Contents ( 90)
- Benna Murcatto Saves a Life
- I
- TALINS
- Land of Opportunity
- The Bone-Thief
- Fish out of Water
- Six and One
- Bloody Instructions
- II
- WESTPORT
- Poison
- Science and Magic
- The Safest Place in the World
- Evil Friends
- Two Twos
- Plans and Accidents
- Repaid in Full
- III
- SIPANI
- Fogs and Whispers
- The Arts of Persuasion
- The Life of the Drinker
- Left Out
- A Few Bad Men
- The Peacemakers
- Cooking up Trouble
- Sex and Death
- That’s Entertainment
- What Happened
- IV
- VISSERINE
- Vengeance, Then
- Downwards
- Rats in a Sack
- The Forlorn Hope
- Mercy and Cowardice
- The Odd Couple
- Darkness
- The Connoisseur
- Vile Jelly
- Other People’s Scores
- The Fencing Master
- V
- PURANTI
- Sixes
- The Eye-Maker
- Prince of Prudence
- Neither Rich nor Poor
- Heroic Efforts, New Beginnings
- The Traitor
- King of Poisons
- No Worse
- Harvest Time
- The Old New Captain General
- VI
- OSPRIA
- His Plan of Attack
- Politics
- No More Delays
- All Business
- The Fate of Styria
- To the Victors…
- So Much for Nothing
- Shifting Sands
- VII
- TALINS
- Return of the Native
- The Lion’s Skin
- Preparation
- Rules of War
- One Nation
- All Dust
- The Inevitable
- Thus the Whirligig…
- Seeds
- All Change
- Happy Endings
- Acknowledgments
- extras
- meet the author
- interview
- introducing
- By Joe Abercrombie
- Praise for Best Served Cold
- Praise for The Heroes
- Praise for The Blade Itself
- Praise for Before They Are Hanged
- Praise for Last Argument of Kings
- Contents
- Copyright
“They say she cannot be killed.”
“Do… they… indeed?” Orso’s red-rimmed eyes swivelled to Morveer. “What do you say, poisoner?”
“Your Excellency,” and he plunged down into the lowest of bows once more, “I have fashioned a successful career upon the principle that there is nothing that lives that cannot be deprived of life. It is the remarkable ease of killing, rather than the impossibility of it, that has always caused me astonishment.”
“Do you care to prove it?”
“Your Excellency, I humbly entreat only the opportunity.” Morveer swept out another bow. It was his considered opinion that one could never bow too much to men of Orso’s stamp, though he did reflect that persons of huge ego were a great drain on the patience of bystanders.
“Then here it is. Kill Monzcarro Murcatto. Kill Nicomo Cosca. Kill Countess Cotarda of Affoia. Kill Duke Lirozio of Puranti. Kill First Citizen Patine of Nicante. Kill Chancellor Sotorius of Sipani. Kill Grand Duke Rogont, before he can be crowned. Perhaps I will not have Styria, but I will have revenge. On that you can depend.”
Morveer had been warmly smiling as the list began. By its end he was smiling no longer, unless one could count the fixed rictus he maintained across his trembling face only by the very greatest of efforts. It appeared his bold gambit had spectacularly oversucceeded. He was forcibly reminded of his attempt to discomfort four of his tormentors at the orphanage by placing Lankam salts in the water, which had ended, of course, with the untimely deaths of all the establishment’s staff and most of the children too.
“Your Excellency,” he croaked, “that is a significant quantity of murder.”
“And some fine names for your little list, no? The rewards will be equally significant, on that you can rely, will they not, Master Sulfur?”
“They will.” Sulfur’s eyes moved from his fingernails to Morveer’s face. Different-coloured eyes, Morveer now noticed, one green, one blue. “I represent, you see, the Banking House of Valint and Balk.”
“Ah.” Suddenly, and with profound discomfort, Morveer placed the man. He had seen him talking with Mauthis in the banking hall in Westport but a few short days before he had filled the place with corpses. “Ah. I really had not the slightest notion, you understand…” How he wished now that he had not killed Day. Then he could have noisily denounced her as the culprit and had something tangible with which to furnish the duke’s dungeons. Fortunately, it seemed Master Sulfur was not seeking scapegoats. Yet.
“Oh, you were but the weapon, as you say. If you can cut as sharply on our behalf you have nothing to worry about. And besides, Mauthis was a terrible bore. Shall we say, if you are successful, the sum of one million scales?”
“One… million?” muttered Morveer.
“There is nothing that lives that cannot be deprived of life.” Orso leaned forwards, eyes fixed on Morveer’s face. “Now get about it!”
Night was falling when they came to the place, lamps lit in the grimy windows, stars spilled out across the soft night sky like diamonds on a jeweller’s cloth. Shenkt had never liked Affoia. He had studied there, as a young man, before he ever knelt to his master and before he swore never to kneel again. He had fallen in love there, with a woman too rich, too old and far too beautiful for him, and been made a whining fool of. The streets were lined not only with old pillars and thirsty palms, but with the bitter remnants of his childish shame, jealousy, weeping injustice. Strange, that however tough one’s skin becomes in later life, the wounds of youth never close.