Gemini rules the Third House, or the House of Learning and Communication. We all communicate. We are legally required to go to school. We all have a relationship with these things, which can be argued in any which way.

Cancers are moody and motherly. What human isn’t moody? I haven’t met one. Some aren’t motherly. I’m not motherly. But I’m affectionate with cats. Everyone has some being to whom they’re warm, and Cancers are known for being selective about to whom they show affection, as all humans are.

Cancer rules the Fourth House, or the House of Home. Again, we all have a home or are looking for a home. Any argument can be made here.

Leos are playful and theatrical. Play and theater are the spice of life. Without them, we get depressed and kill ourselves. The universal “we,” of course! I’ve even seen my dull Taurus mom play around with my dad from time to time, stick her tongue out at him and shit. It’s disgusting but ultimately very human!

Leos rule the Fifth House, or the House of Recreation and Creativity. Again, we would kill ourselves without recreation, so we all have some sort of relationship with it. I know some people seem completely unoriginal, but they’ve probably at least had some wacky dreams! We all get bizarre every once in a while.

Virgos tend to be analytical and persnickety. And again, analysis keeps us alive. We have to work through ideas to make the right decisions for survival. And everyone is finicky in some areas. I’m finicky in almost every area. But think of the most seemingly carefree person you know. Surely there is some area in which they’re particular. Maybe they like their shoes organized a certain way, or they don’t like to be touched on their neck. We all have the capacity to be a princess.

Virgos rule the Sixth House, or the House of Routine and Health. We all need some degree of routine to keep our health and make a living. We need to eat at certain times and go to work. Without routine, we go crazy. And without our health, we die. So we all have relationships to these things.

Libras are known for being harmonious and diplomatic. We all have to be tactful at times so we don’t end up killing each other! Libras are ruled by Venus, the planet of beauty, so they are also known for fine tastes. But who doesn’t like pretty things? Taste might differ, but everyone is drawn to what they find beautiful. And at the end of the day, we all want to get along.

Libras rule the Seventh House, or the House of Partnership. Even the biggest loners have at least one friend, even if it is just a cat. (This is just a hypothetical and not based on my actual experience.)