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Chapters (79)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. Epigraph
  4. One
  5. Two
  6. Three
  7. Four
  8. Five
  9. Six
  10. Seven
  11. Eight
  12. Nine
  13. Ten
  14. Eleven
  15. Twelve
  16. Thirteen
  17. Fourteen
  18. Fifteen
  19. Sixteen
  20. Seventeen
  21. Eighteen
  22. Nineteen
  23. Twenty
  24. Twenty-One
  25. Twenty-Two
  26. Twenty-Three
  27. Twenty-Four
  28. Twenty-Five
  29. Twenty-Six
  30. Twenty-Seven
  31. Twenty-Eight
  32. Twenty-Nine
  33. Thirty
  34. Thirty-One
  35. Thirty-Two
  36. Thirty-Three
  37. Thirty-Four
  38. Thirty-Five
  39. Thirty-Six
  40. Thirty-Seven
  41. Thirty-Eight
  42. Thirty-Nine
  43. Forty
  44. Forty-One
  45. Forty-Two
  46. Forty-Three
  47. Forty-Four
  48. Forty-Five
  49. Forty-Six
  50. Forty-Seven
  51. Forty-Eight
  52. Forty-Nine
  53. Fifty
  54. Fifty-One
  55. Fifty-Two
  56. Fifty-Three
  57. Fifty-Four
  58. Fifty-Five
  59. Fifty-Six
  60. Fifty-Seven
  61. Fifty-Eight
  62. Fifty-Nine
  63. Sixty
  64. Sixty-One
  65. Sixty-Two
  66. Sixty-Three
  67. Sixty-Four
  68. Sixty-Five
  69. Sixty-Six
  70. Sixty-Seven
  71. Sixty-Eight
  72. Sixty-Nine
  73. Seventy
  74. Acknowledgments
  75. About the Author
  76. Praise for Destroy All Monsters
  77. Books by Sam J. Miller
  78. Back Ad
  79. About the Publisher

There’s a photograph of the two of us. Taken when we were ten. It’s on the table by my bed. Two frowning kids, fully clothed, in a bathtub. Look at it and you’ll think you’re seeing a pair of miserable refugees. You can’t see the adventure Solomon was taking us on, narrating a whole complicated, amazing story where we were infiltrating an evil kingdom, and defeating their army of ghosts. You can’t see that this is the happiest we’ll ever be. All of that is unphotographable.

Going back in, I closed the door behind me as quietly as I could. Mom was using her soothing voice on Dad, which, like always, was having no effect.

“You can’t be mad at that poor boy for what his mother did,” she said.

“George is a friend of mine,” Dad argued. George, aka Mr. Barrett; Solomon’s stepfather and Connor’s father. “He’s a good man. And the awful things that woman did . . .”

He trailed off when he saw me.

“What did she do?” I asked, stepping into the kitchen.

Mom turned toward me, deer-in-headlights style. Dad turned away. “Nothing, sweetheart. Nothing you need to worry about.”

“What did Solomon’s mother do to Connor’s dad?” I asked.

“You’re too young to know the details,” Dad said, his voice firm in that way that meant he would not be changing his mind.

“Anyway, what does it matter what she did? It has nothing to do with Solomon. What do you have against him?” I asked. “He’s not my boyfriend. And I mean, you know he’s gay, right?”

“Solomon is confused,” Dad said. “And he’s sick. Who’s to say what he is?”

I groaned. “He’s my best friend. You can’t seriously believe he would hurt me.”

“I’m not saying he would hurt you on purpose.”

“This isn’t Of Mice and Men, Dad,” I said.

“Ash, he’s delusional. And he has persecution fantasies. So who’s to say he won’t suddenly decide that you’re the one persecuting him, and do something terrible to you?”

I stared at him, the silence stretching between us. “What makes you say that?” I asked.

“I’m eating dinner in my office,” he said, taking his plate and going.

I skipped dinner altogether. Instead, I paced back and forth in my room. I read old interviews with Diane Arbus, on the internet. I did laundry.

I did not wash Solomon’s T-shirt. I put it in a pillowcase under my bed. It smelled bad, but it smelled like him.

Ms. Jackson was still playing in my room. Her cigarette-scratchy voice sounded ancient, impossibly wise.

“Temperature’s dropping tonight, beloveds,” she said. “Better find a good book or a warm body to curl up with by the fire.”