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Contents (112)
  1. Dedication
  2. Epigraph
  3. Contents
  4. Chapter One
  5. The Cat’s Out of the Box
  6. Chapter Two
  7. The Most Important Meal of the Day
  8. Chapter Three
  9. The Comeback Kid Minus the Comebacks
  10. Chapter Four
  11. AKA Patricia
  12. Chapter Five
  13. One Size Does Not Fit All
  14. Chapter Six
  15. The Difference Between Like and Like-Like
  16. Chapter Seven
  17. Good as Gravy
  18. Chapter Eight
  19. By Invitation Only
  20. Chapter Nine
  21. The Witching Hour
  22. Chapter Ten
  23. 100% Duck
  24. Chapter Eleven
  25. It’s the Thought That Counts
  26. Chapter Twelve
  27. Our Very Best Life
  28. Chapter Thirteen
  29. The Life of the Party
  30. Chapter Fourteen
  31. Ask and You Shall Receive
  32. Chapter Fifteen
  33. R-E-S-P-E-C-T
  34. Chapter Sixteen
  35. Neutral Territory
  36. Chapter Seventeen
  37. A Girl on a Mission
  38. Chapter Eighteen
  39. Paper, Paper, Get Your Paper!
  40. Chapter Nineteen
  41. Risky Business
  42. Chapter Twenty
  43. No Right Choice
  44. Chapter Twenty-One
  45. The Kind of Promise You Can Keep
  46. Chapter Twenty-Two
  47. Behind Door Number Three
  48. Chapter Twenty-Three
  49. Common Ground
  50. Chapter Twenty-Four
  51. Back on the Market
  52. Chapter Twenty-Five
  53. Let It All Out
  54. Chapter Twenty-Six
  55. My Calling
  56. Chapter Twenty-Seven
  57. First-Date Jitters
  58. Chapter Twenty-Eight
  59. Home Sweet Home
  60. Chapter Twenty-Nine
  61. Causing a Scene
  62. Chapter Thirty
  63. A New Kind of Normal
  64. Chapter Thirty-One
  65. Stuck in the Middle
  66. Chapter Thirty-Two
  67. Three Legs Are Better Than Two
  68. Chapter Thirty-Three
  69. Project BFF
  70. Chapter Thirty-Four
  71. Lip-Synching for My Life
  72. Chapter Thirty-Five
  73. Dear Sweet Pea
  74. Author’s Note
  75. About the Author
  76. Copyright
  77. About the Publisher

After she leaves, I putter around the house for a bit with Cheese weaving in and out of my legs like he’s either trying to slow me down or trip me. Or maybe he’s just trying to get me to stay, which really makes me feel like crud. Finally, I give in and shove Dad’s mail in my backpack and head on over. I try to ignore Cheese’s soft meow as I make my way down to the sidewalk. If Mom and Dad wanted to keep things so normal, why didn’t they just stay married?

On my way there, I take a quick peek inside Miss Flora Mae’s mailbox and find it empty. Tomorrow I’ll go over and play some music for her plants, which is probably the most ridiculous thing anyone has ever asked me to do, by the way.

“Dad?” I call out as I push his front door open. There’s something weird about this place. It’s not home enough for me to feel like I can just walk in, but Dad living here also means I feel really silly knocking or ringing the doorbell.

“In here!” he calls from the living room. “What do you think about Frito pie for dinner?”

“I think it sounds like something Mom wouldn’t define as dinner.”

“Guess it’s a good thing Mom’s not here,” says Dad as he stands up from the single love seat in his living room.

A smile tickles at my lips. “Frito pie it is!”

Dad’s Frito pie isn’t like normal Frito pie. He makes his tortilla strips himself and keeps frozen batches of his homemade chili in the freezer for whenever the mood strikes. He even shreds my absolute favorite cheddar cheese (other than my cat) made in Tillamook, Oregon.

Dad sets up his TV-dinner trays so we can watch American Ninja Warrior while we eat dinner. We eat in silence, adding sprinkles of cheese every time we eat the top layer of chips, chili, and cheese. “Ya gotta make every bite cheesy,” says Dad with his mouth full.

I laugh through a huge bite. Dad may never have gone to college, but he’s one of the smartest people I know. Besides, Mom always says college isn’t for everyone, and it doesn’t make you better than anyone else.

As we’re finishing, Dad turns to me during a commercial break.

“Hey, uh, did your mom send over any of my mail with you?”

I can’t quite explain why, but for some reason I’m in no hurry at all to give Dad his mail. Maybe I’m just annoyed that he can’t go over there and get it himself.

“She must have forgotten,” I finally say.

Quietly, Dad grunts and then he forces a smile. “No problemo, Sweet Pea. No problemo at all.”

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Chapter Eight

By Invitation Only

It’s not the last day of school, but with the way people are buzzing over Kiera’s birthday party, it sure feels like it. I’m not kidding. I think even the cafeteria ladies were invited.