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Contents (90)
  1. Benna Murcatto Saves a Life
  2. I
  3. TALINS
  4. Land of Opportunity
  5. The Bone-Thief
  6. Fish out of Water
  7. Six and One
  8. Bloody Instructions
  9. II
  10. WESTPORT
  11. Poison
  12. Science and Magic
  13. The Safest Place in the World
  14. Evil Friends
  15. Two Twos
  16. Plans and Accidents
  17. Repaid in Full
  18. III
  19. SIPANI
  20. Fogs and Whispers
  21. The Arts of Persuasion
  22. The Life of the Drinker
  23. Left Out
  24. A Few Bad Men
  25. The Peacemakers
  26. Cooking up Trouble
  27. Sex and Death
  28. That’s Entertainment
  29. What Happened
  30. IV
  31. VISSERINE
  32. Vengeance, Then
  33. Downwards
  34. Rats in a Sack
  35. The Forlorn Hope
  36. Mercy and Cowardice
  37. The Odd Couple
  38. Darkness
  39. The Connoisseur
  40. Vile Jelly
  41. Other People’s Scores
  42. The Fencing Master
  43. V
  44. PURANTI
  45. Sixes
  46. The Eye-Maker
  47. Prince of Prudence
  48. Neither Rich nor Poor
  49. Heroic Efforts, New Beginnings
  50. The Traitor
  51. King of Poisons
  52. No Worse
  53. Harvest Time
  54. The Old New Captain General
  55. VI
  56. OSPRIA
  57. His Plan of Attack
  58. Politics
  59. No More Delays
  60. All Business
  61. The Fate of Styria
  62. To the Victors…
  63. So Much for Nothing
  64. Shifting Sands
  65. VII
  66. TALINS
  67. Return of the Native
  68. The Lion’s Skin
  69. Preparation
  70. Rules of War
  71. One Nation
  72. All Dust
  73. The Inevitable
  74. Thus the Whirligig…
  75. Seeds
  76. All Change
  77. Happy Endings
  78. Acknowledgments
  79. extras
  80. meet the author
  81. interview
  82. introducing
  83. By Joe Abercrombie
  84. Praise for Best Served Cold
  85. Praise for The Heroes
  86. Praise for The Blade Itself
  87. Praise for Before They Are Hanged
  88. Praise for Last Argument of Kings
  89. Contents
  90. Copyright

“Who’s the fat man?” asked Shivers.

“Salier, Grand Duke of Visserine.”

Vitari sniggered. “For another month or two, maybe. He squandered his city’s soldiers in the summer.” Monza had charged them down on the High Bank, with Faithful Carpi beside her. “His city’s food in the autumn.” Monza had merrily burned the fields about the walls and driven off the farmers. “And he’s fast running out of allies.” Monza had left Duke Cantain’s head rotting on the walls of Borletta. “You can almost see him sweating from here, the old bastard.”

“Shame,” said Cosca. “I always liked the man. You should see the galleries in his palace. The greatest collection of art in the world, or so he says. Quite the connoisseur. Kept the best table in Styria too, in his day.”

“It shows,” said Monza.

“One does wonder how they get him in his saddle.”

“Block and tackle,” snapped Vitari.

Monza snorted. “Or dig a trench and ride the horse up underneath him.”

“What about the other one?” asked Shivers.

“Rogont, Grand Duke of Ospria.”

“He looks the part.” True enough. Tall and broad-shouldered with a handsome face and a mass of dark curls.

“Looks it.” Monza spat again. “But not much more.”

“The nephew of my one-time employer, now thankfully deceased, the Duchess Sefeline.” Cosca had made his neck bleed with his scratching. “They call him the Prince of Prudence. The Count of Caution. The Duke of Delay. A fine general, by all accounts, but doesn’t like to gamble.”

“I’d be less charitable,” said Monza.

“Few people are less charitable than you.”

“He doesn’t like to fight.”

“No good general likes to fight.”

“But every good general has to, from time to time. Rogont’s been pitted against Orso throughout the Years of Blood and never fought more than a skirmish. The man’s the best withdrawer in Styria.”

“Toughest thing to manage, a retreat. Maybe he just hasn’t found his moment yet.”

Shivers gave a faraway sigh. “We’re all of us waiting for our moment.”

“He’s wasted all his chances now,” said Monza. “Once Visserine falls, the way to Puranti is open, and beyond that nothing but Ospria itself, and Orso’s crown. No more delays. The sand’s run through on caution.”

Rogont and Salier passed underneath them. The two men who, along with honest, honourable, dead Duke Cantain, had formed the League of Eight to defend Styria against Orso’s insatiable ambition. Or to frustrate his rightful claims so they could fight among themselves for whatever was left, depending on who you asked. Cosca had a faraway smile on his face as he watched them go. “You live long enough, you see everything ruined. Caprile, a shell of her former glory.”

Vitari grinned at Monza. “That was one of yours, no?”

“Musselia most shamefully capitulated to Orso in spite of her impenetrable walls.”

Vitari grinned wider. “Wasn’t that one of yours too?”

“Borletta fallen,” Cosca lamented, “bold Duke Cantain dead.”

“Yes,” growled Monza, before Vitari could open her mouth.

“The invincible League of Eight has withered to a company of five and will soon dwindle to a party of four, with three of those far from keen on the whole notion.”