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Contents ( 90)
  1. Benna Murcatto Saves a Life
  2. I
  3. TALINS
  4. Land of Opportunity
  5. The Bone-Thief
  6. Fish out of Water
  7. Six and One
  8. Bloody Instructions
  9. II
  10. WESTPORT
  11. Poison
  12. Science and Magic
  13. The Safest Place in the World
  14. Evil Friends
  15. Two Twos
  16. Plans and Accidents
  17. Repaid in Full
  18. III
  19. SIPANI
  20. Fogs and Whispers
  21. The Arts of Persuasion
  22. The Life of the Drinker
  23. Left Out
  24. A Few Bad Men
  25. The Peacemakers
  26. Cooking up Trouble
  27. Sex and Death
  28. That’s Entertainment
  29. What Happened
  30. IV
  31. VISSERINE
  32. Vengeance, Then
  33. Downwards
  34. Rats in a Sack
  35. The Forlorn Hope
  36. Mercy and Cowardice
  37. The Odd Couple
  38. Darkness
  39. The Connoisseur
  40. Vile Jelly
  41. Other People’s Scores
  42. The Fencing Master
  43. V
  44. PURANTI
  45. Sixes
  46. The Eye-Maker
  47. Prince of Prudence
  48. Neither Rich nor Poor
  49. Heroic Efforts, New Beginnings
  50. The Traitor
  51. King of Poisons
  52. No Worse
  53. Harvest Time
  54. The Old New Captain General
  55. VI
  56. OSPRIA
  57. His Plan of Attack
  58. Politics
  59. No More Delays
  60. All Business
  61. The Fate of Styria
  62. To the Victors…
  63. So Much for Nothing
  64. Shifting Sands
  65. VII
  66. TALINS
  67. Return of the Native
  68. The Lion’s Skin
  69. Preparation
  70. Rules of War
  71. One Nation
  72. All Dust
  73. The Inevitable
  74. Thus the Whirligig…
  75. Seeds
  76. All Change
  77. Happy Endings
  78. Acknowledgments
  79. extras
  80. meet the author
  81. interview
  82. introducing
  83. By Joe Abercrombie
  84. Praise for Best Served Cold
  85. Praise for The Heroes
  86. Praise for The Blade Itself
  87. Praise for Before They Are Hanged
  88. Praise for Last Argument of Kings
  89. Contents
  90. Copyright

“May I continue?” hissed Rigrat, riddled with impatience.

“Of course, my boy, take your time.”

“The day after tomorrow, at dawn, you will lead the Thousand Swords across the lower ford—”

“Lead? From the front, do you mean?”

“Where else would a commander lead from?”

Cosca exchanged a baffled glance with Andiche. “Anywhere else. Have you ever been at the front of a battle? The chances of being killed there really are very high.”

“Extremely high,” said Victus.

Rigrat ground his teeth. “Lead from what position pleases you, but the Thousand Swords will cross the lower ford, supported by our allies from Etrisani and Cesale. Duke Rogont will have no choice but to engage you with all his power, hoping to crush your forces while you are still crossing the river. Once he is committed, our Talinese regulars will break from hiding and cross the upper ford. We will take the enemy in the flank, and—” He snapped his baton into his waiting palm with a smart crack.

“You’ll hit them with a stick?”

Rigrat was not amused. Cosca had to wonder whether he ever had been. “With steel, sir, with steel! We will rout them utterly and put them to flight, and thus put an end to the troublesome League of Eight!”

There was a long pause. Cosca frowned at Andiche, and Andiche frowned back. Sesaria and Victus shook their heads at one another. Rigrat tapped his baton impatiently against his leg. Prince Foscar cleared his throat once more, nervously pushed his chin forwards. “Your opinion, General Cosca?”

“Hmm.” Cosca gloomily shook his head, eyeing the sparkling river with the weightiest of frowns. “Hmm. Hmm. Hmmmm.”

“Hmmm.” Victus tapped his pursed lips with one finger.

“Humph.” Andiche puffed out his cheeks.

“Hrrrrrm.” Sesaria’s unconvinced voice throbbed at a deeper pitch.

Cosca removed his hat, scratched his head and placed it back with a flick at the feather. “Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm—”

“Are we to take it that you disapprove?” asked Foscar.

“I somehow let slip my misgivings? Then I cannot in good conscience suppress them. I am not convinced that the Thousand Swords are well suited to the task you have assigned.”

“Not convinced,” said Andiche.

“Not well suited,” said Victus.

Sesaria was a silent mountain of reluctance.

“Have you not been well paid for your services?” demanded Rigrat.

Cosca chuckled. “Of course, and the Thousand Swords will fight, you may depend on that!”

“They will fight, every man!” asserted Andiche.

“Like devils!” added Victus.

“But it is how they are to be made to fight best that concerns me as their captain general. They have lost two leaders in a brief space.” He hung his head as if he regretted the fact, and had in no way benefited hugely himself.

“Murcatto, then Faithful.” Sesaria sighed as if he had not been one of the prime agents in the changes of command.

“They have been relegated to support duties.”

“Scouting,” lamented Andiche.

“Clearing the flanks,” growled Victus.

“Their morale is at a terribly low ebb. They have been paid, but money is never the best motivation for a man to risk his life.” Especially a mercenary, it needed hardly to be said. “To throw them into a pitched mêlée against a stubborn and desperate enemy, toe to toe… I’m not saying they might break, but… well…” Cosca winced, scratching slowly at his neck. “They might break.”