Back Funny You Should Ask
Chapters (54)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Copyright
  4. Epigraph
  5. Prologue
  6. Friday
  7. (Gabe Parker: Shaken, Not Stirred—Part One)
  8. Then
  9. Chapter 1
  10. Chapter 2
  11. Chapter 3
  12. Chapter 4
  13. Chapter 5
  14. Chapter 6
  15. Now
  16. Chapter 7
  17. Chapter 8
  18. Chapter 9
  19. Chapter 10
  20. Saturday
  21. (Gabe Parker: Shaken, Not Stirred—Part Two)
  22. Then
  23. Chapter 11
  24. Chapter 12
  25. Chapter 13
  26. Chapter 14
  27. Now
  28. Chapter 15
  29. Chapter 16
  30. Chapter 17
  31. Chapter 18
  32. Sunday
  33. (Gabe Parker: Shaken, Not Stirred—Part Three)
  34. Then
  35. Chapter 19
  36. Chapter 20
  37. Chapter 21
  38. Now
  39. Chapter 22
  40. Chapter 23
  41. Chapter 24
  42. Chapter 25
  43. Chapter 26
  44. Chapter 27
  45. Monday
  46. (Gabe Parker: Shaken, Not Stirred—Part Four)
  47. Then
  48. Chapter 28
  49. Now
  50. Chapter 29
  51. Chapter 30
  52. Dedication
  53. Acknowledgments
  54. About the Author

“It’s not my plane,” he says. “And it wasn’t my idea.”

I give him a look, but he raises his hands.

“This is ridiculous,” I say, trying to be as annoyed as possible, but the truth is I’m a little impressed.

And annoyed at myself for being impressed.

I’m supposed to be above all this. Supposed to be immune to his charms. Immune to the siren call of Hollywood stars and all the fancy trappings that come with them.

It’s disappointing to discover I’m just as easily taken as Jeremy always thought I was.

“You love celebrity,” he used to say. “You want to be famous.”

He’d say it as if it was the most disgusting thing a person could want. As if wanting it meant that I deserved what happened. That I deserved people assuming that my success was a direct result of fucking a celebrity.

Not that Jeremy was exempt from wanting that kind of attention. He refused to admit it out loud, but I knew the truth. He wanted people to talk about him. Wanted people to know him.

He’d get down on his knees for a private jet.

I’m pretty sure, at least.

At least I know I’m not willing to do that. Not for a private jet.

I also know that I’m still mad about the whole dance thing, which I know technically isn’t really Gabe’s fault and when it comes down to it, I’m really angrier at myself than anything, but right now it’s easier to be annoyed about a private jet.

“It’s not mine,” Gabe says again as we get out of the car. “And he insisted.”

I’m confused until a familiar face appears at the top of the ramp. He strikes a pose.

“Darling!” Ollie says, arms akimbo. “It’s been ages.”

I can’t help it, I’m thrilled to see him. And grateful that I don’t have to spend an entire private plane ride to Montana with just Gabe. The car ride was tense enough.

Gabe helps the driver unload our bags as Ollie skips down the stairs and pulls me into a hug that lifts me off my feet.

“When I heard that you two crazy kids were re-creating your famous interview, I begged Gabe to let me crash,” Ollie says, once I’m back on the ground.

“I refused,” Gabe says.

“He refused,” Ollie confirms.

His hands are on my arms and he’s leaning back, looking at me like a proud parent whose daughter just returned from her first year at college.

“He wanted you all to himself,” Ollie says sotto voce.

“I did,” Gabe says, walking past us with our bags.

Even though I’m still a little irritated at him, I flush. It’s hard not to feel overwhelmed and befuddled by all this attention.