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Contents ( 90)
  1. Benna Murcatto Saves a Life
  2. I
  3. TALINS
  4. Land of Opportunity
  5. The Bone-Thief
  6. Fish out of Water
  7. Six and One
  8. Bloody Instructions
  9. II
  10. WESTPORT
  11. Poison
  12. Science and Magic
  13. The Safest Place in the World
  14. Evil Friends
  15. Two Twos
  16. Plans and Accidents
  17. Repaid in Full
  18. III
  19. SIPANI
  20. Fogs and Whispers
  21. The Arts of Persuasion
  22. The Life of the Drinker
  23. Left Out
  24. A Few Bad Men
  25. The Peacemakers
  26. Cooking up Trouble
  27. Sex and Death
  28. That’s Entertainment
  29. What Happened
  30. IV
  31. VISSERINE
  32. Vengeance, Then
  33. Downwards
  34. Rats in a Sack
  35. The Forlorn Hope
  36. Mercy and Cowardice
  37. The Odd Couple
  38. Darkness
  39. The Connoisseur
  40. Vile Jelly
  41. Other People’s Scores
  42. The Fencing Master
  43. V
  44. PURANTI
  45. Sixes
  46. The Eye-Maker
  47. Prince of Prudence
  48. Neither Rich nor Poor
  49. Heroic Efforts, New Beginnings
  50. The Traitor
  51. King of Poisons
  52. No Worse
  53. Harvest Time
  54. The Old New Captain General
  55. VI
  56. OSPRIA
  57. His Plan of Attack
  58. Politics
  59. No More Delays
  60. All Business
  61. The Fate of Styria
  62. To the Victors…
  63. So Much for Nothing
  64. Shifting Sands
  65. VII
  66. TALINS
  67. Return of the Native
  68. The Lion’s Skin
  69. Preparation
  70. Rules of War
  71. One Nation
  72. All Dust
  73. The Inevitable
  74. Thus the Whirligig…
  75. Seeds
  76. All Change
  77. Happy Endings
  78. Acknowledgments
  79. extras
  80. meet the author
  81. interview
  82. introducing
  83. By Joe Abercrombie
  84. Praise for Best Served Cold
  85. Praise for The Heroes
  86. Praise for The Blade Itself
  87. Praise for Before They Are Hanged
  88. Praise for Last Argument of Kings
  89. Contents
  90. Copyright

Her head was splitting. She’d no wish to talk to him, let alone argue. But it’s at times like those people bite each other hardest. “What’s eating at you?” she snapped, knowing full well already and not wanting to hear about it either.

“What d’you think?”

“You know what, I’ve my own problems.”

“You leaving me, is what!”

She’d have jumped at the chance. “Leaving you?”

“Tonight! Down with the shit while you sat up there lording it with the Duke of Delay!”

“You think I was in charge of the fucking seating?” she sneered at him. “He put me there to make him look good, is all.”

There was a pause. He turned his head away from her, shoulders hunching. “Well. I guess looking good ain’t something I can help with these days.”

She twitched—awkward, annoyed. “Rogont can help me. That’s all. Foscar’s out there, with Orso’s army. Foscar’s out there…” And he had to die, whatever the costs.

“Vengeance, eh?”

“They killed my brother. I shouldn’t have to explain it to you. You know how I feel.”

“No. I don’t.”

She frowned. “What about your brother? Thought you said the Bloody-Nine killed him? I thought—”

“I hated my fucking brother. Folk called him Skarling reborn, but the man was a bastard. He’d show me how to climb trees, and fish, nick me under the chin and laugh when our father was there. When he was gone, he used to kick me ’til I couldn’t breathe. He said I’d killed our mother. All I did was be born.” His voice was hollow, no anger left in it. “When I heard he was dead, I wanted to laugh, but I cried instead because everyone else was. I swore vengeance on his killer and all the rest ’cause, well, there’s a form to be followed, ain’t there? Wouldn’t want to fall short. But when I heard the Bloody-Nine nailed my bastard of a brother’s head up, I didn’t know whether I hated the man for doing it, or hated that he’d robbed me o’ the chance, or wanted to kiss him for the favour like you’d kiss… a brother, I guess…”

For a moment she was about to get up, go to him, put her hand on his shoulder. Then his one eye moved towards her, cold and narrow. “But you’d know all about that, I reckon. Kissing your brother.”

The blood pounded suddenly behind her eyes, worse than ever. “What my brother was to me is my fucking business!” She realised she was stabbing at him with the knife, tossed it away across the table. “I’m not in the habit of explaining myself. I don’t plan to start with the men I hire!”

“That’s what I am to you, is it?”

“What else would you be?”

“After what I’ve done for you? After what I’ve lost?”

She flinched, hands trembling worse than ever. “Well paid, aren’t you?”

“Paid?” He leaned towards her, pointing at his face. “How much is my eye worth, you evil cunt?”