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Contents (90)
  1. Benna Murcatto Saves a Life
  2. I
  3. TALINS
  4. Land of Opportunity
  5. The Bone-Thief
  6. Fish out of Water
  7. Six and One
  8. Bloody Instructions
  9. II
  10. WESTPORT
  11. Poison
  12. Science and Magic
  13. The Safest Place in the World
  14. Evil Friends
  15. Two Twos
  16. Plans and Accidents
  17. Repaid in Full
  18. III
  19. SIPANI
  20. Fogs and Whispers
  21. The Arts of Persuasion
  22. The Life of the Drinker
  23. Left Out
  24. A Few Bad Men
  25. The Peacemakers
  26. Cooking up Trouble
  27. Sex and Death
  28. That’s Entertainment
  29. What Happened
  30. IV
  31. VISSERINE
  32. Vengeance, Then
  33. Downwards
  34. Rats in a Sack
  35. The Forlorn Hope
  36. Mercy and Cowardice
  37. The Odd Couple
  38. Darkness
  39. The Connoisseur
  40. Vile Jelly
  41. Other People’s Scores
  42. The Fencing Master
  43. V
  44. PURANTI
  45. Sixes
  46. The Eye-Maker
  47. Prince of Prudence
  48. Neither Rich nor Poor
  49. Heroic Efforts, New Beginnings
  50. The Traitor
  51. King of Poisons
  52. No Worse
  53. Harvest Time
  54. The Old New Captain General
  55. VI
  56. OSPRIA
  57. His Plan of Attack
  58. Politics
  59. No More Delays
  60. All Business
  61. The Fate of Styria
  62. To the Victors…
  63. So Much for Nothing
  64. Shifting Sands
  65. VII
  66. TALINS
  67. Return of the Native
  68. The Lion’s Skin
  69. Preparation
  70. Rules of War
  71. One Nation
  72. All Dust
  73. The Inevitable
  74. Thus the Whirligig…
  75. Seeds
  76. All Change
  77. Happy Endings
  78. Acknowledgments
  79. extras
  80. meet the author
  81. interview
  82. introducing
  83. By Joe Abercrombie
  84. Praise for Best Served Cold
  85. Praise for The Heroes
  86. Praise for The Blade Itself
  87. Praise for Before They Are Hanged
  88. Praise for Last Argument of Kings
  89. Contents
  90. Copyright

“Those peasants are a decided threat to us,” he murmured. “A problem easily solved, however. It will hardly be necessary to utilise the King of Poisons. A charitable contribution of a loaf of bread, dusted with Leopard Flower of course, and they would cease to—”

“No.”

He blinked. “If your intention is to leave them at liberty down there, I must most strongly protest at—”

“Protest away. Let’s see if I care a shit. You and Day can take that room.” As he turned to peer into the darkness, Monza snatched the lamp out of his hand. “Cosca, you’re on the second floor with Friendly. Vitari, seems like you get to sleep alone next door.”

“Sleeping alone.” She kicked some fallen plaster away across the boards. “Story of my life.”

“I will to my cart, then, and bring my equipment into the Butcher of Caprile’s hostel for displaced peasantry.” Morveer was shaking his head with disgust as he turned for the stairs.

“Do that,” snapped Monza at his back. She loitered for a moment, until she’d heard his boots scrape down a few flights and out of earshot. Until, apart from Cosca’s voice burbling away endlessly to Friendly downstairs, it was quiet on the landing. Then she followed Day into her room and gently pushed the door closed. “We need to talk.”

The girl had opened her trunk and was just getting a chunk of bread out of it. “What about?”

“The same thing we talked about in Westport. Your employer.”

“Picking at your nerves, is he?”

“Don’t tell me he isn’t picking at yours.”

“Every day for three years.”

“Not an easy man to work for, I reckon.” Monza took a step into the room, holding the girl’s eye. “Sooner or later a pupil has to step out from her master’s shadow, if she’s ever going to become the master herself.”

“That why you betrayed Cosca?”

That gave Monza a moment’s pause. “More or less. Sometimes you have to take a risk. Grasp the nettle. But then you’ve got much better reasons even than I had.” Said offhand, as though it was obvious.

Day’s turn to pause. “What reasons?”

Monza pretended to be surprised. “Well… because sooner or later Morveer will betray me, and go over to Orso.” She wasn’t sure of it, of course, but it was high time she guarded herself against the possibility.

“That so?” Day wasn’t smiling any longer.

“He doesn’t like the way I do things.”

“Who says I like the way you do things?”

“You don’t see it?” Day only narrowed her eyes, food, for once, forgotten in her hand. “If he goes to Orso, he’ll need someone to blame. For Ario. A scapegoat.”

Now she got the idea. “No,” she snapped. “He needs me.”

“How long have you been with him? Three years, did you say? Managed before, didn’t he? How many assistants do you think he’s had? See a lot of them around, do you?”

Day opened her mouth, blinked, then thoughtfully shut it.