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Contents ( 90)
  1. Benna Murcatto Saves a Life
  2. I
  3. TALINS
  4. Land of Opportunity
  5. The Bone-Thief
  6. Fish out of Water
  7. Six and One
  8. Bloody Instructions
  9. II
  10. WESTPORT
  11. Poison
  12. Science and Magic
  13. The Safest Place in the World
  14. Evil Friends
  15. Two Twos
  16. Plans and Accidents
  17. Repaid in Full
  18. III
  19. SIPANI
  20. Fogs and Whispers
  21. The Arts of Persuasion
  22. The Life of the Drinker
  23. Left Out
  24. A Few Bad Men
  25. The Peacemakers
  26. Cooking up Trouble
  27. Sex and Death
  28. That’s Entertainment
  29. What Happened
  30. IV
  31. VISSERINE
  32. Vengeance, Then
  33. Downwards
  34. Rats in a Sack
  35. The Forlorn Hope
  36. Mercy and Cowardice
  37. The Odd Couple
  38. Darkness
  39. The Connoisseur
  40. Vile Jelly
  41. Other People’s Scores
  42. The Fencing Master
  43. V
  44. PURANTI
  45. Sixes
  46. The Eye-Maker
  47. Prince of Prudence
  48. Neither Rich nor Poor
  49. Heroic Efforts, New Beginnings
  50. The Traitor
  51. King of Poisons
  52. No Worse
  53. Harvest Time
  54. The Old New Captain General
  55. VI
  56. OSPRIA
  57. His Plan of Attack
  58. Politics
  59. No More Delays
  60. All Business
  61. The Fate of Styria
  62. To the Victors…
  63. So Much for Nothing
  64. Shifting Sands
  65. VII
  66. TALINS
  67. Return of the Native
  68. The Lion’s Skin
  69. Preparation
  70. Rules of War
  71. One Nation
  72. All Dust
  73. The Inevitable
  74. Thus the Whirligig…
  75. Seeds
  76. All Change
  77. Happy Endings
  78. Acknowledgments
  79. extras
  80. meet the author
  81. interview
  82. introducing
  83. By Joe Abercrombie
  84. Praise for Best Served Cold
  85. Praise for The Heroes
  86. Praise for The Blade Itself
  87. Praise for Before They Are Hanged
  88. Praise for Last Argument of Kings
  89. Contents
  90. Copyright

The bell brought a man creeping through a side door, hands rubbing nervously together. Small and dark-skinned with a sorry face. Worried they were here to rob him, more’n likely, what with Orso’s army not far distant. Everyone in Puranti seemed worried, scared they’d lose what they had. Apart from Shivers himself. He hadn’t much to lose.

“Sir, madam, can I be of assistance?”

“You’re Scopal?” asked Monza. “The eye-maker?”

“I am Scopal,” he bent a nervous bow, “scientist, surgeon, physician, specialising in all things relating to the vision.”

Shivers undid the knot at the back of his head. “Good enough.” And he started unwinding the bandages. “Fact is I’ve lost an eye.”

That perked the surgeon up. “Oh, don’t say lost, my friend!” He came forwards into the light from the window. “Don’t say lost until I have had a chance to view the damage. You would be amazed at what can be achieved! Science is leaping forwards every day!”

“Springy bastard, ain’t it.”

Scopal gave an uncertain chuckle. “Ah… most elastic. Why, I have returned a measure of sight to men who thought themselves blind for life. They called me a magician! Imagine that! They called me… a…”

Shivers peeled away the last bandages, the air cold against his tingling skin, and he stepped up closer, turning the left side of his face forwards. “Well? What do you reckon? Can science make that big a jump?”

The man gave a polite nod. “My apologies. But even in the area of replacement I have made great discoveries, never fear!”

Shivers took a half-step further, looming over the man. “Do I look feared to you?”

“Not in the least, of course, I merely meant… well…” Scopal cleared his throat and sidled to the shelves. “My current process for an ocular prosthesis is—”

“The fuck?”

“Fake eye,” said Monza.

“Oh, much, much more than that.” Scopal slid out a wooden rack. Six metal balls sat on it, gleaming silver-bright. “A perfect sphere of the finest Midderland steel is inserted into the orbit where it will, one hopes, remain permanently.” He brought down a round board, flipped it towards them with a showy twist. It was covered with eyes. Blue ones, green ones, brown ones. Each had the colour of a real eye, the gleam of a real eye, some of the whites even had a red vein or two in ’em. And still they looked about as much like a real eye as a boiled egg might’ve.

Scopal waved at his wares with high smugness. “A curved enamel such as these, painted with care to match perfectly your other eye, is then inserted between metal ball and eyelid. These are prone to wear, and must therefore be regularly changed, but, believe me, the results can be uncanny.”

The fake eyes stared, unblinking, at Shivers. “They look like dead men’s eyes.”

An uncomfortable pause. “When glued upon a board, of course, but properly fitted within a living face—”

“Reckon it’s a good thing. Dead men tell no lies, eh? We’ll have no more lies.” Shivers strode to the back of the shop, dropped down into the chair, stretched out and crossed his legs. “Get to it, then.”