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Chapters (79)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. Epigraph
  4. One
  5. Two
  6. Three
  7. Four
  8. Five
  9. Six
  10. Seven
  11. Eight
  12. Nine
  13. Ten
  14. Eleven
  15. Twelve
  16. Thirteen
  17. Fourteen
  18. Fifteen
  19. Sixteen
  20. Seventeen
  21. Eighteen
  22. Nineteen
  23. Twenty
  24. Twenty-One
  25. Twenty-Two
  26. Twenty-Three
  27. Twenty-Four
  28. Twenty-Five
  29. Twenty-Six
  30. Twenty-Seven
  31. Twenty-Eight
  32. Twenty-Nine
  33. Thirty
  34. Thirty-One
  35. Thirty-Two
  36. Thirty-Three
  37. Thirty-Four
  38. Thirty-Five
  39. Thirty-Six
  40. Thirty-Seven
  41. Thirty-Eight
  42. Thirty-Nine
  43. Forty
  44. Forty-One
  45. Forty-Two
  46. Forty-Three
  47. Forty-Four
  48. Forty-Five
  49. Forty-Six
  50. Forty-Seven
  51. Forty-Eight
  52. Forty-Nine
  53. Fifty
  54. Fifty-One
  55. Fifty-Two
  56. Fifty-Three
  57. Fifty-Four
  58. Fifty-Five
  59. Fifty-Six
  60. Fifty-Seven
  61. Fifty-Eight
  62. Fifty-Nine
  63. Sixty
  64. Sixty-One
  65. Sixty-Two
  66. Sixty-Three
  67. Sixty-Four
  68. Sixty-Five
  69. Sixty-Six
  70. Sixty-Seven
  71. Sixty-Eight
  72. Sixty-Nine
  73. Seventy
  74. Acknowledgments
  75. About the Author
  76. Praise for Destroy All Monsters
  77. Books by Sam J. Miller
  78. Back Ad
  79. About the Publisher

Something important was up. Boys at school stood in little groups, looking around nervously like the amateur criminals that they were. I watched them in the hallway, under the giant mural of the blue hawk, our high school mascot, a crude and ugly painting that had been freaking kids out since probably the 1970s.

“It’s got to be him, right?”

Jewel looked up from her book. “Hmm?”

“Sheffield,” I said.

We leaned against our lockers, waiting for the homeroom bell to ring. Listening to worried laughter, uneasy conjecture about who would be next.

“He does look guilty,” she said. “Then again, that’s his default mode.”

Sheffield looked up, saw me pointing, and smiled.

“Look at the way they all look to him,” I said. “He’s probably got them out there doing his bidding.”

“Who? The whole football team?”

I started to say, Absolutely, but I really didn’t have any evidence.

And then, on random unthinking impulse, I raised my camera. Looked through the lens.

“Shit,” I whispered.

Because I could see it, in the air around them. Their guilt. Their damage. Sick wet clouds of it overhead. Slimy black spiders of it perched on their shoulders.

Tingles shivered up and down my spine.

Sheffield grinned, when I panned across to him, and then he started walking toward us. I felt a little like I’d aroused the attention of a lion on the grasslands. I wasn’t afraid of him, but Jewel got social anxiety from harmless sitcoms, so I could only imagine how an interaction like this might mess her up.

“Ladies,” he said.

Through the lens, he was framed with the blue hawk directly behind him, its jagged wings looking like they could be his. An angel with ugly wings. And a button nose, and an arrogant smile, and eerily rosy cheeks. I took the picture, more to flatter him than because I actually wanted it.

“Hey, Sheff,” I said, when he sidled up to us. “Bummer about the parking lot.”

“Such a tragedy,” he said, although his smile said the exact opposite.

The other boys were watching us now.

“Who could have done such a thing?” I asked.

“Some very twisted, very angry soul,” he said. “I hope he gets the help he needs.”

“So you think it was a guy?”

“Forgive me,” he said, “for my unconscious gender bias. It’s wrong to have male be the default when dealing with someone of unknown identity. Blame my upbringing. That very twisted, very angry soul could very well belong to a girl.” And he grinned.

“You coming to practice?” some random lunkhead called to him from across the hall.

“When I’m finished with my conversation, asshole.” To Jewel, who had been pointedly ignoring him, he said, “God bless you, sister.” She flinched.

“Hey, the lot,” I asked. “Any connection to what happened with Marcy Brockelmeyer’s house, do you think? Or Judy Saperstein’s?”