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Contents ( 90)
  1. Benna Murcatto Saves a Life
  2. I
  3. TALINS
  4. Land of Opportunity
  5. The Bone-Thief
  6. Fish out of Water
  7. Six and One
  8. Bloody Instructions
  9. II
  10. WESTPORT
  11. Poison
  12. Science and Magic
  13. The Safest Place in the World
  14. Evil Friends
  15. Two Twos
  16. Plans and Accidents
  17. Repaid in Full
  18. III
  19. SIPANI
  20. Fogs and Whispers
  21. The Arts of Persuasion
  22. The Life of the Drinker
  23. Left Out
  24. A Few Bad Men
  25. The Peacemakers
  26. Cooking up Trouble
  27. Sex and Death
  28. That’s Entertainment
  29. What Happened
  30. IV
  31. VISSERINE
  32. Vengeance, Then
  33. Downwards
  34. Rats in a Sack
  35. The Forlorn Hope
  36. Mercy and Cowardice
  37. The Odd Couple
  38. Darkness
  39. The Connoisseur
  40. Vile Jelly
  41. Other People’s Scores
  42. The Fencing Master
  43. V
  44. PURANTI
  45. Sixes
  46. The Eye-Maker
  47. Prince of Prudence
  48. Neither Rich nor Poor
  49. Heroic Efforts, New Beginnings
  50. The Traitor
  51. King of Poisons
  52. No Worse
  53. Harvest Time
  54. The Old New Captain General
  55. VI
  56. OSPRIA
  57. His Plan of Attack
  58. Politics
  59. No More Delays
  60. All Business
  61. The Fate of Styria
  62. To the Victors…
  63. So Much for Nothing
  64. Shifting Sands
  65. VII
  66. TALINS
  67. Return of the Native
  68. The Lion’s Skin
  69. Preparation
  70. Rules of War
  71. One Nation
  72. All Dust
  73. The Inevitable
  74. Thus the Whirligig…
  75. Seeds
  76. All Change
  77. Happy Endings
  78. Acknowledgments
  79. extras
  80. meet the author
  81. interview
  82. introducing
  83. By Joe Abercrombie
  84. Praise for Best Served Cold
  85. Praise for The Heroes
  86. Praise for The Blade Itself
  87. Praise for Before They Are Hanged
  88. Praise for Last Argument of Kings
  89. Contents
  90. Copyright

“You’ll still be looking over your shoulder for Orso,” said Monza.

“Knew it when I took the job. Needed the money.” Vitari held out her open palm. “Talking of which…”

Monza frowned at her hand, then her face. “You’ve only come halfway. Halfway, half what we agreed.”

“Seems fair. All the money and dead is no kind of payment. I’ll settle for half and live.”

“I’d sooner keep you on. I can use you. And you won’t be safe as long as Orso’s alive—”

“Then you’d best get on and kill the bastard, hadn’t you? But without me.”

“Your choice.” Monza reached inside her coat and pulled out a flat leather pouch, a little stained with water. She unfolded it twice and slid a paper from inside, damp at one corner, covered with fancy-looking script. “More than half what we agreed. Five thousand two hundred and twelve scales, in fact.” Shivers frowned at it. He still couldn’t see how you could turn such a weight of silver into a scrap of paper.

“Fucking banking,” he murmured. “Even worse’n science.”

Vitari took the bill from Monza’s gloved hand, gave it a quick look over. “Valint and Balk?” Her eyes went even narrower than usual, which was some achievement. “This paper better pay. If not, there’s no place in the Circle of the World you’ll be safe from—”

“It’ll pay. If there’s one thing I don’t need it’s more enemies.”

“Then let’s part friends.” Vitari folded the paper and pushed it down into her shirt. “Maybe we’ll work together again some time.”

Monza stared right into her face, that way she had. “I’ll count the minutes.”

Vitari backed off for a few steps, then turned towards the sunlit square of the doorway.

“I fell in a river!” Shivers called after her.

“What?”

“When I was young. First time I went raiding. I got drunk, and I went for a piss, and I fell in the river. Current sucked my trousers off, dumped me half a mile downstream. Time I got back to camp I’d more or less turned blue with cold, shivering so bad I near shook my fingers off.”

“And?”

“That’s why they called me Shivers. You asked. Back in Sipani.” And he grinned. Seemed like he could see the funny side of it, these days. Vitari stood there for a moment, a lean black outline, then slid out through the door. “Well, Chief, looks like it’s just you and me—”

“And me!” He snapped round, reaching for his axe. Beside him Monza crouched, sword already half-drawn, both straining into the darkness. Ishri’s grinning face hung on one side, over the edge of the hayloft. “And a fine afternoon to my two heroes.” She slid down the ladder face first, as smooth as if her bandaged body had no bones in it. Up onto her feet, looking impossibly thin without her coat, and she sauntered across the straw towards Day’s corpse. “One of your killers killed the other. There’s killers for you.” She looked at Shivers, eyes black as coal, and he gripped his axe tight.