Contents ( 90)
- Benna Murcatto Saves a Life
- I
- TALINS
- Land of Opportunity
- The Bone-Thief
- Fish out of Water
- Six and One
- Bloody Instructions
- II
- WESTPORT
- Poison
- Science and Magic
- The Safest Place in the World
- Evil Friends
- Two Twos
- Plans and Accidents
- Repaid in Full
- III
- SIPANI
- Fogs and Whispers
- The Arts of Persuasion
- The Life of the Drinker
- Left Out
- A Few Bad Men
- The Peacemakers
- Cooking up Trouble
- Sex and Death
- That’s Entertainment
- What Happened
- IV
- VISSERINE
- Vengeance, Then
- Downwards
- Rats in a Sack
- The Forlorn Hope
- Mercy and Cowardice
- The Odd Couple
- Darkness
- The Connoisseur
- Vile Jelly
- Other People’s Scores
- The Fencing Master
- V
- PURANTI
- Sixes
- The Eye-Maker
- Prince of Prudence
- Neither Rich nor Poor
- Heroic Efforts, New Beginnings
- The Traitor
- King of Poisons
- No Worse
- Harvest Time
- The Old New Captain General
- VI
- OSPRIA
- His Plan of Attack
- Politics
- No More Delays
- All Business
- The Fate of Styria
- To the Victors…
- So Much for Nothing
- Shifting Sands
- VII
- TALINS
- Return of the Native
- The Lion’s Skin
- Preparation
- Rules of War
- One Nation
- All Dust
- The Inevitable
- Thus the Whirligig…
- Seeds
- All Change
- Happy Endings
- Acknowledgments
- extras
- meet the author
- interview
- introducing
- By Joe Abercrombie
- Praise for Best Served Cold
- Praise for The Heroes
- Praise for The Blade Itself
- Praise for Before They Are Hanged
- Praise for Last Argument of Kings
- Contents
- Copyright
“Watch!” screeched Sesaria. “What you’re doing with that lamp, Cosca! A spark in the wrong place and the pair of us’ll be blown to heaven!”
“Don’t let that worry you.” He regained control of his feet. “I’m not a religious man, but I very much doubt anyone will be letting either of us near heaven.”
“Blown to hell, then.”
“A much stronger possibility.”
Sesaria grunted as he ever so gingerly shifted the last of the barrels up tight to the rest. “All the others out?”
“They should be back in the trenches by now.”
The big man wiped his hands on his grimy shirt. “Then we’re ready, General.”
“Excellent. These last few days have positively crawled. It’s a crime, when you think about how little time we get, that a man should ever be bored. When you’re lying on your deathbed, I expect you regret those weeks wasted more than your worst mistakes.”
“You should have said if you had nothing pressing. We could have used your help digging.”
“At my age? The only place I’ll be moving soil is on the latrine. And even that’s a lot more work than it used to be. What happens now?”
“I hear it only gets harder.”
“Very good. I meant with the mine.”
Sesaria pointed to the trail of black powder, grains gleaming in the lamplight, stopping well short of the nearest keg. “That leads to the entrance to the mine.” He patted a bag at his belt. “We join it up to the barrels, leave plenty of extra at the end to make sure it takes. We get to the mouth of the tunnel, we set a spark to one end, then—”
“The fire follows it all the way to the barrels and… how big will the explosion be?”
Sesaria shook his head. “Never seen a quarter as much powder used at one time. That and they keep mixing it stronger. This new stuff… I have a worry it might be too big.”
“Better a grand gesture than a disappointing one.”
“Unless it brings the whole mountain down on us.”
“It could do that?”
“Who knows what it’ll do?”
Cosca considered the thousands of tons of rock above their heads without enthusiasm. “It’s a little late for second thoughts. Victus has his picked men ready for the assault. Rogont will be king tonight, and he’s expecting to honour us with his majestic presence at dawn, and very much inside the fortress so he can order the final attack. I’m damned if I’m going to spend my morning listening to that fool whine at me. Especially with a crown on.”
“You think he’ll wear it, day to day?”
Cosca scratched thoughtfully at his neck. “Do you know, I’ve no idea. But it’s somewhat beside the point.”
“True.” Sesaria frowned at the barrels. “Doesn’t seem right, somehow. You dig a hole, you touch a torch to some dust, you run and—”
“Pop,” said Cosca.
“No need for thinking. No need for courage. No way to fight, if you’re asking me.”