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Contents (90)
  1. Benna Murcatto Saves a Life
  2. I
  3. TALINS
  4. Land of Opportunity
  5. The Bone-Thief
  6. Fish out of Water
  7. Six and One
  8. Bloody Instructions
  9. II
  10. WESTPORT
  11. Poison
  12. Science and Magic
  13. The Safest Place in the World
  14. Evil Friends
  15. Two Twos
  16. Plans and Accidents
  17. Repaid in Full
  18. III
  19. SIPANI
  20. Fogs and Whispers
  21. The Arts of Persuasion
  22. The Life of the Drinker
  23. Left Out
  24. A Few Bad Men
  25. The Peacemakers
  26. Cooking up Trouble
  27. Sex and Death
  28. That’s Entertainment
  29. What Happened
  30. IV
  31. VISSERINE
  32. Vengeance, Then
  33. Downwards
  34. Rats in a Sack
  35. The Forlorn Hope
  36. Mercy and Cowardice
  37. The Odd Couple
  38. Darkness
  39. The Connoisseur
  40. Vile Jelly
  41. Other People’s Scores
  42. The Fencing Master
  43. V
  44. PURANTI
  45. Sixes
  46. The Eye-Maker
  47. Prince of Prudence
  48. Neither Rich nor Poor
  49. Heroic Efforts, New Beginnings
  50. The Traitor
  51. King of Poisons
  52. No Worse
  53. Harvest Time
  54. The Old New Captain General
  55. VI
  56. OSPRIA
  57. His Plan of Attack
  58. Politics
  59. No More Delays
  60. All Business
  61. The Fate of Styria
  62. To the Victors…
  63. So Much for Nothing
  64. Shifting Sands
  65. VII
  66. TALINS
  67. Return of the Native
  68. The Lion’s Skin
  69. Preparation
  70. Rules of War
  71. One Nation
  72. All Dust
  73. The Inevitable
  74. Thus the Whirligig…
  75. Seeds
  76. All Change
  77. Happy Endings
  78. Acknowledgments
  79. extras
  80. meet the author
  81. interview
  82. introducing
  83. By Joe Abercrombie
  84. Praise for Best Served Cold
  85. Praise for The Heroes
  86. Praise for The Blade Itself
  87. Praise for Before They Are Hanged
  88. Praise for Last Argument of Kings
  89. Contents
  90. Copyright

Rogont waited in silence until they were alone, then gave a heavy sigh. “You told me she would come, Ishri.”

“It is well that I never tire of being right.” Monza started. A dark-skinned woman lay on her back on a high windowsill, a good stride or two above Rogont’s head. Her legs were crossed, up against the wall, one arm and her head hanging off the back of the narrow ledge so that her face was almost upside down. “For it happens often.” She slid off backwards, flipped over at the last moment and dropped silently to all fours, nimble as a lizard.

Monza wasn’t sure how she’d missed her in the first place, but she didn’t like that she had. “What are you? An acrobat?”

“Oh, nothing so romantic as an acrobat. I am the East Wind. You can think of me as but one of the many fingers on God’s right hand.”

“You talk enough rubbish to be a priest.”

“Oh, nothing so dry and dusty as a priest.” Her eyes rolled to the ceiling. “I am a passionate believer, in my way, but only men may take the robe, thanks be to God.”

Monza frowned. “An agent of the Gurkish Emperor.”

“Agent sounds so very… underhanded. Emperor, Prophet, Church, State. I would call myself a humble representative of Southern Powers.”

“What’s Styria to them?”

“A battlefield.” And she smiled wide. “Gurkhul and the Union may be at peace, but…”

“The fighting goes on.”

“Always. Orso’s allies are our enemies, so his enemies are our allies. We find ourselves with common cause.”

“The downfall of Grand Duke Orso of Talins,” muttered Rogont. “Please God.”

Monza curled her lip at him. “Huh. Praying to God now, Rogont?”

“To whoever will listen, and most fervently.”

The Gurkish woman stood, stretching up on tiptoe to the ends of her long fingers. “And you, Murcatto? Are you the answer to this poor man’s desperate prayers?”

“Maybe.”

“And he to yours, perhaps?”

“I’ve been often disappointed by the powerful, but I can hope.”

“You’d hardly be the first friend I’ve disappointed.” Rogont nodded towards the map. “They call me the Count of Caution. The Duke of Delay. The Prince of Prudence. Yet you would make an ally of me?”

“Look at me, Rogont, I’m almost as desperate as you are. ‘Great tempests,’ Farans said, ‘wash up strange companions.’ ”

“A wise man. How can I help my strange companion, then? And, more importantly, how can she help me?”

“I need to kill Faithful Carpi.”

“Why would we care for treacherous Carpi’s death?” Ishri sauntered forwards, head falling lazily onto one side, then further still. Too far to look at comfortably, let alone to do. “Are there not other captains among the Thousand Swords? Sesaria, Victus, Andiche?” Her eyes were pitch black, as empty and dead as the eye-maker’s replacements. “Will not one of those infamous vultures fill your old chair, keen to pick at the corpse of Styria?”

Rogont pouted. “And so my weary dance continues, but with a fresh partner. I win only the most fleeting reprieve.”