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Contents ( 90)
  1. Benna Murcatto Saves a Life
  2. I
  3. TALINS
  4. Land of Opportunity
  5. The Bone-Thief
  6. Fish out of Water
  7. Six and One
  8. Bloody Instructions
  9. II
  10. WESTPORT
  11. Poison
  12. Science and Magic
  13. The Safest Place in the World
  14. Evil Friends
  15. Two Twos
  16. Plans and Accidents
  17. Repaid in Full
  18. III
  19. SIPANI
  20. Fogs and Whispers
  21. The Arts of Persuasion
  22. The Life of the Drinker
  23. Left Out
  24. A Few Bad Men
  25. The Peacemakers
  26. Cooking up Trouble
  27. Sex and Death
  28. That’s Entertainment
  29. What Happened
  30. IV
  31. VISSERINE
  32. Vengeance, Then
  33. Downwards
  34. Rats in a Sack
  35. The Forlorn Hope
  36. Mercy and Cowardice
  37. The Odd Couple
  38. Darkness
  39. The Connoisseur
  40. Vile Jelly
  41. Other People’s Scores
  42. The Fencing Master
  43. V
  44. PURANTI
  45. Sixes
  46. The Eye-Maker
  47. Prince of Prudence
  48. Neither Rich nor Poor
  49. Heroic Efforts, New Beginnings
  50. The Traitor
  51. King of Poisons
  52. No Worse
  53. Harvest Time
  54. The Old New Captain General
  55. VI
  56. OSPRIA
  57. His Plan of Attack
  58. Politics
  59. No More Delays
  60. All Business
  61. The Fate of Styria
  62. To the Victors…
  63. So Much for Nothing
  64. Shifting Sands
  65. VII
  66. TALINS
  67. Return of the Native
  68. The Lion’s Skin
  69. Preparation
  70. Rules of War
  71. One Nation
  72. All Dust
  73. The Inevitable
  74. Thus the Whirligig…
  75. Seeds
  76. All Change
  77. Happy Endings
  78. Acknowledgments
  79. extras
  80. meet the author
  81. interview
  82. introducing
  83. By Joe Abercrombie
  84. Praise for Best Served Cold
  85. Praise for The Heroes
  86. Praise for The Blade Itself
  87. Praise for Before They Are Hanged
  88. Praise for Last Argument of Kings
  89. Contents
  90. Copyright

Cosca whistled. “My, my, that is a big one.”

“Found him in a tavern down by the First Canal,” said Vitari, “drunk as shit but everyone too scared to move him. Hardly speaks a word of Styrian.”

Cosca leaned towards Shivers. “Perhaps you might take the lead with this one? The brotherhood of the North?”

Shivers didn’t remember there being that much brotherhood up there in the cold, but it was worth a try. The words felt strange in his mouth, it was that long since he’d used them. “What’s your name, friend?”

The big man looked surprised to hear Northern. “Greylock.” He pointed at his hair. “S’always been this colour.”

“What brought you all the way down here?”

“Come looking for work.”

“What sort o’ work?”

“Whatever’ll have me, I reckon.”

“Even if it’s bloody?”

“Likely it will be. You’re a Northman?”

“Aye.”

“You look like a Southerner.”

Shivers frowned, drew his fancy cuffs back and out of sight under the table. “Well, I’m not one. Name’s Caul Shivers.”

Greylock blinked. “Shivers?”

“Aye.” He felt a flush of pleasure that the man knew his name. He still had his pride, after all. “You heard o’ me?”

“You was at Uffrith, with the Dogman?”

“That’s right.”

“And Black Dow too, eh? Neat piece o’ work, the way I heard it.”

“That it was. Took the city with no more’n a couple dead.”

“No more’n a couple.” The big man nodded slowly, eyes never leaving Shivers’ face. “That must’ve been real smooth.”

“It was. He was a good chief for keeping folk alive, the Dogman. Best I took orders from, I reckon.”

“Well, then. Since the Dogman ain’t here his self, it’d be my honour to stand shoulder to shoulder with a man like you.”

“Right you are. Likewise. Pleased to have you along. He’s in,” said Shivers in Styrian.

“Are you sure?” asked Cosca. “He has a certain… sourness to his eye that worries me.”

“You need to learn to live a little,” grunted Shivers. “Get some fucking brio in.”

Vitari snorted laughter and Cosca clutched his chest. “Gah! Run through with my own rapier! Well, I suppose you can have your little friend. What could we do with a pair of Northmen, now?” He threw up one finger. “We could mount a re-enactment! A rendering of that famous Northern duel—you know the one, Fenris the Feared, or whatever, and… you know, what’s-his-name now…”

Shivers’ back went cold as he said the name. “The Bloody-Nine.”

“You’ve heard of it?”

“I was there. Right in the thick. I held a shield at the edge of the circle.”

“Excellent! You should be able to bring a frisson of historical accuracy to the proceedings, then.”

“Frisson?”

“Bit,” grunted Vitari.

“Why not just bloody say bit, then?”

But Cosca was too busy grinning at his own notion. “A whiff of violence! Ario’s gentlemen will lap it up! And what better excuse for weapons in plain sight?” Shivers was a sight less keen. Dressing up as the man who killed his brother, a man he’d nearly killed himself, and pretending to fight. The one thing in its favour was he wouldn’t have to strum a lute, at least.