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Contents (90)
  1. Benna Murcatto Saves a Life
  2. I
  3. TALINS
  4. Land of Opportunity
  5. The Bone-Thief
  6. Fish out of Water
  7. Six and One
  8. Bloody Instructions
  9. II
  10. WESTPORT
  11. Poison
  12. Science and Magic
  13. The Safest Place in the World
  14. Evil Friends
  15. Two Twos
  16. Plans and Accidents
  17. Repaid in Full
  18. III
  19. SIPANI
  20. Fogs and Whispers
  21. The Arts of Persuasion
  22. The Life of the Drinker
  23. Left Out
  24. A Few Bad Men
  25. The Peacemakers
  26. Cooking up Trouble
  27. Sex and Death
  28. That’s Entertainment
  29. What Happened
  30. IV
  31. VISSERINE
  32. Vengeance, Then
  33. Downwards
  34. Rats in a Sack
  35. The Forlorn Hope
  36. Mercy and Cowardice
  37. The Odd Couple
  38. Darkness
  39. The Connoisseur
  40. Vile Jelly
  41. Other People’s Scores
  42. The Fencing Master
  43. V
  44. PURANTI
  45. Sixes
  46. The Eye-Maker
  47. Prince of Prudence
  48. Neither Rich nor Poor
  49. Heroic Efforts, New Beginnings
  50. The Traitor
  51. King of Poisons
  52. No Worse
  53. Harvest Time
  54. The Old New Captain General
  55. VI
  56. OSPRIA
  57. His Plan of Attack
  58. Politics
  59. No More Delays
  60. All Business
  61. The Fate of Styria
  62. To the Victors…
  63. So Much for Nothing
  64. Shifting Sands
  65. VII
  66. TALINS
  67. Return of the Native
  68. The Lion’s Skin
  69. Preparation
  70. Rules of War
  71. One Nation
  72. All Dust
  73. The Inevitable
  74. Thus the Whirligig…
  75. Seeds
  76. All Change
  77. Happy Endings
  78. Acknowledgments
  79. extras
  80. meet the author
  81. interview
  82. introducing
  83. By Joe Abercrombie
  84. Praise for Best Served Cold
  85. Praise for The Heroes
  86. Praise for The Blade Itself
  87. Praise for Before They Are Hanged
  88. Praise for Last Argument of Kings
  89. Contents
  90. Copyright

“Wrong.” Monza leaned down and made Eider shrink back. “I don’t care. There’s a difference.”

“Now?” asked Day.

“Now.”

The girl’s hand darted out and pricked Eider’s ear with a glinting needle. “Ah!”

Day yawned as she slipped the splinter of metal into an inside pocket. “Don’t worry, it’s slow-working. You’ve got at least a week.”

“Until what?”

“Until you get sick.” Day took a bite out of her plum and juice ran down her chin. “Bloody hell,” she muttered, catching it with a fingertip.

“Sick?” breathed Eider.

“Really, really sick. A day after that you’ll be deader than Juvens.”

“Help us, you get the antidote, and at least the chance to run.” Monza rubbed the blood from the point of Benna’s sword with gloved thumb and forefinger. “Try and tell anyone what we’re planning, here or in the Union, Orso, or Ario, or your friend the Cripple, and…” She slid the blade back into its sheath and slapped the hilt home with a sharp snap. “One way or another, Ario will be short one mistress.”

Eider stared round at them, one hand still pressed to her neck. “You evil bitches.”

Day gave the plum pit a final suck then tossed it away. “It’s a living.”

“We’re done.” Vitari dragged Ario’s mistress to her feet by one elbow and started marching her towards the door.

Monza stepped in front of them. “What will you be telling your battered manservant, when he comes round?”

“That… we were robbed?”

Monza held out her gloved hand. Eider’s face fell even further. She unclasped her necklace and dropped it into Monza’s palm, then followed it with her rings. “Convincing enough?”

“I don’t know. You seem like the kind of woman to put up a struggle.” Monza punched her in the face. She squawked, stumbled, would’ve fallen if Vitari hadn’t caught her. She looked up, blood leaking from her nose and her split lip, and for an instant she had this strange expression. Hurt, yes. Afraid, of course. But more angry than either one. Like the look Monza had herself, maybe, when they threw her from the balcony.

“Now we’re done,” she said.

Vitari yanked at Eider’s elbow and dragged her out into the hallway, towards the front door, their footsteps scraping against the grubby boards. Day gave a sigh, then pushed herself away from the wall and brushed plaster-dust from her backside. “Nice and neat.”

“No thanks to your master. Where is he?”

“I prefer employer, and he said there were some errands he had to run.”

“Errands?”

“That a problem?”

“I paid for the master, not the dog.”

Day grinned. “Woof, woof. There’s nothing Morveer can do that I can’t.”

“That so?”

“He’s getting old. Arrogant. That rope burning through was nearly the death of him, in Westport. I wouldn’t want any carelessness like that to interfere with your business. Not for what you’re paying. No one worse to have next to you than a careless poisoner.”

“You’ll get no argument from me on that score.”