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Contents (112)
  1. Dedication
  2. Epigraph
  3. Contents
  4. Chapter One
  5. The Cat’s Out of the Box
  6. Chapter Two
  7. The Most Important Meal of the Day
  8. Chapter Three
  9. The Comeback Kid Minus the Comebacks
  10. Chapter Four
  11. AKA Patricia
  12. Chapter Five
  13. One Size Does Not Fit All
  14. Chapter Six
  15. The Difference Between Like and Like-Like
  16. Chapter Seven
  17. Good as Gravy
  18. Chapter Eight
  19. By Invitation Only
  20. Chapter Nine
  21. The Witching Hour
  22. Chapter Ten
  23. 100% Duck
  24. Chapter Eleven
  25. It’s the Thought That Counts
  26. Chapter Twelve
  27. Our Very Best Life
  28. Chapter Thirteen
  29. The Life of the Party
  30. Chapter Fourteen
  31. Ask and You Shall Receive
  32. Chapter Fifteen
  33. R-E-S-P-E-C-T
  34. Chapter Sixteen
  35. Neutral Territory
  36. Chapter Seventeen
  37. A Girl on a Mission
  38. Chapter Eighteen
  39. Paper, Paper, Get Your Paper!
  40. Chapter Nineteen
  41. Risky Business
  42. Chapter Twenty
  43. No Right Choice
  44. Chapter Twenty-One
  45. The Kind of Promise You Can Keep
  46. Chapter Twenty-Two
  47. Behind Door Number Three
  48. Chapter Twenty-Three
  49. Common Ground
  50. Chapter Twenty-Four
  51. Back on the Market
  52. Chapter Twenty-Five
  53. Let It All Out
  54. Chapter Twenty-Six
  55. My Calling
  56. Chapter Twenty-Seven
  57. First-Date Jitters
  58. Chapter Twenty-Eight
  59. Home Sweet Home
  60. Chapter Twenty-Nine
  61. Causing a Scene
  62. Chapter Thirty
  63. A New Kind of Normal
  64. Chapter Thirty-One
  65. Stuck in the Middle
  66. Chapter Thirty-Two
  67. Three Legs Are Better Than Two
  68. Chapter Thirty-Three
  69. Project BFF
  70. Chapter Thirty-Four
  71. Lip-Synching for My Life
  72. Chapter Thirty-Five
  73. Dear Sweet Pea
  74. Author’s Note
  75. About the Author
  76. Copyright
  77. About the Publisher

Sincerely,

Miss Flora Mae

And for the first time, it really hurts me to type her name and not my own, because this is one I want to take credit for.

When I get home to Mom’s, she and Dad are sitting on the couch, laughing at some awful pun the weatherman just made about our chances of rain this week.

“What are y’all doing?” I ask. It takes a whole lot of self-control to not remind them that they’re divorced.

They both turn around and Mom says, “We thought we could use a family night out.”

“Huh?” I drop my backpack on the kitchen table. “Like, all three of us? On a school night?”

Dad half smiles. “We’re still a family, Sweet Pea. We just are—”

“We’ve taken a new shape,” finishes Mom.

Dad nods. “Exactly. And tonight we thought we’d take the shape of a bowling league. What do you say?”

Dad’s always been the bowler in the family, and I’m no good without bumpers. The last time they made a big effort for all three of us to be together, they told me they were getting a divorce, so it’s hard not to wonder what bad news awaits me. That’s not enough to stop me from saying, “Winner buys me a few rounds on the crane machines!”

That night, Dad goes easy on us, but he can’t stop himself from scoring a few strikes. We order nachos and burgers and share a slushy that’s bigger than my head.

After a few failed attempts at the crane machines, the three of us file out to Dad’s truck. We all slide in with me in the middle, and I’m so wiped I can barely keep my head up. I slouch against Mom’s shoulder and declare, “I must be French, because I’m fried!”

On the way home, I fall in and out of sleep and both Mom and Dad help me into bed and tuck me in. I wait and wait for the bad news to come, but it never does.

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Chapter Twenty-Four

Back on the Market

When the paper comes again on Thursday, I play it cool. But I am totally dying to see my second response published.

After I get dressed for school, I check the front porch for the paper.

“Looking for this?” asks Mom, grinning as she waves the paper around like she’s trying to tempt me.

“Come on,” she says. “Let’s read this thing over breakfast. But first I need to talk to you.”

“Okay.” I’m automatically suspicious.

I sit down to scrambled eggs and s’mores Pop-Tarts. Dad was definitely the breakfast chef.

She waits for me to dig in. Probably so that my mouth is too full to fight back when she drops whatever news she’s sitting on.

“Do you remember a few weeks ago when I met up with someone for drinks after book club?” She speaks slowly, like she’s nervous.

“Uh-huh.”

“Well, I’ve been talking to that person a lot recently.”