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Contents ( 123)
  1. Praise for The Cancer Ladies’ Running Club
  2. Also By Josie Lloyd
  3. Copyright
  4. Note to Readers
  5. Contents
  6. 1
  7. Bah Humbug
  8. 2
  9. The Gravy Arc
  10. 3
  11. Everybody’s Having Fun
  12. 4
  13. New Friendship Turf
  14. 5
  15. Pilcharding
  16. 6
  17. Resolutions
  18. 7
  19. Scatter Cushions
  20. 8
  21. The Family Zoom
  22. 9
  23. The Extension
  24. 10
  25. Luna
  26. 11
  27. Washing Away the Bad Juju
  28. 12
  29. Dog Ambush
  30. 13
  31. The Promise of Fireworks
  32. 14
  33. Inner Superhero
  34. 15
  35. Tent Call
  36. 16
  37. Oystercatchers
  38. 17
  39. Rob’s Declaration
  40. 18
  41. Hard to Forgive
  42. 19
  43. A Sliver of Hope
  44. 20
  45. Snow Swim
  46. 21
  47. A Glimpse into Next Door
  48. 22
  49. Date Night
  50. 23
  51. Quad Bike
  52. 24
  53. Back to the Office
  54. 25
  55. The Jab
  56. 26
  57. Dawn Call
  58. 27
  59. Life Drawing
  60. 28
  61. Equinox
  62. 29
  63. Home Hairdresser
  64. 30
  65. Beach Clean
  66. 31
  67. Bunny Ears
  68. 32
  69. Bombshell
  70. 33
  71. The Nightingale
  72. 34
  73. Destruction
  74. 35
  75. Home in a Box
  76. 36
  77. Back on Call
  78. 37
  79. Upfront and Honest
  80. 38
  81. A Trip to Hampstead Pond
  82. 39
  83. That Unmistakeable Profile
  84. 40
  85. Full Moon Swim
  86. 41
  87. The Unexpected Cwych
  88. 42
  89. Caught Out
  90. 43
  91. Shallow Water
  92. 44
  93. From The Pier
  94. 45
  95. Taking Flight
  96. 46
  97. Eels
  98. 47
  99. Facing Facts
  100. 48
  101. Breakfast of Champions
  102. 49
  103. The Betting Shop
  104. 50
  105. A Promise Kept
  106. 51
  107. A New Companion
  108. 52
  109. Adios
  110. 53
  111. A Family Celebration
  112. 54
  113. Towards the Horizon
  114. 55
  115. The Windfarm
  116. 56
  117. Round the Pier
  118. Acknowledgements
  119. Reading Group Questions
  120. Extract
  121. New Year’s Eve
  122. 1
  123. About the Publisher

Helga is constantly amazed by the vitriol and indignation of the mainly white middle-aged man towards sea swimmers. Increasingly, she sees snippy clickbait articles about swimmers in the press – that always seem to be written by men – about people wearing Dryrobes for everyday tasks, as if going about your business in something cosy and waterproof is not allowed. They don’t seem to approve of the Dryrobes being worn for their intended purpose either. But then, throughout history, men seeing groups of women doing something brave has always caused a rattling of sabres. Helga thinks it’s rather wonderful that the sea swimming gangs on the beach are recognisable from their long hooded coats.

Helga gets changed quickly and watches as Maddy neatly stores her things in her bag.

‘See. The oystercatchers.’ Helga points to a group of birds with long orange beaks who land on the groyne ahead, as if they’ve arrived to inspect their group.

‘Is that what they’re called? I’ve never noticed them before,’ Maddy says.

‘Helga has taught me so much about the seabirds,’ Claire confides. ‘Every time we come I learn something new. Like those. Sandpipers, right?’

Helga nods, following her gaze to the speckled birds. She’s warmed by Claire’s praise, as they all get undressed. It’s no skin off her nose to talk about the birds. She’s astounded that people don’t notice the way they call out and communicate, the way they chatter and argue and play. In her opinion, watching birds is far better than watching any soap opera on the TV – the fights, the affairs, the love, the struggle for territory – it’s fascinating.

‘Is that all you’re wearing?’ Maddy asks, pointing to Helga’s costume and she looks down at her blue swimsuit, thinking that she really should get round to getting a new one. Where it was once taut and springy, the elastic in the material is now revealing itself in little white worms and the whole thing is baggy and saggy – rather like how Helga feels herself.

Maddy is wearing a wetsuit underneath her sweatshirt and sweatpants. ‘I feel overdressed. I borrowed this from my neighbour. It’s a man’s one, but it fits.’ She has a trimmed, toned body and Helga remembers having one of those herself. In a shocking flash, she remembers Linus pouring champagne into the dip of her belly button.

‘Whatever works for you.’ Helga’s not a snob about these things. People can wear what they want. Whatever gets them in the water.

Tor arrives in a hurry, clearly in desperate need of a dip, poor kid. Helga lives in fear of getting arthritis herself. Plenty of people her age are sufferers, but she hopes her lifetime in cold water has saved her that particular torment, for now at least. Something is bound to get her soon enough, though. Especially according to Mette. She still feels unsettled by their call earlier.

The tide is going out, the sun filtered behind the clouds, a shy bride behind a veil.