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Contents ( 112)
  1. Dedication
  2. Epigraph
  3. Contents
  4. Chapter One
  5. The Cat’s Out of the Box
  6. Chapter Two
  7. The Most Important Meal of the Day
  8. Chapter Three
  9. The Comeback Kid Minus the Comebacks
  10. Chapter Four
  11. AKA Patricia
  12. Chapter Five
  13. One Size Does Not Fit All
  14. Chapter Six
  15. The Difference Between Like and Like-Like
  16. Chapter Seven
  17. Good as Gravy
  18. Chapter Eight
  19. By Invitation Only
  20. Chapter Nine
  21. The Witching Hour
  22. Chapter Ten
  23. 100% Duck
  24. Chapter Eleven
  25. It’s the Thought That Counts
  26. Chapter Twelve
  27. Our Very Best Life
  28. Chapter Thirteen
  29. The Life of the Party
  30. Chapter Fourteen
  31. Ask and You Shall Receive
  32. Chapter Fifteen
  33. R-E-S-P-E-C-T
  34. Chapter Sixteen
  35. Neutral Territory
  36. Chapter Seventeen
  37. A Girl on a Mission
  38. Chapter Eighteen
  39. Paper, Paper, Get Your Paper!
  40. Chapter Nineteen
  41. Risky Business
  42. Chapter Twenty
  43. No Right Choice
  44. Chapter Twenty-One
  45. The Kind of Promise You Can Keep
  46. Chapter Twenty-Two
  47. Behind Door Number Three
  48. Chapter Twenty-Three
  49. Common Ground
  50. Chapter Twenty-Four
  51. Back on the Market
  52. Chapter Twenty-Five
  53. Let It All Out
  54. Chapter Twenty-Six
  55. My Calling
  56. Chapter Twenty-Seven
  57. First-Date Jitters
  58. Chapter Twenty-Eight
  59. Home Sweet Home
  60. Chapter Twenty-Nine
  61. Causing a Scene
  62. Chapter Thirty
  63. A New Kind of Normal
  64. Chapter Thirty-One
  65. Stuck in the Middle
  66. Chapter Thirty-Two
  67. Three Legs Are Better Than Two
  68. Chapter Thirty-Three
  69. Project BFF
  70. Chapter Thirty-Four
  71. Lip-Synching for My Life
  72. Chapter Thirty-Five
  73. Dear Sweet Pea
  74. Author’s Note
  75. About the Author
  76. Copyright
  77. About the Publisher

And then I begin to type.

Once I’ve got my letter all set, I dig my bike out of the garage. It’s been a hot minute since I used this thing because the chain on Oscar’s bike broke last year and he hasn’t gotten a new one yet, so we walk just about everywhere our parents won’t drive us. Valentine is easy enough to get around. The downtown is just one single square where the newspaper, city hall, and a few other random shops, like Bill’s Boots & Cobbler, By Design Florals, and The Jerky Emporium, which sells nothing but—you guessed it—jerky, all surround a bronze Cupid statue next to a big sign that says “Welcome to Valentine, the Heart of Texas.” Mom says the Cupid statue was bought by some rich oil investor as kind of a joke, but that the town takes it very seriously.

To get to downtown, I have to cross six blocks and Ancestors’ Park, which was the town’s first graveyard, but so much of it was destroyed during a tornado that it’s hard to tell where it starts and ends. Honestly, Valentine should be on America’s Most Haunted, if you ask me. Cliff VanWarren would find plenty of stories to tell in this place.

As I pedal down my driveway to embark on my journey, the tassels on my handlebars feel childish, and I can’t believe I ever even wore this helmet with a unicorn horn sticking out the front, but I did, and now I am again.

“Let’s ride,” I say to myself as I take a wide turn out of my driveway and pedal toward downtown.

Passing the park, I stand up on my pedals and move as fast as I can. “Not haunted, not haunted, not haunted, not haunted, not haunted.” Above me a bird squawks. “A little haunted, a little haunted, a little haunted, a little haunted.”

The paper is located just off the main square, in between the civic center and the library. I hadn’t really thought about how I might get in, especially since the place is already closed. This is ridiculous. What was I even thinking? Maybe this is like Mrs. Young said and this is the kind of mistake I’ll have to learn from instead of fix.

I turn my bike around, but as I do, I spot a light spilling out into the alleyway. Walking my bike down the alleyway, I find a side door left open. Maybe there’s hope yet! After ditching my bike behind the dumpster, I duck my head inside to find the janitor, a tall, bearded guy who looks a whole heck of a lot like Hagrid from Harry Potter. If I weren’t here on a mission, I might ask him to say You’re a wizard, Sweet Pea! to me.

Heavy metal music crackles through his earphones as he deep lunges like he’s rocking out live in concert while he slides the vacuum across the floor. With his back turned to me, I tiptoe around him. When he moves in one direction, I do the opposite.