Contents (112)
- Dedication
- Epigraph
- Contents
- Chapter One
- The Cat’s Out of the Box
- Chapter Two
- The Most Important Meal of the Day
- Chapter Three
- The Comeback Kid Minus the Comebacks
- Chapter Four
- AKA Patricia
- Chapter Five
- One Size Does Not Fit All
- Chapter Six
- The Difference Between Like and Like-Like
- Chapter Seven
- Good as Gravy
- Chapter Eight
- By Invitation Only
- Chapter Nine
- The Witching Hour
- Chapter Ten
- 100% Duck
- Chapter Eleven
- It’s the Thought That Counts
- Chapter Twelve
- Our Very Best Life
- Chapter Thirteen
- The Life of the Party
- Chapter Fourteen
- Ask and You Shall Receive
- Chapter Fifteen
- R-E-S-P-E-C-T
- Chapter Sixteen
- Neutral Territory
- Chapter Seventeen
- A Girl on a Mission
- Chapter Eighteen
- Paper, Paper, Get Your Paper!
- Chapter Nineteen
- Risky Business
- Chapter Twenty
- No Right Choice
- Chapter Twenty-One
- The Kind of Promise You Can Keep
- Chapter Twenty-Two
- Behind Door Number Three
- Chapter Twenty-Three
- Common Ground
- Chapter Twenty-Four
- Back on the Market
- Chapter Twenty-Five
- Let It All Out
- Chapter Twenty-Six
- My Calling
- Chapter Twenty-Seven
- First-Date Jitters
- Chapter Twenty-Eight
- Home Sweet Home
- Chapter Twenty-Nine
- Causing a Scene
- Chapter Thirty
- A New Kind of Normal
- Chapter Thirty-One
- Stuck in the Middle
- Chapter Thirty-Two
- Three Legs Are Better Than Two
- Chapter Thirty-Three
- Project BFF
- Chapter Thirty-Four
- Lip-Synching for My Life
- Chapter Thirty-Five
- Dear Sweet Pea
- Author’s Note
- About the Author
- Copyright
- About the Publisher
“It’s a big night,” Dad says. “First night in the new house.” He throws his arms up, gesturing to the house behind him. “Not too shabby, huh, Sweet Pea? And I’ve got some curry chicken pot pie in the oven.” Dad pushes his fingers through his hair. Mom used to call it one of his nervous tics—fidgeting with his hair. I’m white, like both my parents, but like Dad I’ve got an olive-y undertone and have the same black hair as he does. It’s wiry and thick, like his bushy eyebrows, which it looks like he passed on to me too.
I give the tiny porch one good look, trying my best to give this place a chance. The only thing that makes this house feel more like home than Mom’s place is Dad’s beat-up work truck out front—a black pickup with a bed full of scaffolding and painting supplies. “Same street. New house.”
“I even painted the door to match,” he points out. And sure as heck, he did. “I was thinking we’d get a porch swing just like—”
“Mom’s,” I say flatly. I shake my head and point to the door. “You got the wrong shade of blue.” I feel immediately bad as I turn to Oscar and say, “Let’s go.”
Sometimes Oscar says the wrong things at the wrong times, but right now he’s got my back and follows me into my room in my new second home. And because he’s a true best friend, he even slams my bedroom door for me because my hands are full.
Chapter Two
The Most Important Meal of the Day
“Sweet Pea?” asks my dad as he knocks on my bedroom door the next morning. “First breakfast in the new house! How do you want your bacon?”
“You can come in,” I tell him, the covers pulled up over my face. In the last year, Dad has gotten a little weird around me. He’s careful about giving me plenty of time to answer him before he comes into my bedroom, and the last time I had to dress up for Easter Sunday, he said my dress was flattering. Flattering! What kind of word is that?
It started two years ago when he was pulling the laundry out of the dryer and held up my training bra for both me and my mom to see. He laughed and told my mom he must have accidentally shrunken one of her sports bras. The laughter stopped immediately when he noticed the color draining from my face. I yanked it out of his hands and marched to my room, slamming the door behind me. (I guess you could say I’ve got a thing for slamming doors.) It wasn’t his fault. He didn’t know. But the whole suddenly-having-to-wear-a-bra thing is bad enough without making it Dad’s business too.
I moan from beneath the covers. Spending the night without Cheese felt just plain wrong. After Oscar and I shared a pizza with Dad, I tried bringing Cheese over here to stay with me, but he kept pawing at the screen door. Mom even bought him an identical litter box for Dad’s house and went through the effort of sifting out clumps from his old litter box to mix in with his new litter so he’d recognize his scent. That’s real dedication. But it’s like Cheese is staging his own one-cat revolution and he’s the only one who’s not playing along with this “mirror living” nonsense.
