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Contents ( 112)
  1. Dedication
  2. Epigraph
  3. Contents
  4. Chapter One
  5. The Cat’s Out of the Box
  6. Chapter Two
  7. The Most Important Meal of the Day
  8. Chapter Three
  9. The Comeback Kid Minus the Comebacks
  10. Chapter Four
  11. AKA Patricia
  12. Chapter Five
  13. One Size Does Not Fit All
  14. Chapter Six
  15. The Difference Between Like and Like-Like
  16. Chapter Seven
  17. Good as Gravy
  18. Chapter Eight
  19. By Invitation Only
  20. Chapter Nine
  21. The Witching Hour
  22. Chapter Ten
  23. 100% Duck
  24. Chapter Eleven
  25. It’s the Thought That Counts
  26. Chapter Twelve
  27. Our Very Best Life
  28. Chapter Thirteen
  29. The Life of the Party
  30. Chapter Fourteen
  31. Ask and You Shall Receive
  32. Chapter Fifteen
  33. R-E-S-P-E-C-T
  34. Chapter Sixteen
  35. Neutral Territory
  36. Chapter Seventeen
  37. A Girl on a Mission
  38. Chapter Eighteen
  39. Paper, Paper, Get Your Paper!
  40. Chapter Nineteen
  41. Risky Business
  42. Chapter Twenty
  43. No Right Choice
  44. Chapter Twenty-One
  45. The Kind of Promise You Can Keep
  46. Chapter Twenty-Two
  47. Behind Door Number Three
  48. Chapter Twenty-Three
  49. Common Ground
  50. Chapter Twenty-Four
  51. Back on the Market
  52. Chapter Twenty-Five
  53. Let It All Out
  54. Chapter Twenty-Six
  55. My Calling
  56. Chapter Twenty-Seven
  57. First-Date Jitters
  58. Chapter Twenty-Eight
  59. Home Sweet Home
  60. Chapter Twenty-Nine
  61. Causing a Scene
  62. Chapter Thirty
  63. A New Kind of Normal
  64. Chapter Thirty-One
  65. Stuck in the Middle
  66. Chapter Thirty-Two
  67. Three Legs Are Better Than Two
  68. Chapter Thirty-Three
  69. Project BFF
  70. Chapter Thirty-Four
  71. Lip-Synching for My Life
  72. Chapter Thirty-Five
  73. Dear Sweet Pea
  74. Author’s Note
  75. About the Author
  76. Copyright
  77. About the Publisher

“Cool,” he says. “Sorry your parents are still divorced, by the way.”

“Oh, it’s okay. I think they’ll probably stay divorced forever.”

“Makes sense.” Luis shrugs and then tosses the backpack at Oscar. “Watch your back. The only reason I’m leaving you alone is because Sweet Pea’s here.”

I bite down on my lips so I don’t smile too hard.

Luis walks out and down the hallway to the living room.

Oscar exhales. “You cannot go home before my mom gets here. I forbid it.”

I giggle.

“You laugh,” he says. “But you’ve never had two older brothers.”

“He’s not really going to beat you up,” I tell him. Oscar’s brothers are rough sometimes, but they don’t really hurt each other.

His nose wrinkles. “No, but he will fart on my head. Twice. At least. Death by fart attack.”

“Don’t worry.” I pat his arm. “I’m here. You’re safe from the fart fumes for now.”

We spend the next few hours watching episodes of America’s Most Haunted, and it’s easy to forget I’m hiding anything from my best friend until the next episode starts, and Cliff VanWarren in his spooky yet somehow game-show-announcer voice says, “Secret identities. Not just for comic books, and perhaps more sinister than you may think. You think you know someone only to find they’re living a whole other life . . . as a whole other person. The paranormal world—”

I grab the remote and hit the power button. “Sorry,” I say. “I gotta go and didn’t want it to get any further and spoil the episode.”

Oscar throws himself back against the cushions. “Leave me to the fart dungeon, I guess.”

“I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry,” I sing over and over as I rush out the door.

“Later, Sweet Potatoes!” calls Jorge from where he still sits on the porch with his friends.

“Still Sweet Pea,” I shout back. “You’ll run out of produce eventually!”

On my way to Dad’s, I check on Miss Flora Mae’s place. Inside, I plop down on the floor of her plant room and turn on the radio. I sprawl out with the most recent pack of letters from Mr. Joe Salazar and find myself reading through every last one of them.

I’ve only got a little bit of time before I need to be home, but something about hearing other people’s problems makes my own feel farther and farther away. Maybe that’s what Mom likes so much about her job. Some problems make mine feel small and others make them feel bigger, but for a town so small, there are still an awful lot of problems.

Arguing siblings, lying significant others, nosy neighbors . . . it goes on and on. Some people just write to ask Miss Flora Mae about the best way to get rid of a stain in the couch or what her favorite recipes are. It makes me wonder how many of these people are just lonely.

I always thought of Miss Flora Mae as this eccentric old lady who never let anyone in, but maybe that’s not true. Maybe this is her way of letting people in.