
  28. MOISTURIZER
  29. DATES
  30. FLOWERS
  31. CONDITIONER
  32. SINGLE CREAM
  33. PULSES
  34. STEAK (LEAN)
  35. BLEACH
  36. SOME KIND OF PUDDING
  37. A Girl
  38. 11:09 04/01/2017
  39. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS

Dear Sumiko,

I don’t doubt that this email will come to you as a surprise. You don’t know who I am and certainly I can’t claim that I know you. Technically, we’ve never met, never made eye contact, not even in the shallow way you sometimes do in a city like this, during shared coffee breaks and cigarette breaks, smiles on opposite sides of a zebra crossing, or at the offering of a seat on the bus … Though a bus is indeed where I first saw you. What a lovely coincidence that it should be the number forty-three, as I had just that day in my book read about the numbers four and three and their combination: four representing stability, three the bearer of joy and free expression. I couldn’t help but think this was a happy omen. You stepped in through the doors in your chalk-white coat, like a pale water lily, just about keeping afloat in a stream of grey overcoats. I thought you might be a vision of hope.

Sumiko (I hope you won’t mind me calling you by your first name), let me apologize if I don’t yet reveal myself. I am feeling quite shy, you know, Sumiko. And what good would it do you to know my name, when you have never seen me? Your name was the first thing I learnt about you, when your coat came open as you walked past me, revealing the name tag pinned on your heart. So imagine my surprise when I saw it bore the logo of my own company, and underneath, I realized you were wearing our in-house staff uniform. I must say the colour complements your eyes perfectly.

Let me tell you this. Your eyes, Sumiko. Your eyes are the reason I write to you. Each morning, as I come in the door you startle me with those eyes. I have to hurry past reception, because I cannot look into those eyes of molten steel. You probably think I’m just another one of those rude boys who don’t bother talking to the new receptionist. So I thought I’d write to set the record straight. I’d love to talk to you, actually.

Your Cloud

From: [email protected]

Sent: 16 January 2012 00:56

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Good Morning