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Chapters (54)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Copyright
  4. Epigraph
  5. Prologue
  6. Friday
  7. (Gabe Parker: Shaken, Not Stirred—Part One)
  8. Then
  9. Chapter 1
  10. Chapter 2
  11. Chapter 3
  12. Chapter 4
  13. Chapter 5
  14. Chapter 6
  15. Now
  16. Chapter 7
  17. Chapter 8
  18. Chapter 9
  19. Chapter 10
  20. Saturday
  21. (Gabe Parker: Shaken, Not Stirred—Part Two)
  22. Then
  23. Chapter 11
  24. Chapter 12
  25. Chapter 13
  26. Chapter 14
  27. Now
  28. Chapter 15
  29. Chapter 16
  30. Chapter 17
  31. Chapter 18
  32. Sunday
  33. (Gabe Parker: Shaken, Not Stirred—Part Three)
  34. Then
  35. Chapter 19
  36. Chapter 20
  37. Chapter 21
  38. Now
  39. Chapter 22
  40. Chapter 23
  41. Chapter 24
  42. Chapter 25
  43. Chapter 26
  44. Chapter 27
  45. Monday
  46. (Gabe Parker: Shaken, Not Stirred—Part Four)
  47. Then
  48. Chapter 28
  49. Now
  50. Chapter 29
  51. Chapter 30
  52. Dedication
  53. Acknowledgments
  54. About the Author

The Novelist had a very detailed, very specific Perfect Day that required more luck than money. He loved the beach, especially ones with those old-fashioned boardwalks. His Perfect Day would be at one of those boardwalks on the East Coast. It would be summer, hot but not unbearably so. We’d get a hot dog and a frozen lemonade, then, by some wonderful chance, the moment we wanted to get out of the sun, we’d walk by a bookshop. We’d duck in to find that they were about to host one of the Novelist’s favorite writers. One of the literary Jonathans, like Safran Foer or Franzen. It would be a small, intimate event that hadn’t been advertised at all. In fact, we’d be the only ones there. And the literary Jonathan would look out into his audience of two and say, “What the hell, let’s just go grab dinner together.” And we would. A fancy seafood restaurant where we’d eat lobster in those plastic bibs. The Novelist would get a funny picture of the two of them. They’d talk about books and the literary Jonathan would say something like “that idea sounds incredible. Here’s my personal email—send it to me when you’re done. We’ll get it published.”

My Perfect Day was different in almost every way, except it also involved walking around and finding a bookstore. Fitting, I suppose, since that’s where the Novelist and I met.