Contents (90)
- Benna Murcatto Saves a Life
- I
- TALINS
- Land of Opportunity
- The Bone-Thief
- Fish out of Water
- Six and One
- Bloody Instructions
- II
- WESTPORT
- Poison
- Science and Magic
- The Safest Place in the World
- Evil Friends
- Two Twos
- Plans and Accidents
- Repaid in Full
- III
- SIPANI
- Fogs and Whispers
- The Arts of Persuasion
- The Life of the Drinker
- Left Out
- A Few Bad Men
- The Peacemakers
- Cooking up Trouble
- Sex and Death
- That’s Entertainment
- What Happened
- IV
- VISSERINE
- Vengeance, Then
- Downwards
- Rats in a Sack
- The Forlorn Hope
- Mercy and Cowardice
- The Odd Couple
- Darkness
- The Connoisseur
- Vile Jelly
- Other People’s Scores
- The Fencing Master
- V
- PURANTI
- Sixes
- The Eye-Maker
- Prince of Prudence
- Neither Rich nor Poor
- Heroic Efforts, New Beginnings
- The Traitor
- King of Poisons
- No Worse
- Harvest Time
- The Old New Captain General
- VI
- OSPRIA
- His Plan of Attack
- Politics
- No More Delays
- All Business
- The Fate of Styria
- To the Victors…
- So Much for Nothing
- Shifting Sands
- VII
- TALINS
- Return of the Native
- The Lion’s Skin
- Preparation
- Rules of War
- One Nation
- All Dust
- The Inevitable
- Thus the Whirligig…
- Seeds
- All Change
- Happy Endings
- Acknowledgments
- extras
- meet the author
- interview
- introducing
- By Joe Abercrombie
- Praise for Best Served Cold
- Praise for The Heroes
- Praise for The Blade Itself
- Praise for Before They Are Hanged
- Praise for Last Argument of Kings
- Contents
- Copyright
“Like a fucking fountain,” he drawled, not to be outdone in vulgarity.
“But what to do?” mused Salier. “What to—”
Monza stepped in front of him. “Help me kill Ganmark.” Cosca felt his brows go up. Even beaten, bruised and with the enemy at the gates, she could not wait to draw the knives again. Ruthlessness, single-mindedness and commitment indeed.
“And why ever would I wish to do that?”
“Because he’ll be coming for your collection.” She had always had a knack for tickling people where they were most ticklish. Cosca had seen her do it often. To him, among others. “Coming to box up all your paintings, and your sculptures, and your jars, and ship them back to Fontezarmo to adorn Orso’s latrines.” A nice touch, his latrines. “Ganmark is a connoisseur, like yourself.”
“That Union cocksucker is nothing like me!” Anger suddenly flared red across the back of Salier’s neck. “A common thief and braggart, a degenerate man-fucker, tramping blood across the sweet soil of Styria as though its mud were not fit for his boots! He can have my life, but he’ll never have my paintings! I will see to it!”
“I can see to it,” hissed Monza, stepping closer to the duke. “He’ll come here, when the city falls. He’ll rush here, keen to secure your collection. We can be waiting, dressed as his soldiers. When he enters,” she snapped her fingers, “we drop your portcullis, and we have him! You have him! Help me.”
But the moment had passed. Salier’s veneer of heavy-lidded carelessness had descended again. “These are my two favourites, I do believe,” gesturing, all nonchalance, towards two matching canvases. “Parteo Gavra’s studies of the woman. They were intended always as a pair. His mother, and his favourite whore.”
“Mothers and whores,” sneered Monza. “A curse on fucking artists. We were talking of Ganmark. Help me!”
Salier blew out a tired sigh. “Ah, Monzcarro, Monzcarro. If only you had sought my help five seasons ago, before Sweet Pines. Before Caprile. Even last spring, before you spiked Cantain’s head above his gate. Even then, the good we could have done, the blows we could have struck together for freedom. Even—”
“Forgive me if I’m blunt, your Excellency, but I spent the night being beaten like a sack of meat.” Monza’s voice cracked slightly on the last word. “You ask for my opinion. You’ve lost because you’re too weak, too soft and too slow, not because you’re too good. You fought alongside Orso happily enough when you shared the same goals, and smiled happily enough at his methods, as long as they brought you more land. Your men spread fire, rape and murder when it suited you. No love of freedom then. The only open hand the farmers of Puranti had from you back in those days was the one that crushed them flat. Play the martyr if you must, Salier, but not with me. I feel sick enough already.”
Cosca felt himself wincing. There was such a thing as too much truth, especially in the ears of powerful men.