Contents ( 90)
- Benna Murcatto Saves a Life
- I
- TALINS
- Land of Opportunity
- The Bone-Thief
- Fish out of Water
- Six and One
- Bloody Instructions
- II
- WESTPORT
- Poison
- Science and Magic
- The Safest Place in the World
- Evil Friends
- Two Twos
- Plans and Accidents
- Repaid in Full
- III
- SIPANI
- Fogs and Whispers
- The Arts of Persuasion
- The Life of the Drinker
- Left Out
- A Few Bad Men
- The Peacemakers
- Cooking up Trouble
- Sex and Death
- That’s Entertainment
- What Happened
- IV
- VISSERINE
- Vengeance, Then
- Downwards
- Rats in a Sack
- The Forlorn Hope
- Mercy and Cowardice
- The Odd Couple
- Darkness
- The Connoisseur
- Vile Jelly
- Other People’s Scores
- The Fencing Master
- V
- PURANTI
- Sixes
- The Eye-Maker
- Prince of Prudence
- Neither Rich nor Poor
- Heroic Efforts, New Beginnings
- The Traitor
- King of Poisons
- No Worse
- Harvest Time
- The Old New Captain General
- VI
- OSPRIA
- His Plan of Attack
- Politics
- No More Delays
- All Business
- The Fate of Styria
- To the Victors…
- So Much for Nothing
- Shifting Sands
- VII
- TALINS
- Return of the Native
- The Lion’s Skin
- Preparation
- Rules of War
- One Nation
- All Dust
- The Inevitable
- Thus the Whirligig…
- Seeds
- All Change
- Happy Endings
- Acknowledgments
- extras
- meet the author
- interview
- introducing
- By Joe Abercrombie
- Praise for Best Served Cold
- Praise for The Heroes
- Praise for The Blade Itself
- Praise for Before They Are Hanged
- Praise for Last Argument of Kings
- Contents
- Copyright
“Can no one’s sense of humour withstand so small a thing as a siege? Cheer up, my comrades!” Cosca gave Shivers a hearty clap on his broad back. “It isn’t every day you get to see so large an army handled so well! We should all congratulate Monza’s friend General Ganmark on his exceptional patience and discipline. Perhaps we should pen him a letter.”
“My dear General Ganmark.” Monza worked her mouth, curled her tongue and blew spit over the battlements. “Yours ever, Monzcarro Murcatto.”
“A simple missive,” observed Morveer, “but no doubt he will treasure it.”
“Lot o’ soldiers down there,” Shivers grunted.
Friendly’s voice drifted gently over. “Thirteen thousand four hundred, or thereabouts.”
“Mostly Talinese troops.” Cosca waved at them with the eyeglass. “Some regiments from Orso’s older allies—flags of Etrisani on the right wing, there, near the water, and some others of Cesale in the centre. All regulars, though. No sign of our old comrades-in-arms, the Thousand Swords. Shame. It would be fine to renew some old friendships, wouldn’t it, Monza? Sesaria, Victus, Andiche. Faithful Carpi too, of course.” Renew old friendships… and be revenged on old friends.
“The mercenaries will be away to the east.” Monza jerked her head across the river. “Holding off Duke Rogont and his Osprians.”
“Great fun for all involved, no doubt. But we, at least, are here.” Cosca gestured towards the crawling soldiers outside the city. “General Ganmark, one presumes, is there. The plan, to bring us all together in a happy reunion? We presume you have a plan?”
“Ganmark is a cultured man. He has a taste for art.”
“And?” demanded Morveer.
“No one has more art than Grand Duke Salier.”
“His collection is impressive.” Cosca had admired it on several occasions, or at any rate pretended to, while admiring his wine.
“The finest in Styria, they say.” Monza strode to the opposite parapet, looking towards Salier’s palace on its island in the river. “When the city falls, Ganmark will make straight for the palace, eager to rescue all those priceless works from the chaos.”
“To steal them for himself,” threw in Vitari.
Monza’s jaw was set even harder than usual. “Orso will want to be done with this siege quickly. Leave as much time as possible to put an end to Rogont. Finish the League of Eight for good and claim his crown before winter comes. That means breaches, and assaults, and bodies in the streets.”
“Marvellous!” Cosca clapped his hands. “Streets may boast noble trees, and stately buildings, but they never feel complete without a dusting of corpses, do they?”
“We take armour, uniforms, weapons from the dead. When the city falls, which will be soon, we disguise ourselves as Talinese. We find our way into the palace, and while Ganmark is going about the rescue of Salier’s collection and his guard is down…”
“Kill the bastard?” offered Shivers.
There was a pause. “I believe I perceive the most minute of flaws in the scheme.” Morveer’s whining words were like nails driven into the back of Cosca’s skull. “Grand Duke Salier’s palace will be among the best-guarded locations in Styria at the present moment, and we are not in it. Nor likely to receive an invitation.”