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Contents ( 90)
  1. Benna Murcatto Saves a Life
  2. I
  3. TALINS
  4. Land of Opportunity
  5. The Bone-Thief
  6. Fish out of Water
  7. Six and One
  8. Bloody Instructions
  9. II
  10. WESTPORT
  11. Poison
  12. Science and Magic
  13. The Safest Place in the World
  14. Evil Friends
  15. Two Twos
  16. Plans and Accidents
  17. Repaid in Full
  18. III
  19. SIPANI
  20. Fogs and Whispers
  21. The Arts of Persuasion
  22. The Life of the Drinker
  23. Left Out
  24. A Few Bad Men
  25. The Peacemakers
  26. Cooking up Trouble
  27. Sex and Death
  28. That’s Entertainment
  29. What Happened
  30. IV
  31. VISSERINE
  32. Vengeance, Then
  33. Downwards
  34. Rats in a Sack
  35. The Forlorn Hope
  36. Mercy and Cowardice
  37. The Odd Couple
  38. Darkness
  39. The Connoisseur
  40. Vile Jelly
  41. Other People’s Scores
  42. The Fencing Master
  43. V
  44. PURANTI
  45. Sixes
  46. The Eye-Maker
  47. Prince of Prudence
  48. Neither Rich nor Poor
  49. Heroic Efforts, New Beginnings
  50. The Traitor
  51. King of Poisons
  52. No Worse
  53. Harvest Time
  54. The Old New Captain General
  55. VI
  56. OSPRIA
  57. His Plan of Attack
  58. Politics
  59. No More Delays
  60. All Business
  61. The Fate of Styria
  62. To the Victors…
  63. So Much for Nothing
  64. Shifting Sands
  65. VII
  66. TALINS
  67. Return of the Native
  68. The Lion’s Skin
  69. Preparation
  70. Rules of War
  71. One Nation
  72. All Dust
  73. The Inevitable
  74. Thus the Whirligig…
  75. Seeds
  76. All Change
  77. Happy Endings
  78. Acknowledgments
  79. extras
  80. meet the author
  81. interview
  82. introducing
  83. By Joe Abercrombie
  84. Praise for Best Served Cold
  85. Praise for The Heroes
  86. Praise for The Blade Itself
  87. Praise for Before They Are Hanged
  88. Praise for Last Argument of Kings
  89. Contents
  90. Copyright

A Gurkish woman stood smiling beside him, arms folded. Her skin was smooth as a child’s, flawless as dark glass, eyes midnight black.

“Wait!” barked Murcatto, one hand up. “Wait. She’s a friend.”

“She’s no friend of mine!” Morveer was still desperately trying to understand how she could have appeared from nothing in such a manner. There was no door near her, the window was tightly shuttered and barred, the floor and ceiling intact.

“You have no friends, poisoner,” she purred at him. Her long, brown coat hung open. Underneath, her body seemed to be swaddled entirely in white bandages.

“Who are you?” demanded Day. “And where the hell did you come from?”

“They used to call me the East Wind.” The woman displayed two rows of utterly perfect white teeth as she turned one finger gracefully round and round. “But now they call me Ishri. I come from the sun-bleached South.”

“She meant—” began Morveer.

“Magic,” murmured Shivers, the only member of the party who had remained in his seat. He calmly raised his spoon and slurped up another mouthful. “Pass the bread, eh?”

“Damn your bread!” he snarled back. “And your magic too! How did you get in here?”

“One of them.” Vitari had a table-knife in her fist, eyes narrowed to deadly slits as the remains of the soup dripped from the table and tapped steadily on the floor. “An Eater.”

The Gurkish woman pushed one fingertip through the spilled soup and curled her tongue around it. “We must all eat something, no?”

“I don’t care to be on the menu.”

“You need not worry. I am very picky about my food.”

“I tangled with your kind before, in Dagoska.” Morveer did not fully understand what was being said, a sensation which was among his least favourite, but Vitari seemed worried, and that made him worried. She was by no means a woman prone to high-blown fancies. “What deals have you been making, Murcatto?”

“The ones that needed making. She works for Rogont.”

Ishri let her head fall to one side, so far that it was almost horizontal. “Or perhaps he works for me.”

“I don’t care who’s the rider and who’s the donkey,” snapped Murcatto, “as long as one or the other of you is sending men.”

“He is sending them. Two score of his best.”

“In time?”

“Unless the Thousand Swords come early, and they will not. Their main body are camped six miles distant still. They were held up picking a village clean. Then they just had to burn the place. A destructive little crowd.” Her gaze fell on Morveer. Those black eyes made him unnecessarily nervous. He did not like the fact that she was wrapped up in bandages. He found himself curious as to why—

“They keep me cool,” she said. He blinked, wondering whether he might have spoken the question out loud. “You did not.” He felt himself turn cold to the roots of his hair. Just as he had when the nurses uncovered his secret materials at the orphanage, and guessed their purpose. He could not escape the irrational conclusion that this Gurkish devil somehow knew his private thoughts. Knew the things he had done, that he had thought no one would ever know…