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Chapters (79)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. Epigraph
  4. One
  5. Two
  6. Three
  7. Four
  8. Five
  9. Six
  10. Seven
  11. Eight
  12. Nine
  13. Ten
  14. Eleven
  15. Twelve
  16. Thirteen
  17. Fourteen
  18. Fifteen
  19. Sixteen
  20. Seventeen
  21. Eighteen
  22. Nineteen
  23. Twenty
  24. Twenty-One
  25. Twenty-Two
  26. Twenty-Three
  27. Twenty-Four
  28. Twenty-Five
  29. Twenty-Six
  30. Twenty-Seven
  31. Twenty-Eight
  32. Twenty-Nine
  33. Thirty
  34. Thirty-One
  35. Thirty-Two
  36. Thirty-Three
  37. Thirty-Four
  38. Thirty-Five
  39. Thirty-Six
  40. Thirty-Seven
  41. Thirty-Eight
  42. Thirty-Nine
  43. Forty
  44. Forty-One
  45. Forty-Two
  46. Forty-Three
  47. Forty-Four
  48. Forty-Five
  49. Forty-Six
  50. Forty-Seven
  51. Forty-Eight
  52. Forty-Nine
  53. Fifty
  54. Fifty-One
  55. Fifty-Two
  56. Fifty-Three
  57. Fifty-Four
  58. Fifty-Five
  59. Fifty-Six
  60. Fifty-Seven
  61. Fifty-Eight
  62. Fifty-Nine
  63. Sixty
  64. Sixty-One
  65. Sixty-Two
  66. Sixty-Three
  67. Sixty-Four
  68. Sixty-Five
  69. Sixty-Six
  70. Sixty-Seven
  71. Sixty-Eight
  72. Sixty-Nine
  73. Seventy
  74. Acknowledgments
  75. About the Author
  76. Praise for Destroy All Monsters
  77. Books by Sam J. Miller
  78. Back Ad
  79. About the Publisher

As I was walking down the driveway, Sheffield came up it.

“What are you doing here?” I asked, not bothering to hide my anger at him.

“Me and the coach have to meet to coordinate efforts for the annual Halloween dance. How are you doing, Ash? After the dramatic events of last night? I was going to call you, but—”

“You mean after your little asshole friend tried and failed to murder me? And you and the rest of your little asshole friends didn’t do a damn thing to stop him?”

“Relax, sister,” Sheffield said. “Everything turned out fine, didn’t it?”

“No thanks to you. And I’m not your sister.”

“We would have stopped him.”

“You’re a liar,” I said.

Sheffield laughed. “Jeez, okay, Ash, I’m super sorry about what happened. Really. I don’t know what came over Bobby. Except that you were kind of fucking with him. It doesn’t excuse how he acted, but still . . . You’re not completely blameless here.”

“Don’t you both-sides me,” I said. “Calling someone out on their bad behavior is not the same thing as the bad behavior itself. And you can go ahead and scratch Call Ash to apologize off of your to-do list.”

“I wasn’t going to call to apologize,” he said, button nose wrinkling up in an ingratiating little smile. “I was going to call to say that if you still wanted to photograph all my little asshole friends, we’re cool with it. The whole team.”

I blinked. “Why? I pass some kind of test? Is that what last night was?”

“People were impressed, that’s all. Everybody knows Bobby’s a psycho. The way you stood up to him was pretty impressive. You know, we’re not as diabolical as you seem to think we are.”

This, I did not believe.

“Maybe I don’t want to photograph you anymore.”

“Well, whatever,” he said. “That sucks. But I get it.”

Silence. Long enough for the artist in me to start whispering.

Because, actually, last night made me more convinced there was something the team was hiding. Something solid. If I shot them, it would give me more to say about them. About who they were, and what lurked behind their handsome smiles and rugged cheekbones. The terrible things that they did. The terrifying unphotographable darkness behind their eyes.

As Cass would say, the Truth.

“I get to pick the place,” I said, after thirty solid seconds of silence. “And the time. And I get to bring people with me.”

“Well, shit, Ash, this isn’t a damn peace talk. I mean, yes, of course, all those things, but you make it sound like you’re a mobster agreeing to venture into hostile territory to negotiate a ceasefire.”

“Bye, Sheffield.”

I left him and walked back to my car. I called Connor. He didn’t answer.