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Contents ( 90)
  1. Benna Murcatto Saves a Life
  2. I
  3. TALINS
  4. Land of Opportunity
  5. The Bone-Thief
  6. Fish out of Water
  7. Six and One
  8. Bloody Instructions
  9. II
  10. WESTPORT
  11. Poison
  12. Science and Magic
  13. The Safest Place in the World
  14. Evil Friends
  15. Two Twos
  16. Plans and Accidents
  17. Repaid in Full
  18. III
  19. SIPANI
  20. Fogs and Whispers
  21. The Arts of Persuasion
  22. The Life of the Drinker
  23. Left Out
  24. A Few Bad Men
  25. The Peacemakers
  26. Cooking up Trouble
  27. Sex and Death
  28. That’s Entertainment
  29. What Happened
  30. IV
  31. VISSERINE
  32. Vengeance, Then
  33. Downwards
  34. Rats in a Sack
  35. The Forlorn Hope
  36. Mercy and Cowardice
  37. The Odd Couple
  38. Darkness
  39. The Connoisseur
  40. Vile Jelly
  41. Other People’s Scores
  42. The Fencing Master
  43. V
  44. PURANTI
  45. Sixes
  46. The Eye-Maker
  47. Prince of Prudence
  48. Neither Rich nor Poor
  49. Heroic Efforts, New Beginnings
  50. The Traitor
  51. King of Poisons
  52. No Worse
  53. Harvest Time
  54. The Old New Captain General
  55. VI
  56. OSPRIA
  57. His Plan of Attack
  58. Politics
  59. No More Delays
  60. All Business
  61. The Fate of Styria
  62. To the Victors…
  63. So Much for Nothing
  64. Shifting Sands
  65. VII
  66. TALINS
  67. Return of the Native
  68. The Lion’s Skin
  69. Preparation
  70. Rules of War
  71. One Nation
  72. All Dust
  73. The Inevitable
  74. Thus the Whirligig…
  75. Seeds
  76. All Change
  77. Happy Endings
  78. Acknowledgments
  79. extras
  80. meet the author
  81. interview
  82. introducing
  83. By Joe Abercrombie
  84. Praise for Best Served Cold
  85. Praise for The Heroes
  86. Praise for The Blade Itself
  87. Praise for Before They Are Hanged
  88. Praise for Last Argument of Kings
  89. Contents
  90. Copyright

You always know where it is.

“I do not care for this country.” Morveer stood from his swaying seat and peered out across the flat land. “This is good country for an ambush.”

“That’s why we’re here,” Monza growled back. Hedgerows, the odd stand of trees, brown houses and barns alone or in groups away across the fields—plenty of hiding places. Scarcely a thing moved. Scarcely a sound but for the crows, the wind flapping the canvas on the cart, the wheels rattling, splattering through an occasional puddle.

“Are you sure it is prudent to put your faith in Rogont?”

“You don’t win battles with prudence.”

“No, one plans murders with it. Rogont is notoriously untrustworthy even for a grand duke, and an old enemy of yours besides.”

“I can trust him as far as what’s in his own interest.” The question was all the more irritating as it was one she’d been asking herself ever since they left Puranti. “Small risk for him killing Faithful Carpi, but a hell of a pay-off if I can bring him the Thousand Swords.”

“But it would hardly be your first miscalculation. What if we are marooned out here in the path of an army? You are paying me to kill one man at a time, not fight a war single—”

“I paid you to kill one man in Westport, and you murdered fifty at a throw. I need no lessons from you in taking care.”

“Scarcely more than forty, and that was due to too much care to get your man, not too little! Was your butcher’s bill any shorter at Cardotti’s House of Leisure? Or in Duke Salier’s palace? Or at Caprile, for that matter? Forgive me if I have scant faith in your ability to keep violence contained!”

“Enough!” she snarled at him. “You’re like a goat that won’t stop bleating! Do the job I pay you for, and that’s the end of it!”

Morveer pulled up the cart suddenly with a haul on the reins and Day squawked as she nearly fumbled her apple. “Is this the thanks I get for your timely rescue in Visserine? After you so pointedly ignored my sage advice?”

Vitari, sprawling among the supplies on the back of the cart, stuck up one long arm. “That rescue was as much my doing as his. No one’s thanked me.”

Morveer ignored her. “Perhaps I should find a more grateful employer!”

“Perhaps I should find a more obedient fucking poisoner!”

“Perhaps…! But wait.” Morveer held up a finger, squeezing his eyes shut. “But wait.” He puckered his lips and sucked in a deep breath, held it for a moment, then slowly blew it out. And again. Shivers rode up, raised his one eyebrow at Monza. One more breath, and Morveer’s eyes came open, and he gave a chuckle of sickening falseness. “Perhaps… I should most sincerely apologise.”

“What?”

“I realise I am… not always the easiest company.” A sharp burst of laughter from Vitari and Morveer winced, but carried on. “If I seem always contrary it is because I want only the best for you and your venture. It has ever been a failing of mine to be too intransigent in my pursuit of excellence. There is no more important characteristic than pliability in a man who must, perforce, be your humble servant. Can I entreat you to make with me… a heroic effort? To put this unpleasantness behind us?” He snapped the reins and moved the cart on, still smiling thinly over his shoulder. “I feel it! A new beginning!”