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Chapters (79)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. Epigraph
  4. One
  5. Two
  6. Three
  7. Four
  8. Five
  9. Six
  10. Seven
  11. Eight
  12. Nine
  13. Ten
  14. Eleven
  15. Twelve
  16. Thirteen
  17. Fourteen
  18. Fifteen
  19. Sixteen
  20. Seventeen
  21. Eighteen
  22. Nineteen
  23. Twenty
  24. Twenty-One
  25. Twenty-Two
  26. Twenty-Three
  27. Twenty-Four
  28. Twenty-Five
  29. Twenty-Six
  30. Twenty-Seven
  31. Twenty-Eight
  32. Twenty-Nine
  33. Thirty
  34. Thirty-One
  35. Thirty-Two
  36. Thirty-Three
  37. Thirty-Four
  38. Thirty-Five
  39. Thirty-Six
  40. Thirty-Seven
  41. Thirty-Eight
  42. Thirty-Nine
  43. Forty
  44. Forty-One
  45. Forty-Two
  46. Forty-Three
  47. Forty-Four
  48. Forty-Five
  49. Forty-Six
  50. Forty-Seven
  51. Forty-Eight
  52. Forty-Nine
  53. Fifty
  54. Fifty-One
  55. Fifty-Two
  56. Fifty-Three
  57. Fifty-Four
  58. Fifty-Five
  59. Fifty-Six
  60. Fifty-Seven
  61. Fifty-Eight
  62. Fifty-Nine
  63. Sixty
  64. Sixty-One
  65. Sixty-Two
  66. Sixty-Three
  67. Sixty-Four
  68. Sixty-Five
  69. Sixty-Six
  70. Sixty-Seven
  71. Sixty-Eight
  72. Sixty-Nine
  73. Seventy
  74. Acknowledgments
  75. About the Author
  76. Praise for Destroy All Monsters
  77. Books by Sam J. Miller
  78. Back Ad
  79. About the Publisher

A battle like that was a rare enough sight that a big crowd gathered, and the oddsmakers were trying their hardest to get people to place bets. Radha and I were out there with them, with Connor holding both our hands, until the fight entered its final stages and Radha hurried us inside so the little boy would not be too badly scarred by the carnage.

“Is the squid going to win?” he asked.

“Maybe,” I said. “But we have to hurry to listen to the queen’s speech.”

I hoisted Connor up onto my shoulders and roared around the living room until he got distracted from the high-pitched noises coming from the sky.

“March forward, tyrannosaur,” he said, drumming on my scalp with his little fists.

“I’m not a T. rex,” I said, making my hands into three-clawed paws. “Are you blind? I’m clearly an allosaurus.”

“March, allosaurus,” he said, his voice high with delight.

Ash smiled at the sound of it. Niv was frowning over something in the newspaper.

I marched in slow circles of the kitchen, roaring occasionally. On the radio, commentators were filling the dead air until the Palace broadcast began. Virtually unprecedented, they said, and The impossible task of saying something that will make both sides happy, or at the very least not make either side any angrier.

“She doesn’t make many speeches. How come?” Connor asked.

“She’s a very busy woman,” Radha said, and her eyes flitted to the little shrine in the corner. Small paintings of the gods, Radha’s personal pantheon of chosen protectors: the bone-white royal tyrannosaur, and the queen herself at the center of it. “She’s busy working to keep us all safe.”

“Is that true?” he asked me, sounding skeptical. Niv and Ash avoided eye contact.

“Of course,” I said.

You have to kind of lie to kids. The truth is too messy, too ugly, too confusing. You have to give them this little bubble, this all-too-short time when they believe the world is okay. And my lie made Radha smile. She knew about my time in the Palace, but I’d never told her anything about the queen herself and she was too in awe of the woman to even ask.

The talking heads on the radio cut out, and a blare of trumpets announced a Palace priority message. Usually that meant some kind of emergency—a wildfire, or kraken lord attack. Sometimes it meant that on-street parking would be free for a remembrance or royal birthday. But this time, instead of the mellow spokeswoman who normally made those announcements, a clipped and proper male voice simply said:

Ladies and gentlemen, Her Majesty, Queen Carmen.