Contents ( 90)
- Benna Murcatto Saves a Life
- I
- TALINS
- Land of Opportunity
- The Bone-Thief
- Fish out of Water
- Six and One
- Bloody Instructions
- II
- WESTPORT
- Poison
- Science and Magic
- The Safest Place in the World
- Evil Friends
- Two Twos
- Plans and Accidents
- Repaid in Full
- III
- SIPANI
- Fogs and Whispers
- The Arts of Persuasion
- The Life of the Drinker
- Left Out
- A Few Bad Men
- The Peacemakers
- Cooking up Trouble
- Sex and Death
- That’s Entertainment
- What Happened
- IV
- VISSERINE
- Vengeance, Then
- Downwards
- Rats in a Sack
- The Forlorn Hope
- Mercy and Cowardice
- The Odd Couple
- Darkness
- The Connoisseur
- Vile Jelly
- Other People’s Scores
- The Fencing Master
- V
- PURANTI
- Sixes
- The Eye-Maker
- Prince of Prudence
- Neither Rich nor Poor
- Heroic Efforts, New Beginnings
- The Traitor
- King of Poisons
- No Worse
- Harvest Time
- The Old New Captain General
- VI
- OSPRIA
- His Plan of Attack
- Politics
- No More Delays
- All Business
- The Fate of Styria
- To the Victors…
- So Much for Nothing
- Shifting Sands
- VII
- TALINS
- Return of the Native
- The Lion’s Skin
- Preparation
- Rules of War
- One Nation
- All Dust
- The Inevitable
- Thus the Whirligig…
- Seeds
- All Change
- Happy Endings
- Acknowledgments
- extras
- meet the author
- interview
- introducing
- By Joe Abercrombie
- Praise for Best Served Cold
- Praise for The Heroes
- Praise for The Blade Itself
- Praise for Before They Are Hanged
- Praise for Last Argument of Kings
- Contents
- Copyright
“After you tore it from the hand of the dead hero who was up there first,” said Andiche.
“Whatever is the purpose of dead heroes, if not to pass on stolen flags to more prudent fellows in the rank behind?” He snatched the bowl of fruit from the table and shoved it under Rigrat’s nose. “You look ill, Colonel. Have a grape.”
The man’s trembling face was rapidly approaching grape colour. “Grape? Grape?” He lashed at the flap with his gloves. “I demand that you attack at once! I flatly demand it!”
“Attack.” Cosca winced. “Across the upper ford?”
“Yes!”
“According to the excellent plan you laid out to me last night?”
“Yes, damn it! Yes!”
“In all honesty, nothing would please me more. I love a good attack, ask anyone, but the problem is… you see…” Pregnant silence stretched out as he spread his hands wide. “I took such an enormous sum of money from Duke Rogont’s Gurkish friend not to.”
Ishri came from nowhere. Solidified from the shadows at the edges of the tent, slid from the folds in the ancient flags and strutted into being. “Greetings,” she said. Rigrat and Andiche both stared at her, equally stunned.
Cosca peered up at the gently flapping roof of the tent, tapping at his pursed lips with one finger. “A dilemma. A moral quandary. I want so badly to attack, but I cannot attack Rogont. And I can scarcely attack Foscar, when his father has also paid me so handsomely. In my youth I jerked this way and that just as the wind blew me, but I am trying earnestly to change, Colonel, as I explained to you the other evening. Really, in all good conscience, the only thing I can do is sit here.” He popped a grape into his mouth. “And do nothing.”
Rigrat gave a splutter and made a belated grab for his sword, but Friendly’s big fist was already around the hilt, knife gleaming in his other hand. “No, no, no.” The colonel froze as Friendly slid his sword carefully from its sheath and tossed it across the tent.
Cosca snatched it from the air and took a couple of practice swipes. “Fine steel, Colonel, I congratulate you on your choice of blades, if not of strategy.”
“You were paid by both? To fight neither?” Andiche was smiling ear to ear as he draped one arm around Cosca’s shoulders. “My old friend! Why didn’t you tell me? Damn, but it’s good to have you back!”
“Are you sure?” Cosca ran him smoothly through the chest with Rigrat’s sword, right to the polished hilt. Andiche’s eyes bulged, his mouth dropped open and he dragged in a great long wheeze, his pockmarked face twisted, trying to scream. But all that came out was a gentle cough.
Cosca leaned close. “You think a man can turn on me? Betray me? Give my chair to another for a few pieces of silver, then smile and be my friend? You mistake me, Andiche. Fatally. I may make men laugh, but I’m no clown.”