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Contents (90)
  1. Benna Murcatto Saves a Life
  2. I
  3. TALINS
  4. Land of Opportunity
  5. The Bone-Thief
  6. Fish out of Water
  7. Six and One
  8. Bloody Instructions
  9. II
  10. WESTPORT
  11. Poison
  12. Science and Magic
  13. The Safest Place in the World
  14. Evil Friends
  15. Two Twos
  16. Plans and Accidents
  17. Repaid in Full
  18. III
  19. SIPANI
  20. Fogs and Whispers
  21. The Arts of Persuasion
  22. The Life of the Drinker
  23. Left Out
  24. A Few Bad Men
  25. The Peacemakers
  26. Cooking up Trouble
  27. Sex and Death
  28. That’s Entertainment
  29. What Happened
  30. IV
  31. VISSERINE
  32. Vengeance, Then
  33. Downwards
  34. Rats in a Sack
  35. The Forlorn Hope
  36. Mercy and Cowardice
  37. The Odd Couple
  38. Darkness
  39. The Connoisseur
  40. Vile Jelly
  41. Other People’s Scores
  42. The Fencing Master
  43. V
  44. PURANTI
  45. Sixes
  46. The Eye-Maker
  47. Prince of Prudence
  48. Neither Rich nor Poor
  49. Heroic Efforts, New Beginnings
  50. The Traitor
  51. King of Poisons
  52. No Worse
  53. Harvest Time
  54. The Old New Captain General
  55. VI
  56. OSPRIA
  57. His Plan of Attack
  58. Politics
  59. No More Delays
  60. All Business
  61. The Fate of Styria
  62. To the Victors…
  63. So Much for Nothing
  64. Shifting Sands
  65. VII
  66. TALINS
  67. Return of the Native
  68. The Lion’s Skin
  69. Preparation
  70. Rules of War
  71. One Nation
  72. All Dust
  73. The Inevitable
  74. Thus the Whirligig…
  75. Seeds
  76. All Change
  77. Happy Endings
  78. Acknowledgments
  79. extras
  80. meet the author
  81. interview
  82. introducing
  83. By Joe Abercrombie
  84. Praise for Best Served Cold
  85. Praise for The Heroes
  86. Praise for The Blade Itself
  87. Praise for Before They Are Hanged
  88. Praise for Last Argument of Kings
  89. Contents
  90. Copyright

Cosca came close, pointing to the dice. “Three and four, eh?”

“Three and four.”

“Seven. A most ordinary score.”

“Average.”

“May I?”

Friendly looked sharply up at him. “Yes.”

Cosca gathered the dice and gently rolled them back. “Six. You win.”

“That’s my problem.”

“Really? Losing is mine. What happened? No trouble in the gaming hall?”

“Some.”

There was a long streak of half-dried blood across the convict’s neck, dark in the lamplight. “You’ve got something… just here,” said Cosca.

Friendly wiped it off, looked down at his red-brown fingertips with all the emotion of an empty sink. “Blood.”

“Yes. A lot of blood, tonight.” Now Cosca was back to something approaching safety, the giddy rush of danger was starting to recede, and all the old regrets crowded in behind it. His hands were shaking again. A drink, a drink, a drink. He wandered through the doorway into the warehouse.

“Ah! The ringmaster for tonight’s circus of murder!” Morveer leaned against the rail of the stairs, sneering down, Day not far behind, her dangling hands slowly peeling an orange.

“Our poisoners! I’m sorry to see you made it out alive. What happened?”

Morveer’s lip curled still further. “Our allotted role was to remove the guards on the top floor of the building. That we accomplished with absolute speed and secrecy. We were not asked to remain in the building thereafter. Indeed we were ordered not to. Our employer does not entirely trust us. She was concerned that there be no indiscriminate slaughter.”

Cosca shrugged. “Slaughter, by its very definition, would not appear to discriminate.”

“Either way, your responsibility is over. I doubt anyone will object if you take this, now.”

Morveer flicked his wrist and something sparkled in the darkness. Cosca snatched it from the air on an instinct. A metal flask, liquid sloshing inside. Just like the one he used to carry. The one he sold… where was it now? That sweet union of cold metal and strong liquor lapped at his memory, brought the spit flooding into his dry mouth. A drink, a drink, a drink—

He was halfway through unscrewing the cap before he stopped himself. “It would seem a sensible life lesson never to swallow gifts from poisoners.”

“The only poison in there is the same kind you have been swallowing for years. The same kind you will never stop swallowing.”

Cosca lifted the flask. “Cheers.” He upended it and let the spirit inside spatter over the warehouse floor, then tossed it clattering away into a corner. He made sure he noted where it ended up, though, in case there was a trickle left inside. “No sign of our employer?” he called to Morveer. “Or her Northern puppy?”

“None. We should give some consideration to the possibility that there may never be any.”

“He’s right.” Vitari was a black shape in the lamplit doorway to the kitchen. “Chances are good they’re dead. What do we do then?”

Day looked at her fingernails. “I, for one, will weep a river.”