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Contents ( 90)
  1. Benna Murcatto Saves a Life
  2. I
  3. TALINS
  4. Land of Opportunity
  5. The Bone-Thief
  6. Fish out of Water
  7. Six and One
  8. Bloody Instructions
  9. II
  10. WESTPORT
  11. Poison
  12. Science and Magic
  13. The Safest Place in the World
  14. Evil Friends
  15. Two Twos
  16. Plans and Accidents
  17. Repaid in Full
  18. III
  19. SIPANI
  20. Fogs and Whispers
  21. The Arts of Persuasion
  22. The Life of the Drinker
  23. Left Out
  24. A Few Bad Men
  25. The Peacemakers
  26. Cooking up Trouble
  27. Sex and Death
  28. That’s Entertainment
  29. What Happened
  30. IV
  31. VISSERINE
  32. Vengeance, Then
  33. Downwards
  34. Rats in a Sack
  35. The Forlorn Hope
  36. Mercy and Cowardice
  37. The Odd Couple
  38. Darkness
  39. The Connoisseur
  40. Vile Jelly
  41. Other People’s Scores
  42. The Fencing Master
  43. V
  44. PURANTI
  45. Sixes
  46. The Eye-Maker
  47. Prince of Prudence
  48. Neither Rich nor Poor
  49. Heroic Efforts, New Beginnings
  50. The Traitor
  51. King of Poisons
  52. No Worse
  53. Harvest Time
  54. The Old New Captain General
  55. VI
  56. OSPRIA
  57. His Plan of Attack
  58. Politics
  59. No More Delays
  60. All Business
  61. The Fate of Styria
  62. To the Victors…
  63. So Much for Nothing
  64. Shifting Sands
  65. VII
  66. TALINS
  67. Return of the Native
  68. The Lion’s Skin
  69. Preparation
  70. Rules of War
  71. One Nation
  72. All Dust
  73. The Inevitable
  74. Thus the Whirligig…
  75. Seeds
  76. All Change
  77. Happy Endings
  78. Acknowledgments
  79. extras
  80. meet the author
  81. interview
  82. introducing
  83. By Joe Abercrombie
  84. Praise for Best Served Cold
  85. Praise for The Heroes
  86. Praise for The Blade Itself
  87. Praise for Before They Are Hanged
  88. Praise for Last Argument of Kings
  89. Contents
  90. Copyright

“Monza.” He tried to tug his filthy collar straight, but his hands were shaking too badly to manage it. “I must confess I heard you were dead. I was meaning to take revenge, of course—”

“On me or for me?”

He shrugged. “Difficult to remember… I stopped on the way for a drink.”

“Smells like it was more than one.” There was a hint of disappointment in her face that pricked at his insides almost worse than steel. “I heard you finally got yourself killed in Dagoska.”

He managed to lift one arm high enough to wave her words away. “There have always been false reports of my death. Wishful thinking, on the part of my many enemies. Where is your brother?”

“Dead.” Her face did not change.

“Well. I’m sorry for that. I always liked the boy.” The lying, gutless, scheming louse.

“He always liked you.” They had detested each other, but what did it matter now?

“If only his sister had felt as warmly about me, things might be so much different.”

“ ‘Might be’ takes us nowhere. We’ve all got… regrets.”

They looked at each other for a long moment, her standing, him on his knees. Not quite how he had pictured their reunion in his dreams. “Regrets. The cost of the business, Sazine used to tell me.”

“Perhaps we should put the past behind us.”

“I can hardly remember yesterday,” he lied. The past weighed on him like a giant’s suit of armour.

“The future, then. I’ve a job for you, if you’ll take it. Reckon you’re up to a job?”

“What manner of job?”

“Fighting.”

Cosca winced. “You always were far too attached to fighting. How often did I tell you? A mercenary has no business getting involved with that nonsense.”

“A sword is for rattling, not for drawing.”

“There’s my girl. I’ve missed you.” He said it without thinking, had to cough down his shame and nearly coughed up a lung.

“Help him up, Friendly.”

A big man had silently appeared while they were talking, not tall but heavyset, with an air of calm strength about him. He hooked Cosca under his elbow and pulled him effortlessly to his feet.

“That’s a strong arm and a good deed,” he gurgled over a rush of nausea. “Friendly is your name? Are you a philanthropist?”

“A convict.”

“I see no reason why a man cannot be both. My thanks in any case. Now if you could just point us in the direction of a tavern—”

“The taverns will have to wait for you,” said Vitari. “No doubt causing a slump in the wine industry. The conference begins in a week and we need you sober.”

“I don’t do sober anymore. Sober hurts. Did someone say conference?”

Monza was still watching him with those disappointed eyes. “I need a good man. A man with courage and experience. A man who won’t mind crossing Grand Duke Orso.” The corner of her mouth curled up. “You’re as close as we could find at short notice.”