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Contents (123)
  1. Praise for The Cancer Ladies’ Running Club
  2. Also By Josie Lloyd
  3. Copyright
  4. Note to Readers
  5. Contents
  6. 1
  7. Bah Humbug
  8. 2
  9. The Gravy Arc
  10. 3
  11. Everybody’s Having Fun
  12. 4
  13. New Friendship Turf
  14. 5
  15. Pilcharding
  16. 6
  17. Resolutions
  18. 7
  19. Scatter Cushions
  20. 8
  21. The Family Zoom
  22. 9
  23. The Extension
  24. 10
  25. Luna
  26. 11
  27. Washing Away the Bad Juju
  28. 12
  29. Dog Ambush
  30. 13
  31. The Promise of Fireworks
  32. 14
  33. Inner Superhero
  34. 15
  35. Tent Call
  36. 16
  37. Oystercatchers
  38. 17
  39. Rob’s Declaration
  40. 18
  41. Hard to Forgive
  42. 19
  43. A Sliver of Hope
  44. 20
  45. Snow Swim
  46. 21
  47. A Glimpse into Next Door
  48. 22
  49. Date Night
  50. 23
  51. Quad Bike
  52. 24
  53. Back to the Office
  54. 25
  55. The Jab
  56. 26
  57. Dawn Call
  58. 27
  59. Life Drawing
  60. 28
  61. Equinox
  62. 29
  63. Home Hairdresser
  64. 30
  65. Beach Clean
  66. 31
  67. Bunny Ears
  68. 32
  69. Bombshell
  70. 33
  71. The Nightingale
  72. 34
  73. Destruction
  74. 35
  75. Home in a Box
  76. 36
  77. Back on Call
  78. 37
  79. Upfront and Honest
  80. 38
  81. A Trip to Hampstead Pond
  82. 39
  83. That Unmistakeable Profile
  84. 40
  85. Full Moon Swim
  86. 41
  87. The Unexpected Cwych
  88. 42
  89. Caught Out
  90. 43
  91. Shallow Water
  92. 44
  93. From The Pier
  94. 45
  95. Taking Flight
  96. 46
  97. Eels
  98. 47
  99. Facing Facts
  100. 48
  101. Breakfast of Champions
  102. 49
  103. The Betting Shop
  104. 50
  105. A Promise Kept
  106. 51
  107. A New Companion
  108. 52
  109. Adios
  110. 53
  111. A Family Celebration
  112. 54
  113. Towards the Horizon
  114. 55
  115. The Windfarm
  116. 56
  117. Round the Pier
  118. Acknowledgements
  119. Reading Group Questions
  120. Extract
  121. New Year’s Eve
  122. 1
  123. About the Publisher

‘Morning,’ he says. ‘Just watch yourselves,’ he says. ‘The water quality isn’t great today.’

Claire is confused. ‘It looks glorious to me.’

‘Well, there’s been a spill. Don’t swallow any of the water. Just giving you the heads up.’

He turns away on the bike and the stones rattle under the tyres and Luna yelps and trembles. Dominica soothes her and she snuggles into her arms. Dominica notices Maddy staring after the lifeguard, her eyes shining.

‘Are you OK?’ Dominica asks.

‘He was exactly the same age as Jamie. For a moment I thought it might be him …’

‘What does he mean? A spill?’ Claire asks.

‘It’s a bloody outrage,’ Dominica says. ‘It means a “combined sewage overflow”.’ She holds up her fingers to quote it.

‘A what?’

‘Basically, the British Victorian sewer system is archaic, and the water companies haven’t modernised them. So, we still have combined sewers, which means that all the rain water that drains off roads and roofs goes into the same sewage as everything from the loos. When there’s loads of rain, the sewage plant can’t process the sheer volume, so they discharge the whole lot into the rivers and the seas. Untreated. They say it’s better that way, than to flood people’s homes.’

‘That’s revolting!’ Claire can’t believe it. ‘It’s where we swim.’

‘What’s revolting is that it’s only half the story. What’s really revolting is that they’re doing spills even when it hasn’t rained,’ Helga adds.

‘Isn’t that illegal?’ Maddy asks.

Dominica nods. ‘It should be, but there’s nobody to check. The water companies get away with spills all the time. Or they just do it anyway and pay the fines, if they happen to get caught. And they’re privatised, so nobody holds them properly to account.’

‘A spill. That makes it sound very dainty. Like a tiny drop in a bone china saucer,’ Claire says. ‘When they’re actually taking a shit in our bathing water.’

They head out together to the water, but Claire feels differently now that she knows the water could be dangerous. Dominica’s right. It is an outrage, she thinks. Somebody ought to do something about it.

Claire is still thinking about the swim and the situation with the water quality, as she serves up lasagne later for supper. Ash is miserable as he’s got to do a geography project.

‘What’s it on?’ she asks.

‘The environment.’

‘Boring,’ Felix says.

‘It’s not boring.’ Claire frowns at him. He’s always pouring scorn on his younger brother’s ideas.

‘The environment is the one thing you two can’t afford to be cynical about. Because it’s up to you lot to change how we all live to save it. I’m afraid we haven’t covered ourselves in glory when it comes to what we’ve done with the planet.’

‘Your mother is right,’ Pim says, surprising Claire by backing her up.

‘Yeah, well, I have no idea where to start on my project, let alone saving the world,’ Ash says.

‘Well, how about on our doorstep?’ Claire suggests.