Contents (112)
- Dedication
- Epigraph
- Contents
- Chapter One
- The Cat’s Out of the Box
- Chapter Two
- The Most Important Meal of the Day
- Chapter Three
- The Comeback Kid Minus the Comebacks
- Chapter Four
- AKA Patricia
- Chapter Five
- One Size Does Not Fit All
- Chapter Six
- The Difference Between Like and Like-Like
- Chapter Seven
- Good as Gravy
- Chapter Eight
- By Invitation Only
- Chapter Nine
- The Witching Hour
- Chapter Ten
- 100% Duck
- Chapter Eleven
- It’s the Thought That Counts
- Chapter Twelve
- Our Very Best Life
- Chapter Thirteen
- The Life of the Party
- Chapter Fourteen
- Ask and You Shall Receive
- Chapter Fifteen
- R-E-S-P-E-C-T
- Chapter Sixteen
- Neutral Territory
- Chapter Seventeen
- A Girl on a Mission
- Chapter Eighteen
- Paper, Paper, Get Your Paper!
- Chapter Nineteen
- Risky Business
- Chapter Twenty
- No Right Choice
- Chapter Twenty-One
- The Kind of Promise You Can Keep
- Chapter Twenty-Two
- Behind Door Number Three
- Chapter Twenty-Three
- Common Ground
- Chapter Twenty-Four
- Back on the Market
- Chapter Twenty-Five
- Let It All Out
- Chapter Twenty-Six
- My Calling
- Chapter Twenty-Seven
- First-Date Jitters
- Chapter Twenty-Eight
- Home Sweet Home
- Chapter Twenty-Nine
- Causing a Scene
- Chapter Thirty
- A New Kind of Normal
- Chapter Thirty-One
- Stuck in the Middle
- Chapter Thirty-Two
- Three Legs Are Better Than Two
- Chapter Thirty-Three
- Project BFF
- Chapter Thirty-Four
- Lip-Synching for My Life
- Chapter Thirty-Five
- Dear Sweet Pea
- Author’s Note
- About the Author
- Copyright
- About the Publisher
After she leaves, I putter around the house for a bit with Cheese weaving in and out of my legs like he’s either trying to slow me down or trip me. Or maybe he’s just trying to get me to stay, which really makes me feel like crud. Finally, I give in and shove Dad’s mail in my backpack and head on over. I try to ignore Cheese’s soft meow as I make my way down to the sidewalk. If Mom and Dad wanted to keep things so normal, why didn’t they just stay married?
On my way there, I take a quick peek inside Miss Flora Mae’s mailbox and find it empty. Tomorrow I’ll go over and play some music for her plants, which is probably the most ridiculous thing anyone has ever asked me to do, by the way.
“Dad?” I call out as I push his front door open. There’s something weird about this place. It’s not home enough for me to feel like I can just walk in, but Dad living here also means I feel really silly knocking or ringing the doorbell.
“In here!” he calls from the living room. “What do you think about Frito pie for dinner?”
“I think it sounds like something Mom wouldn’t define as dinner.”
“Guess it’s a good thing Mom’s not here,” says Dad as he stands up from the single love seat in his living room.
A smile tickles at my lips. “Frito pie it is!”
Dad’s Frito pie isn’t like normal Frito pie. He makes his tortilla strips himself and keeps frozen batches of his homemade chili in the freezer for whenever the mood strikes. He even shreds my absolute favorite cheddar cheese (other than my cat) made in Tillamook, Oregon.
Dad sets up his TV-dinner trays so we can watch American Ninja Warrior while we eat dinner. We eat in silence, adding sprinkles of cheese every time we eat the top layer of chips, chili, and cheese. “Ya gotta make every bite cheesy,” says Dad with his mouth full.
I laugh through a huge bite. Dad may never have gone to college, but he’s one of the smartest people I know. Besides, Mom always says college isn’t for everyone, and it doesn’t make you better than anyone else.
As we’re finishing, Dad turns to me during a commercial break.
“Hey, uh, did your mom send over any of my mail with you?”
I can’t quite explain why, but for some reason I’m in no hurry at all to give Dad his mail. Maybe I’m just annoyed that he can’t go over there and get it himself.
“She must have forgotten,” I finally say.
Quietly, Dad grunts and then he forces a smile. “No problemo, Sweet Pea. No problemo at all.”
Chapter Eight
By Invitation Only
It’s not the last day of school, but with the way people are buzzing over Kiera’s birthday party, it sure feels like it. I’m not kidding. I think even the cafeteria ladies were invited.
