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Friday, 15 February 2019

Thread: Sightings of Rhiannon Lewis around the world

JoshuaBoshua wrote: So what do y’all reckon about this sighting of our qween at her sister’s house in Vermont? Credible? Thoughts?

HellzBellz7888#: Well, considering there’s been sightings of her in Spain, Thailand, and Brisbane in the last month, I would take it with a pinch of salt. I heard another rumour that some ex-pats saw her in the Caribbean a few weeks ago.

CastleOfDoom73297329: Probably a rumour, tbh.

Rachael544 wrote: Yeah, and she probably looks nothing like her pictures in the papers now. She will have changed her whole identity.

CackyPants5554324: Everyone knows someone who says they’ve seen Rhiannon Lewis down the chip shop but it’s most likely bullshit.

BringOutTheGimp277 wrote: Booooooooooooooooo!!!!! It’s Rhiannon Lewis. I’m coming to get youuuuuuuuu. I’m going to slaughter all of you one by one.

Sweetpea672: How do you know one of us isn’t Rhiannon Lewis???

JoshuaBoshua wrote [to Sweetpea666]: You wish! LOL

BobbyAndEnema wrote: Bitch better not come to my town. Imma lynch her.

JesusIsAMalteaser wrote: I wouldn’t use her babysitting service but I wouldn’t exactly ‘lynch’ her.

JokesOnMe44 wrote: What’s the matter with all you freaks in here?! This woman killed innocent people! She needs locking up and the key being thrown away into the deepest sea!

CastleOfDoom73297329: She killed TWO innocent people as far as I can gather from her confession. All the rest were paedophiles and s*x offenders. Good riddance to bad f*****g rubbish, I say.

FloralHydrate: I think she’s in Mexico.

Sweetpea672: Who’s the Freddie guy who got the confession??? Saw him being interviewed – he’s so hot!

I closed Facebook and opened YouTube – a new video had popped up when I searched my name – an Up at the Crack interview with Dean Bishopston’s widow Sarah about a week before. I didn’t want to watch it but somehow I clicked play and Hate-Watched it instead, knowing exactly how it was going to make me feel. It’s like, sometimes I want to make myself feel bad, feel worse.

Carolyn Perma-Tan was giving it the full furrowed brow and perpetually serious chin angle as she sat cross-footed on the lurid pink banquette, shuffling her papers and bulging out of her blue Bodycon.

Cue the steely look down the lens. ‘Everyone will remember reading about the horrors of that fateful June evening when Dean Bishopston was out on his normal taxi-driving round in Birmingham city centre, as he did most nights to earn some extra cash for Christmas presents—’

Bigging up the sainthood.

‘—when he took a fare from a lone woman who needed to get to a pub. And, as we now know, her full confession having been revealed, this woman was Rhiannon Lewis, the notorious serial murderer, currently on the run in connection with as many as fifteen murders.’