Back Funny You Should Ask
Chapters (54)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Copyright
  4. Epigraph
  5. Prologue
  6. Friday
  7. (Gabe Parker: Shaken, Not Stirred—Part One)
  8. Then
  9. Chapter 1
  10. Chapter 2
  11. Chapter 3
  12. Chapter 4
  13. Chapter 5
  14. Chapter 6
  15. Now
  16. Chapter 7
  17. Chapter 8
  18. Chapter 9
  19. Chapter 10
  20. Saturday
  21. (Gabe Parker: Shaken, Not Stirred—Part Two)
  22. Then
  23. Chapter 11
  24. Chapter 12
  25. Chapter 13
  26. Chapter 14
  27. Now
  28. Chapter 15
  29. Chapter 16
  30. Chapter 17
  31. Chapter 18
  32. Sunday
  33. (Gabe Parker: Shaken, Not Stirred—Part Three)
  34. Then
  35. Chapter 19
  36. Chapter 20
  37. Chapter 21
  38. Now
  39. Chapter 22
  40. Chapter 23
  41. Chapter 24
  42. Chapter 25
  43. Chapter 26
  44. Chapter 27
  45. Monday
  46. (Gabe Parker: Shaken, Not Stirred—Part Four)
  47. Then
  48. Chapter 28
  49. Now
  50. Chapter 29
  51. Chapter 30
  52. Dedication
  53. Acknowledgments
  54. About the Author

“Yes!” Red Clogs said, and the person who had answered correctly ran into the living room.

We did this seven more times until I heard the sound of cheering come from the other room. The puppy was barking too, clearly having aligned herself with the winning team.

“Dammit,” Adrienne said.

“It’s just the first round,” Red Clogs said. “We’ll get into the groove.”

“Maybe if Gabe actually started playing,” Adrienne said, tossing us a look that was both playful and threatening.

Gabe laughed. “I’m just teaching the newbie how to play,” he said.

“Sure,” Adrienne said, throwing her hair over her shoulder.

I stuck my tongue out at her and she laughed.

“Why is your tongue purple?” she asked.

“I told you,” I said. “Too many jelly beans.”

“Getting the hang of it?” Gabe asked.

He was standing very close to me. I felt the warmth of his whisky-laced breath against my temple.

“I think so.” My voice was husky.

“Good,” he said.

I wanted to lean back against him and it wasn’t until gravity began its downward pull that I realized I’d started to do just that. Of course, I hadn’t checked exactly how close he was, and for one horrible second, I was convinced I was about to fall on my ass.

Gabe, however, scooped me up under my armpits and hoisted me back to my feet before I could complete my London Bridge impression.

“All right here?” Adrienne asked.

“Just dandy,” I said, feeling embarrassed and surly.

“You gonna give it a try this round?” Gabe asked.

The challenge in his tone sparked my mostly dormant competitive nature.

“Yeah,” I said, lifting my chin.

“That’s my girl,” he said.

I blushed. Fiercely.

Even though I was certain Gabe had already seen it, I turned my face away, doing an over-the-top impression of someone who was watching the door.

Adrienne was stretching again. Her lunges were so deep that her knees touched the floor.

“You ready?” she asked me, V-ing her fingers and pointing to her eyes and then at me and back again.

“Oh yeah,” I said.

I wasn’t.

Team Two lost three more rounds.

“This is bullshit,” said Red Clogs, whose name, I had learned, was Natasha. “Who picked these teams?”

Everyone pointed at Gabe. He shrugged, and took another drink of whatever was in his red Solo cup. From the smell, it was a delicate mix of whisky and whisky.

“At least I’m trying,” he said.

Everyone looked at me.

“Jelly beans,” I said.

“Okay.” Gabe put his cup down and raised his arms over his head before bringing them down and extending his elbows out and away. His shirt had ridden up, exposing his flat, smooth stomach. I stared. I didn’t even pretend not to. He stretched more, taking up space.

“I’ll go next,” he said.