Aries’ key traits are impulsiveness and assertiveness. Everyone, in some circumstances, struggles with spontaneity. I have no Aries in my chart, but when presented with a Mountain Dew or a bag of potato chips, I have trouble controlling myself. Impulsivity is a universal trait, and we all have a relationship to it, even the most controlled among us. If someone’s chart is mostly Aries and they’re moderate and disciplined, an astrologer might argue that they cultivated discipline to quell their preternaturally impulsive tendencies. There is always a way to explain it. I’ve met plenty of shy, timid Aries. After all, they’re ruled by the First House, meaning they’re the toddlers of the zodiac. Babies!

Aries’ ruler, the First House, is otherwise known as the House of Self. Of course, we all have a relationship with ourselves. Self-expression and -preservation are universal human goals. If someone with a First House–dominant chart is uniquely selfless, then an astrologer will say that is because in a past life they were so self-obsessed that they are overcompensating in this life. There is always a way to argue for a placement’s validity.

Taureans are known to be persistent and epicurean. Of course, we all have things we relentlessly pursue, even if it’s just potato chips. We might not all be foodies, but everyone has an area in which we enjoy the finer things. I mostly live like a dog, but I become very excited around expensive fabrics, and I once subscribed to the Criterion Collection.

Taurus rules the Second House, which is the House of Material Values and Security. Who doesn’t want to collect material wealth and be secure? We’re humans living in a capitalist society! If someone’s Second House is empty, then an astrologer might say material wealth and security are an area of struggle. If the person retorts and says they have been blessed with finances, the astrologer will say the Second House is empty because it indicates that area isn’t a concern. With every sign or trait, it either is or isn’t.

Geminis are versatile and witty. And a little chaotic. I have a Gemini moon, and I’ve always been a bit of a flip-flopper. I will think one thing strongly—say, astrology as a spiritual practice— then something will trigger me and the belief will disappear. But I think most people are this way. My cousin R, for example, has no Gemini in her chart. For several years we would meet once a week at a coffee shop because, she told me, our relationship was important to her. Then I told her I wanted to meet at another coffee shop instead and I haven’t seen her since. Humans are inherently fickle.