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Contents ( 90)
  1. Benna Murcatto Saves a Life
  2. I
  3. TALINS
  4. Land of Opportunity
  5. The Bone-Thief
  6. Fish out of Water
  7. Six and One
  8. Bloody Instructions
  9. II
  10. WESTPORT
  11. Poison
  12. Science and Magic
  13. The Safest Place in the World
  14. Evil Friends
  15. Two Twos
  16. Plans and Accidents
  17. Repaid in Full
  18. III
  19. SIPANI
  20. Fogs and Whispers
  21. The Arts of Persuasion
  22. The Life of the Drinker
  23. Left Out
  24. A Few Bad Men
  25. The Peacemakers
  26. Cooking up Trouble
  27. Sex and Death
  28. That’s Entertainment
  29. What Happened
  30. IV
  31. VISSERINE
  32. Vengeance, Then
  33. Downwards
  34. Rats in a Sack
  35. The Forlorn Hope
  36. Mercy and Cowardice
  37. The Odd Couple
  38. Darkness
  39. The Connoisseur
  40. Vile Jelly
  41. Other People’s Scores
  42. The Fencing Master
  43. V
  44. PURANTI
  45. Sixes
  46. The Eye-Maker
  47. Prince of Prudence
  48. Neither Rich nor Poor
  49. Heroic Efforts, New Beginnings
  50. The Traitor
  51. King of Poisons
  52. No Worse
  53. Harvest Time
  54. The Old New Captain General
  55. VI
  56. OSPRIA
  57. His Plan of Attack
  58. Politics
  59. No More Delays
  60. All Business
  61. The Fate of Styria
  62. To the Victors…
  63. So Much for Nothing
  64. Shifting Sands
  65. VII
  66. TALINS
  67. Return of the Native
  68. The Lion’s Skin
  69. Preparation
  70. Rules of War
  71. One Nation
  72. All Dust
  73. The Inevitable
  74. Thus the Whirligig…
  75. Seeds
  76. All Change
  77. Happy Endings
  78. Acknowledgments
  79. extras
  80. meet the author
  81. interview
  82. introducing
  83. By Joe Abercrombie
  84. Praise for Best Served Cold
  85. Praise for The Heroes
  86. Praise for The Blade Itself
  87. Praise for Before They Are Hanged
  88. Praise for Last Argument of Kings
  89. Contents
  90. Copyright

Monza frowned. “I don’t need to go.”

“Perhaps… some water, then? And afterwards—”

“I think I’ll stick to the pot.”

“Such a waste. The pot will not appreciate it.”

“Once it’s full you can do what you like with it, how’s that?”

“Ugh. Not at all the same thing.”

Monza slowly shook her head as she stepped off him. “A pretend grand duchess, pissing on a would-be king. You couldn’t make it up.”

Enough.” Shivers was covered with bruises, grazes, scratches. A bastard of a gash across his back, just where it was hardest to scratch. Now his cock was going soft they were all niggling at him again in the sticky heat, stripping his patience. He was sick of talking round and round it, when it was lying between ’em, plain as a rotting corpse in the bed. “You want Murcatto dead, you can out and say it.”

She paused, mouth half-open. “You’re surprisingly blunt.”

“No, I’m about as blunt as you’d expect for a one-eyed killer. Why?”

“Why what?”

“Why do you need her dead so bad? I’m an idiot, but not that big an idiot. I don’t reckon a woman like you is drawn to my pretty face. Nor my sense of humour neither. Maybe you want yourself some revenge for what we did to you in Sipani. Everyone likes revenge. But that’s just part of it.”

“No small part…” She let one fingertip trail slowly up his leg. “As far as being drawn to you, I was always more interested in honest men than pretty faces, but I wonder… can I trust you?”

“No. If you could I wouldn’t be much suited to the task, would I?” He caught hold of her trailing finger and twisted it towards him, dragged her wincing face close. “What’s in it for you?”

“Ah! There’s a man in the Union! The man I work for, the one who sent me to Styria in the first place, to spy on Orso!”

“The Cripple?” Vitari had said the name. The man who stood behind the King of the Union.

“Yes! Ah! Ah!” She squealed as he twisted her finger further, then he let it go and she snatched it back, holding it to her chest, bottom lip stuck out at him. “You didn’t have to do that.”

“Maybe I enjoyed doing it. Go on.”

“When Murcatto made me betray Orso… she made me betray the Cripple too. Orso I can live with as an enemy, if I must—”

“But not this Cripple?”

She swallowed. “No. Not him.”

“A worse enemy than the great Duke Orso, eh?”

“Far worse. Murcatto is his price. She threatens to rip apart all his carefully woven plans to bring Talins into the Union. He wants her dead.” The smooth mask had slipped and she had this look, shoulders slumped, staring down wide-eyed at the sheet. Hungry, and sick, and very, very scared. Shivers liked seeing it. Might’ve been the first honest look he’d seen since he landed in Styria. “If I can find a way to kill her, I get my life,” she whispered.