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Contents ( 90)
  1. Benna Murcatto Saves a Life
  2. I
  3. TALINS
  4. Land of Opportunity
  5. The Bone-Thief
  6. Fish out of Water
  7. Six and One
  8. Bloody Instructions
  9. II
  10. WESTPORT
  11. Poison
  12. Science and Magic
  13. The Safest Place in the World
  14. Evil Friends
  15. Two Twos
  16. Plans and Accidents
  17. Repaid in Full
  18. III
  19. SIPANI
  20. Fogs and Whispers
  21. The Arts of Persuasion
  22. The Life of the Drinker
  23. Left Out
  24. A Few Bad Men
  25. The Peacemakers
  26. Cooking up Trouble
  27. Sex and Death
  28. That’s Entertainment
  29. What Happened
  30. IV
  31. VISSERINE
  32. Vengeance, Then
  33. Downwards
  34. Rats in a Sack
  35. The Forlorn Hope
  36. Mercy and Cowardice
  37. The Odd Couple
  38. Darkness
  39. The Connoisseur
  40. Vile Jelly
  41. Other People’s Scores
  42. The Fencing Master
  43. V
  44. PURANTI
  45. Sixes
  46. The Eye-Maker
  47. Prince of Prudence
  48. Neither Rich nor Poor
  49. Heroic Efforts, New Beginnings
  50. The Traitor
  51. King of Poisons
  52. No Worse
  53. Harvest Time
  54. The Old New Captain General
  55. VI
  56. OSPRIA
  57. His Plan of Attack
  58. Politics
  59. No More Delays
  60. All Business
  61. The Fate of Styria
  62. To the Victors…
  63. So Much for Nothing
  64. Shifting Sands
  65. VII
  66. TALINS
  67. Return of the Native
  68. The Lion’s Skin
  69. Preparation
  70. Rules of War
  71. One Nation
  72. All Dust
  73. The Inevitable
  74. Thus the Whirligig…
  75. Seeds
  76. All Change
  77. Happy Endings
  78. Acknowledgments
  79. extras
  80. meet the author
  81. interview
  82. introducing
  83. By Joe Abercrombie
  84. Praise for Best Served Cold
  85. Praise for The Heroes
  86. Praise for The Blade Itself
  87. Praise for Before They Are Hanged
  88. Praise for Last Argument of Kings
  89. Contents
  90. Copyright

Grulo inclined his head. “I will see to it.”

“You’re quiet, Volfier.” The old veteran stood there, glaring at the map and grinding his teeth.

“Fucking Etrisani!” he burst out, bashing his sword-hilt with one big fist. “I mean, sorry, that is, my apologies, your Excellency, but… those bastards!”

Monza grinned. “More trouble on the border?”

“Three farms burned out.” Her grin faded. “The farmers missing. Then the patrol who went looking for them was shot at from the woods, one man killed, two wounded. The rest pursued, but mindful of your orders left off at the border.”

“They’re testing you,” said Vitari. “Angry because they were Orso’s first allies.”

Grulo nodded. “They gave up everything in his cause and hoped to reap a golden harvest when he became king.”

Volfier slapped angrily at the table’s edge. “Bastards think we’re too weak to stop ’em!”

“Are we?” asked Monza.

“We’ve three thousand foot and a thousand horse, all armed, drilled, all good men seen action before.”

“Ready to fight?”

“Only give the word, they’ll prove it!”

“What about the Etrisanese?”

“All bluster,” sneered Vitari. “A second-rate power at the best of times, and their best was long ago.”

“We have the advantage in numbers and quality,” growled Volfier.

“Undeniably, we have just cause,” said Rubine. “A brief sortie across the border to teach a sharp lesson—”

“We have the funds for a more significant campaign,” said Scavier. “I already have some ideas for financial demands that might leave us considerably enriched—”

“The people will support you,” cut in Grulo. “And indemnities will more than cover the expense!”

Monza frowned at the map, frowned in particular at those spots of blood in the corner. Benna would have counselled caution. Would have asked for time to think out a plan… but Benna was a long time dead, and Monza’s taste had always been to move fast, strike hard and worry about the plans afterwards. “Get your men ready to march, Colonel Volfier. I’ve a mind to take Etrisani under siege.”

“Siege?” muttered Rubine.

Vitari grinned sideways. “It’s when you surround a city and force its surrender.”

“I am aware of the definition!” snapped the old man. “But caution, your Excellency, Talins has but lately come through the most painful of upheavals—”

“I have only the greatest respect for your knowledge of the law, Rubine,” said Monza, “but war is my department, and believe me, once you go to war, there is nothing worse than half measures.”

“But what of making allies—”

“No one wants an ally who can’t protect what’s theirs. We need to demonstrate our resolve, or the wolves will all be sniffing round our carcass. We need to bring these dogs in Etrisani to heel.”

“Make them pay,” hissed Scavier.

“Crush them,” growled Grulo.

Volfier was grinning wide as he saluted. “I’ll have the men mustered and ready within the week.”

“I’ll polish up my armour,” she said, though she kept it polished anyway. “Anything else?” The five of them stayed silent. “My thanks, then.”