Back Funny You Should Ask
Chapters (54)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Copyright
  4. Epigraph
  5. Prologue
  6. Friday
  7. (Gabe Parker: Shaken, Not Stirred—Part One)
  8. Then
  9. Chapter 1
  10. Chapter 2
  11. Chapter 3
  12. Chapter 4
  13. Chapter 5
  14. Chapter 6
  15. Now
  16. Chapter 7
  17. Chapter 8
  18. Chapter 9
  19. Chapter 10
  20. Saturday
  21. (Gabe Parker: Shaken, Not Stirred—Part Two)
  22. Then
  23. Chapter 11
  24. Chapter 12
  25. Chapter 13
  26. Chapter 14
  27. Now
  28. Chapter 15
  29. Chapter 16
  30. Chapter 17
  31. Chapter 18
  32. Sunday
  33. (Gabe Parker: Shaken, Not Stirred—Part Three)
  34. Then
  35. Chapter 19
  36. Chapter 20
  37. Chapter 21
  38. Now
  39. Chapter 22
  40. Chapter 23
  41. Chapter 24
  42. Chapter 25
  43. Chapter 26
  44. Chapter 27
  45. Monday
  46. (Gabe Parker: Shaken, Not Stirred—Part Four)
  47. Then
  48. Chapter 28
  49. Now
  50. Chapter 29
  51. Chapter 30
  52. Dedication
  53. Acknowledgments
  54. About the Author

It was the first decent question I’d asked, and technically it was one I’d stolen from him. Unfortunately, before Gabe could answer, Madison returned with our drinks.

He waited as I took a sip of my beer.

“So?” he asked. “Did I get it right?”

I wasn’t a big fan of beer, but I did love a good sour. And he had gotten me a really, really good sour.

“I think this is my new favorite beer,” I told him honestly.

He beamed and my heart thumped out of rhythm.

“Cheers,” he said, lifting his glass and clinking it against mine.

Then I watched as he drained almost a third of it in one gulp.

“Thirsty?” I asked.

It sounded a lot more accusatory than I meant it.

“Answering questions is thirsty work,” he said.

Touché.

Gabe Parker might have been a hick, but he was a hick with a finely honed sense of irony.

“Why did you audition for Angels in America?” I asked.

This time Gabe was the one who blinked.

A-ha, I thought triumphantly. A question. A good question.

“Because it was a class requirement,” he said. “I’d taken theatre because I thought it would be an easy A. I didn’t realize that part of the deal was auditioning for the winter performance.”

I deflated.

It was almost exactly the same thing he’d said in the Vanity Fair interview he’d done after Tommy Jacks.

“You must have been surprised to get the lead.”

“Yep,” he said.

He drank his beer.

I wanted to bang my head on the table. He knew why I was here—why we were doing this interview. This article was meant to help fix the public perception around him being chosen for Bond. It was supposed to help him.

“Did it bother you?” I asked. “The material?”

“No,” he said.

“Did it bother your family?”

“No,” he said.

“They didn’t care that you were kissing a man onstage?”

“My sister thought it was hilarious,” Gabe said. “But only because I’m her baby brother. She thinks everything I do is hilarious. Usually unintentionally.”

“You and your sister are close.”

Gabe downed the rest of his beer, and signaled for another.

My pen froze above my notebook. Two beers?

Gabe was a big guy and two beers was nothing to some, but I started to feel nervous. For him. It was ridiculous, of course. It wasn’t my job to protect him from himself. He was an adult. He knew his limits. Besides, if he ended up drinking enough to make him more talkative, all the better for me.

Right?

“She’s my best friend,” Gabe said. “We’re only a year apart, so we’re basically like twins.”

It was—almost verbatim—what he’d said in an interview with Entertainment Weekly. And The Hollywood Reporter.

“And you have a niece?” I asked, even though I already knew the answer.