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Contents (123)
  1. Praise for The Cancer Ladies’ Running Club
  2. Also By Josie Lloyd
  3. Copyright
  4. Note to Readers
  5. Contents
  6. 1
  7. Bah Humbug
  8. 2
  9. The Gravy Arc
  10. 3
  11. Everybody’s Having Fun
  12. 4
  13. New Friendship Turf
  14. 5
  15. Pilcharding
  16. 6
  17. Resolutions
  18. 7
  19. Scatter Cushions
  20. 8
  21. The Family Zoom
  22. 9
  23. The Extension
  24. 10
  25. Luna
  26. 11
  27. Washing Away the Bad Juju
  28. 12
  29. Dog Ambush
  30. 13
  31. The Promise of Fireworks
  32. 14
  33. Inner Superhero
  34. 15
  35. Tent Call
  36. 16
  37. Oystercatchers
  38. 17
  39. Rob’s Declaration
  40. 18
  41. Hard to Forgive
  42. 19
  43. A Sliver of Hope
  44. 20
  45. Snow Swim
  46. 21
  47. A Glimpse into Next Door
  48. 22
  49. Date Night
  50. 23
  51. Quad Bike
  52. 24
  53. Back to the Office
  54. 25
  55. The Jab
  56. 26
  57. Dawn Call
  58. 27
  59. Life Drawing
  60. 28
  61. Equinox
  62. 29
  63. Home Hairdresser
  64. 30
  65. Beach Clean
  66. 31
  67. Bunny Ears
  68. 32
  69. Bombshell
  70. 33
  71. The Nightingale
  72. 34
  73. Destruction
  74. 35
  75. Home in a Box
  76. 36
  77. Back on Call
  78. 37
  79. Upfront and Honest
  80. 38
  81. A Trip to Hampstead Pond
  82. 39
  83. That Unmistakeable Profile
  84. 40
  85. Full Moon Swim
  86. 41
  87. The Unexpected Cwych
  88. 42
  89. Caught Out
  90. 43
  91. Shallow Water
  92. 44
  93. From The Pier
  94. 45
  95. Taking Flight
  96. 46
  97. Eels
  98. 47
  99. Facing Facts
  100. 48
  101. Breakfast of Champions
  102. 49
  103. The Betting Shop
  104. 50
  105. A Promise Kept
  106. 51
  107. A New Companion
  108. 52
  109. Adios
  110. 53
  111. A Family Celebration
  112. 54
  113. Towards the Horizon
  114. 55
  115. The Windfarm
  116. 56
  117. Round the Pier
  118. Acknowledgements
  119. Reading Group Questions
  120. Extract
  121. New Year’s Eve
  122. 1
  123. About the Publisher

Helga shrugs. ‘The sea is always cold. It’s just a matter of degrees.’

‘Honestly, I’m buzzing,’ Claire says, readjusting Dominica’s hot water bottle against her chest. ‘You should try it.’

‘Me?’ The woman is shocked. She laughs. ‘No, no, I couldn’t.’

‘Why not?’ Helga asks.

‘Because … because, despite what you say, it’s freezing.’ She laughs as if this is a crazy fact they’ve all overlooked.

‘It’s only cold water. We’re not dying of hypothermia,’ Helga points out. ‘In fact, it’s quite the reverse.’

‘Well, you might be right, but the sea is not for me.’

‘How can the sea not be for you?’ Helga has never heard anything so ridiculous and the woman blushes.

‘If you must know, I’m scared of fish,’ she admits. ‘I watched Jaws at too tender an age.’

‘Oh, well then, I agree it’s not for you,’ Helga says, pretending to be serious. ‘There are eels under the pier.’

‘Well, exactly. Who knows what lurks under the water?’

A line of kittiwakes with their black-tipped wings fly across the beach towards the horizon.

Helga wants to tell her the truth: that there’s a whole wonderful world out there – garfish, blennies, dogfish, starfish and seahorses. Instead, she smiles.

‘You know the best way to get over a fear?’

‘No.’

‘Conquer it.’

‘You make it sound easy.’

‘I bet you’d enjoy it. If you were brave enough to give it a go?’ Helga shrugs again and side-eyes the woman, wondering whether she’ll rise to the bait. It’s no skin off her nose whether she swims or not, but Helga has a feeling that it might do her some good.

13

The Promise of Fireworks

Maddy is feeling in a decidedly better headspace when she gets back to her apartment block. She feels silly doing it, but she checks her hair and puts on another slick of lip gloss before Matteo opens his door.

‘How did you get on?’ he asks, taking Luna’s lead.

Maddy has been planning on recounting what a nightmare Luna has been, but she can see that he’s so grateful that she doesn’t want to make a fuss. Behind him, she sees a glimpse of his apartment. Unlike her drab living accommodation, she sees that his is cluttered with low furniture and retro lamps. She sees a record player and a stack of records leaning up against it. It’s decidedly male. A bachelor pad, she concludes. She can’t see any female shoes in the stack of trainers and boots below the hooks full of coats behind him.

‘It was lovely being on the beach. I got talking to some sea swimmers.’

‘Oh, yes, I see them all the time. My colleague has a vendetta against those funny coats they wear. He thinks we’re being taken over by mad people. Especially the camouflage ones. He and his friend play a drinking game where they have to drink every time they spot someone wearing one.’

‘That’s perhaps a little mean. I wouldn’t say the women I met were mad, just brave. Swimming in this weather …?’ She rubs her arms as if just the thought makes her cold.