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Chapters (79)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. Epigraph
  4. One
  5. Two
  6. Three
  7. Four
  8. Five
  9. Six
  10. Seven
  11. Eight
  12. Nine
  13. Ten
  14. Eleven
  15. Twelve
  16. Thirteen
  17. Fourteen
  18. Fifteen
  19. Sixteen
  20. Seventeen
  21. Eighteen
  22. Nineteen
  23. Twenty
  24. Twenty-One
  25. Twenty-Two
  26. Twenty-Three
  27. Twenty-Four
  28. Twenty-Five
  29. Twenty-Six
  30. Twenty-Seven
  31. Twenty-Eight
  32. Twenty-Nine
  33. Thirty
  34. Thirty-One
  35. Thirty-Two
  36. Thirty-Three
  37. Thirty-Four
  38. Thirty-Five
  39. Thirty-Six
  40. Thirty-Seven
  41. Thirty-Eight
  42. Thirty-Nine
  43. Forty
  44. Forty-One
  45. Forty-Two
  46. Forty-Three
  47. Forty-Four
  48. Forty-Five
  49. Forty-Six
  50. Forty-Seven
  51. Forty-Eight
  52. Forty-Nine
  53. Fifty
  54. Fifty-One
  55. Fifty-Two
  56. Fifty-Three
  57. Fifty-Four
  58. Fifty-Five
  59. Fifty-Six
  60. Fifty-Seven
  61. Fifty-Eight
  62. Fifty-Nine
  63. Sixty
  64. Sixty-One
  65. Sixty-Two
  66. Sixty-Three
  67. Sixty-Four
  68. Sixty-Five
  69. Sixty-Six
  70. Sixty-Seven
  71. Sixty-Eight
  72. Sixty-Nine
  73. Seventy
  74. Acknowledgments
  75. About the Author
  76. Praise for Destroy All Monsters
  77. Books by Sam J. Miller
  78. Back Ad
  79. About the Publisher

Someone set Walmart on fire. Kind of a sophisticated operation, evidently. Walked through, dribbled gasoline from concealed containers up and down every aisle, trailed it out the door, dropped a lit cigarette onto it. Fwoosh. Attention, Walmart associates, code orange in aisles one through fifty.

We live close enough that the smell of burning drifted in through the open windows. Lots of smoke, but not so much damage once it was all under control. No one injured.

Still, it was serious, now. The police were all over it.

Walmart, they cared about. Jewel Gomez, not so much.

Another one of Sheffield’s Induction Ceremonies; it had to be. The whole football team knew about this. Knew who did it. Was protecting them. And things were escalating. Getting scarier.

The day after Walmart, I phoned Connor from his driveway. I was still angry at him, but I hoped maybe I could talk some sense into him. Get him to help stop all this before someone got seriously hurt.

“Hey,” he said, just like that, with no exclamation mark. Normally, he’s superhappy to answer a call from me.

“Hey,” I said. “I’m outside. We need to talk.”

He didn’t answer right away. “Door’s open,” he finally said. “I’m in the basement.”

I went inside and walked down the hall, and I had a moment, opening the basement door, when the mildew-and-cinnamon smell of it transported me briefly back in time, to childhood, to Solomon and me standing at the top of the stairs and daring each other to descend to the darkness.

But I was a grown-up now, and I was alone. And the broken bulb at the bottom of the stairs had been replaced. So I didn’t think about Solomon, didn’t spend even a second getting sad over where he might be, because I was on a mission, I had to stay focused, and I didn’t let myself feel the slightest bit of fear following the sound of clanking metal to where I knew I’d find Connor.

His basement had a better weight room than most actual gyms. Connor didn’t like lifting, but he wanted to please his dad, spot for him, be bros.

And there he was, shirtless and sweaty, on the rowing machine. Resistance set so high I probably couldn’t have pulled it a single inch.

“Hey,” he grunted, when he got to the end of his set.

“I know you don’t want to talk about this,” I said. “But someone just tried to burn down Walmart. Was that you guys?”

He frowned, looked at his hands. They were patterned with the checkerboard imprint of the machine’s metal handles.

“Jesus Christ, Connor. People could have been hurt. You could have—”

“Look. I want to talk. But it has nothing to do with any of that.”

I sat down on the floor. There was real pain on his face.