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Contents ( 90)
  1. Benna Murcatto Saves a Life
  2. I
  3. TALINS
  4. Land of Opportunity
  5. The Bone-Thief
  6. Fish out of Water
  7. Six and One
  8. Bloody Instructions
  9. II
  10. WESTPORT
  11. Poison
  12. Science and Magic
  13. The Safest Place in the World
  14. Evil Friends
  15. Two Twos
  16. Plans and Accidents
  17. Repaid in Full
  18. III
  19. SIPANI
  20. Fogs and Whispers
  21. The Arts of Persuasion
  22. The Life of the Drinker
  23. Left Out
  24. A Few Bad Men
  25. The Peacemakers
  26. Cooking up Trouble
  27. Sex and Death
  28. That’s Entertainment
  29. What Happened
  30. IV
  31. VISSERINE
  32. Vengeance, Then
  33. Downwards
  34. Rats in a Sack
  35. The Forlorn Hope
  36. Mercy and Cowardice
  37. The Odd Couple
  38. Darkness
  39. The Connoisseur
  40. Vile Jelly
  41. Other People’s Scores
  42. The Fencing Master
  43. V
  44. PURANTI
  45. Sixes
  46. The Eye-Maker
  47. Prince of Prudence
  48. Neither Rich nor Poor
  49. Heroic Efforts, New Beginnings
  50. The Traitor
  51. King of Poisons
  52. No Worse
  53. Harvest Time
  54. The Old New Captain General
  55. VI
  56. OSPRIA
  57. His Plan of Attack
  58. Politics
  59. No More Delays
  60. All Business
  61. The Fate of Styria
  62. To the Victors…
  63. So Much for Nothing
  64. Shifting Sands
  65. VII
  66. TALINS
  67. Return of the Native
  68. The Lion’s Skin
  69. Preparation
  70. Rules of War
  71. One Nation
  72. All Dust
  73. The Inevitable
  74. Thus the Whirligig…
  75. Seeds
  76. All Change
  77. Happy Endings
  78. Acknowledgments
  79. extras
  80. meet the author
  81. interview
  82. introducing
  83. By Joe Abercrombie
  84. Praise for Best Served Cold
  85. Praise for The Heroes
  86. Praise for The Blade Itself
  87. Praise for Before They Are Hanged
  88. Praise for Last Argument of Kings
  89. Contents
  90. Copyright

Shivers reached down, specks of pink spit flicking from his clenched teeth with each moaning breath, fist closing around the grip of his axe. Friendly watched him do it, feeling no more than a mild curiosity. Everything was bright and blurry, now. He saw the scar on the Northman’s thick wrist, in the shape of a number seven. Seven was a good number, today, just as it had been the first day they met. Just as it always was.

“Excuse me.” Shivers froze for a moment, his one eye sliding sideways. He reeled around, axe coming after. A man stood behind him, a lean man with pale hair. It was hard to see what happened. The axe missed, Shivers’ shield shattered in a tangle of flying wood, he was snatched off his feet and sent tumbling across the chamber. He crashed into the far wall with a gurgle, bounced off and rolled slowly down the opposite set of steps, flopping over once, twice, three times, and lying still at the bottom.

“Three times,” gurgled Friendly through his split lips.

“Stay,” said the pale man, stepping around him and off up the stairway. It was not so difficult to obey. Friendly had no other plans. He spat a lump of tooth out of his numb mouth, and that was all. He lay there, blinking slowly, staring up at the winged women on the ceiling.

Seven of them, with seven swords.

A rapid spectrum of emotions had swept over Morveer during the past few moments. Triumphant delight, as he had seen Cosca drink from his flask and all unknowing doom himself. Horror and a pointless search for a hiding place as the old mercenary declared his intention to visit the latrine. Curiosity, as he then saw Victus produce a loaded flatbow from beneath the table and train it on his general’s back. Triumph once again as he watched Victus consume his own fatal measure of spirit. Finally he was forced to clamp one hand over his mouth to smother his amusement as the poisoned Cosca flung himself clumsily at his poisoned opponent and the two men wrestled, fell to the floor and lay still in a final embrace.

The ironies positively piled one upon the next. Most earnestly they had attempted to kill each other, never realising that Morveer had already done both their jobs for them.

With the smile still on his face he slid his mounted needle from its hidden pocket within the lining of his mercenary’s jerkin. Caution first, always. In case any trace of life remained in either of the two murderous old mercenaries, the lightest prick with this shining splinter of metal, coated with his own Preparation Number Twelve, would extinguish it for good and to the general benefit of the world. Morveer carefully eased the latrine door open with the gentlest of creaks, and on pointed toes crept out into the room beyond.

The table was tipped over on its side, coins and cards widely scattered. Cosca lay on his back beside it, left hand hanging nerveless, his flask not far away. Victus was draped on top of him, small flatbow still gripped in one fist, the clasp at its end spotted with red blood. Morveer knelt beside the deceased, hooked his free hand under Victus’ corpse and with a grunting effort rolled it off.