4:36pm: I have finished being serviced. Transaction complete. Going to start saying ‘transaction complete’ after sex. Maybe ‘service me’…maybe…no I don’t like it too ‘Sarah Silverman.’ Pulling in to Duane reade parking lot.

4:50pm: bought this pink silicone sea urchin toy for mom. Got ‘snack happy’ in Duane reade. Treating my snack happy ass to some stuff that’s barely…I don’t see how you can gain weight by eating ‘white cheddar ‘pirate’s booty’ puffs’ and red licorice. It’s barely there. The cashier smiled when I said ‘this too’ about the pink sea urchin. There was a problem with my card. I said ‘I could go to the ATM…’ she said ‘sign here’ and I did. She said ‘your card is damaged.’ she had gold lipstick and a Jamaican accent. Felt like she was my fairy godmother. I said ‘oh yeah, it’s been acting weird, I’ll get it fixed tomorrow.’ fairy godmother daycare person letting me have all the nothing snacks and the pink thing, lovingly tolerating my childish ways.

4:58pm: thought ‘it’s summertime baby and I’m your snack daddy’ in Austin powers’ voice.

5:02pm: so I’m going to poop this out eventually? That’s how this is going to work? It’s going to give me cancer? That’s how stuff is done? These days? Nowadays? Hm.

5:05pm: these things are like what I imagine you’d need to eat as ‘fuel supplements’ before time traveling. Like how in ‘the abyss’ they breathed in this pink fluid so they could breathe underwater. Mmhmm. So these things are like that. Hypothetically. See? You feel me?

8:09pm: pulling off on an exit where there was a chic-fil-a sign. Have to pee bad, also very hungry. Sang along to nico in car, I made a video. I can impersonate nico kind of. Pretty embarrassing video. Uploaded to You-Tube. Responded to email from person from rolling stone who’s profiling Tao and wants to ask me some things.

8:34pm: woman in handicapped spot next to me is talking to a man on my other side. She yelled ‘shh baby. You know what that means?’ now she is following a man in a truck, honked horn at him six times in a row.

8:58pm: listening to the new pornographers. Got caught up in a missing Zachary thing. He liked this band but the missing thing happened before I was listening to music. So. You could say I’m listening to this because of missing him. That is one thing you could say. Emailed rolling stone person. Can picture Zachary going ‘they want to talk to an idiot like you? Huh.’ I miss him a lot right now.