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Chapters (79)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. Epigraph
  4. One
  5. Two
  6. Three
  7. Four
  8. Five
  9. Six
  10. Seven
  11. Eight
  12. Nine
  13. Ten
  14. Eleven
  15. Twelve
  16. Thirteen
  17. Fourteen
  18. Fifteen
  19. Sixteen
  20. Seventeen
  21. Eighteen
  22. Nineteen
  23. Twenty
  24. Twenty-One
  25. Twenty-Two
  26. Twenty-Three
  27. Twenty-Four
  28. Twenty-Five
  29. Twenty-Six
  30. Twenty-Seven
  31. Twenty-Eight
  32. Twenty-Nine
  33. Thirty
  34. Thirty-One
  35. Thirty-Two
  36. Thirty-Three
  37. Thirty-Four
  38. Thirty-Five
  39. Thirty-Six
  40. Thirty-Seven
  41. Thirty-Eight
  42. Thirty-Nine
  43. Forty
  44. Forty-One
  45. Forty-Two
  46. Forty-Three
  47. Forty-Four
  48. Forty-Five
  49. Forty-Six
  50. Forty-Seven
  51. Forty-Eight
  52. Forty-Nine
  53. Fifty
  54. Fifty-One
  55. Fifty-Two
  56. Fifty-Three
  57. Fifty-Four
  58. Fifty-Five
  59. Fifty-Six
  60. Fifty-Seven
  61. Fifty-Eight
  62. Fifty-Nine
  63. Sixty
  64. Sixty-One
  65. Sixty-Two
  66. Sixty-Three
  67. Sixty-Four
  68. Sixty-Five
  69. Sixty-Six
  70. Sixty-Seven
  71. Sixty-Eight
  72. Sixty-Nine
  73. Seventy
  74. Acknowledgments
  75. About the Author
  76. Praise for Destroy All Monsters
  77. Books by Sam J. Miller
  78. Back Ad
  79. About the Publisher

“Solomon!” Connor said. He caught sight of me as I walked in the door, before my own eyes had adjusted to the gloom. The restaurant smelled like heaven, like smoked ham and brown sugar. Shouts from the kitchen echoed off the low ceiling. He came running, and gave me a big, hard hug.

“Hey, Solomon,” said Quang, who owned the restaurant. “You come to take this little troublemaker off my hands?”

That was when I noticed smoke pouring out of the kitchen.

“What did you do, you little monster?” I asked, hoisting Connor up.

He screamed in delight, mock-struggling, as I carried him.

“I just wanted to show him a way to cook the noodles faster! It was taking too long.”

“You practically cooked the whole kitchen,” Quang said, laughing. We sat down at a table, beside a window with green river water rippling right outside.

Quang was an othersider, with the ability to transport any object over any distance. Power like that, most people would go crazy with. Steal money out of cash registers, build an empire on thievery, but Quang just wanted to live a simple life. He had a sea wyvern tattoo on his forearm, and rumor had it that he was telepathically linked to a monster as big as a battleship, dwelling deep in the sea. He did a good, honest business—although, allegedly, when a local tough guy did something terrible to one of his waitresses, he teleported the guy clear to the far side of the Waterlands. Never to be seen again.

“Solomon,” said Evvy, one of the cooks. A big, beautiful butch woman, she shook my hand so hard I had to wince. Which made her laugh.

I handed Connor a paper place mat, and sat him down on my lap. He began to draw, using his finger—focusing a tiny flame, burning black lines onto the white surface, slowly sketching out Maraud’s familiar outline.

“You’ve gotten so good at that,” I said.

“Shhh,” he said, lips tight with concentration. Under the faint scent of smoke, I could smell the laundry soap of Connor’s clothes.

I turned to Quang and Evvy. “You guys know anything about this ‘Destroy All Monsters’ nonsense popping up all over the city?”

A long pause. They looked at each other. Then they burst out laughing.

“What?” I asked.

“Tough subject,” Quang said. “We been arguing about this all week.”

“Not arguing,” she said. “Discussing.”

“Evvy is a sympathizer.”

“Shut up,” she said, and turned to me, alarmed. “I’m not, I swear. I just think Quang is wrong to write them off.”

“Write . . . who off?”

“The nativists. The anti-othersider mob,” Quang said. “The ones behind ‘Abolish All Magic’ and ‘Destroy All Monsters’ and all that sh—” He looked at Connor, chose another word. “Nonsense.”

I asked Evvy, “How could you sympathize with creeps like that?”