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Contents (90)
  1. Benna Murcatto Saves a Life
  2. I
  3. TALINS
  4. Land of Opportunity
  5. The Bone-Thief
  6. Fish out of Water
  7. Six and One
  8. Bloody Instructions
  9. II
  10. WESTPORT
  11. Poison
  12. Science and Magic
  13. The Safest Place in the World
  14. Evil Friends
  15. Two Twos
  16. Plans and Accidents
  17. Repaid in Full
  18. III
  19. SIPANI
  20. Fogs and Whispers
  21. The Arts of Persuasion
  22. The Life of the Drinker
  23. Left Out
  24. A Few Bad Men
  25. The Peacemakers
  26. Cooking up Trouble
  27. Sex and Death
  28. That’s Entertainment
  29. What Happened
  30. IV
  31. VISSERINE
  32. Vengeance, Then
  33. Downwards
  34. Rats in a Sack
  35. The Forlorn Hope
  36. Mercy and Cowardice
  37. The Odd Couple
  38. Darkness
  39. The Connoisseur
  40. Vile Jelly
  41. Other People’s Scores
  42. The Fencing Master
  43. V
  44. PURANTI
  45. Sixes
  46. The Eye-Maker
  47. Prince of Prudence
  48. Neither Rich nor Poor
  49. Heroic Efforts, New Beginnings
  50. The Traitor
  51. King of Poisons
  52. No Worse
  53. Harvest Time
  54. The Old New Captain General
  55. VI
  56. OSPRIA
  57. His Plan of Attack
  58. Politics
  59. No More Delays
  60. All Business
  61. The Fate of Styria
  62. To the Victors…
  63. So Much for Nothing
  64. Shifting Sands
  65. VII
  66. TALINS
  67. Return of the Native
  68. The Lion’s Skin
  69. Preparation
  70. Rules of War
  71. One Nation
  72. All Dust
  73. The Inevitable
  74. Thus the Whirligig…
  75. Seeds
  76. All Change
  77. Happy Endings
  78. Acknowledgments
  79. extras
  80. meet the author
  81. interview
  82. introducing
  83. By Joe Abercrombie
  84. Praise for Best Served Cold
  85. Praise for The Heroes
  86. Praise for The Blade Itself
  87. Praise for Before They Are Hanged
  88. Praise for Last Argument of Kings
  89. Contents
  90. Copyright

“What happened?”

“Colonel Rigrat stabbed him.”

“Who the hell are you?”

“Ishri.”

“He was a great heart!” Cosca gently touched Andiche’s staring-eyed, gape-mouthed, blood-spattered face. “A true friend. He stepped before the thrust.”

“Andiche did?” Sesaria did not look convinced.

“He gave his life… to save mine.” Cosca’s voice almost croaked away to nothing at the end, and he dashed a tear from the corner of his eye. “Thank the Fates Sergeant Friendly moved as quickly as he did or I’d have been done for too.” He beat at Andiche’s chest, fist squelching on his warm, blood-soaked coat. “My fault! My fault! I blame myself!”

“Why?” snarled Victus, glaring down at Rigrat’s corpse. “I mean, why did this bastard do it?”

“My fault!” wailed Cosca. “I took money from Rogont to stay out of the battle!”

Sesaria and Victus exchanged a glance. “You took money… to stay out?”

“A huge amount of money! There will be shares by seniority, of course.” Cosca waved his hand as though it was a trifle now. “Danger pay for every man, in Gurkish gold.”

“Gold?” rumbled Sesaria, eyebrows going up as though Cosca had pronounced a magic word.

“But I would sink it all in the ocean for one minute longer in my old friend’s company! To hear him speak again! To see him smile. But never more. Forever…” Cosca swept off his hat, laid it gently over Andiche’s face and hung his head. “Silent.”

Victus cleared his throat. “How much gold are we talking about, exactly?”

“A… huge… quantity.” Cosca gave a shuddering sniff. “As much again as Orso paid us to fight on his behalf.”

“Andiche dead. A heavy price to pay.” But Sesaria looked as if he perceived the upside.

“Too heavy a price. Far too heavy.” Cosca slowly stood. “My friends… could you bring yourselves to make arrangements for the burial? I must observe the battle. We must stumble on. For him. There is one consolation, I suppose.”

“The money?” asked Victus.

Cosca slapped down a hand on each captain’s shoulder. “Thanks to my bargain we will not need to fight. Andiche will be the only casualty the Thousand Swords suffer today. You could say he died for all of us. Sergeant Friendly!” And Cosca turned and pushed past into the bright sunlight. Ishri glided silently at his elbow.

“Quite the performance,” she murmured. “You really should have been an actor rather than a general.”

“There’s not so much air between the two as you might imagine.” Cosca walked to the captain general’s chair and leaned on the back, feeling suddenly tired and irritable. Considering the long years he had dreamed of taking revenge for Afieri, it was a disappointing pay-off. He was in terrible need of a drink, fumbled for Morveer’s flask, but it was empty. He frowned down into the valley. The Talinese were engaged in a desperate battle perhaps half a mile wide at the bank of the lower ford, waiting for help from the Thousand Swords. Help that would never come. They had the numbers, but the Osprians were still holding their ground, keeping the battle narrow, choking them up in the shallows. The great mêlée heaved and glittered, the ford crawling with men, bobbing with bodies.