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Chapters (57)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Copyright
  4. Dedication
  5. Chapter One
  6. Chapter Two
  7. Chapter Three
  8. Chapter Four
  9. Chapter Five
  10. Chapter Six
  11. Chapter Seven
  12. Chapter Eight
  13. Chapter Nine
  14. Chapter Ten
  15. Chapter Eleven
  16. Chapter Twelve
  17. Chapter Thirteen
  18. Chapter Fourteen
  19. Chapter Fifteen
  20. Chapter Sixteen
  21. Chapter Seventeen
  22. Chapter Eighteen
  23. Chapter Nineteen
  24. Chapter Twenty
  25. Chapter Twenty-One
  26. Chapter Twenty-Two
  27. Chapter Twenty-Three
  28. Chapter Twenty-Four
  29. Chapter Twenty-Five
  30. Chapter Twenty-Six
  31. Chapter Twenty-Seven
  32. Chapter Twenty-Eight
  33. Chapter Twenty-Nine
  34. Chapter Thirty
  35. Chapter Thirty-One
  36. Chapter Thirty-Two
  37. Chapter Thirty-Three
  38. Chapter Thirty-Four
  39. Chapter Thirty-Five
  40. Chapter Thirty-Six
  41. Chapter Thirty-Seven
  42. Chapter Thirty-Eight
  43. Chapter Thirty-Nine
  44. Chapter Forty
  45. Chapter Forty-One
  46. Chapter Forty-Two
  47. Chapter Forty-Three
  48. Chapter Forty-Four
  49. Chapter Forty-Five
  50. Chapter Forty-Six
  51. Chapter Forty-Seven
  52. Chapter Forty-Eight
  53. Chapter Forty-Nine
  54. Chapter Fifty
  55. Acknowledgments
  56. Discover More
  57. About the Author

White, Speaks English and Spanish, Attended university, Drinks sometimes, Omnivore, Doesn’t have kids.

Looking for women for short-term dating and hookups. Open to non-monogamy.

I brought my hand to my mouth like I was going to be sick and fell back on the toilet seat. Then I closed out of the text and returned to Kate. “I’m here.” I blinked back tears.

“Are you okay?”

Not even a little bit. “I’m fine. Just caught off guard is all.”

I straddled the line between full-on honesty and completely minimizing the extent of my distress. If I said I didn’t care, she’d know I was lying. But I really didn’t want to cry again. And I didn’t want to make Kate feel worse than she already did. She wrongly blamed herself for getting my hopes up that I could have something real with Finn.

“You should have banged the handyman!”

I choked on a laugh. “My bad. Though, honestly, this just confirms what I assumed about Finn the minute I found out he wasn’t from Pleasant Hollow.”

“What now?”

“I do what I came here to do. Write a story.” I gave her an abbreviated update. “In the meantime, I have to deal with the naked man in the next room.”

“Meaning?”

“I’ll let you know as soon as I figure it out. Thank you for looking out for me.”

“Always!”

After we ended the call, I stared at my sad reflection in the mirror. My face looked like it had been through a landslide—droopy eyes, downturned lips. I was a poster child for the heartsick population. I had to pull myself together before I left the bathroom.

I blinked a few times to wake up my dull eyes, patted my cheeks for color, and rolled my shoulders back. Into the mirror, I said, “It’s fine, Adi. You are fine. Now you can lower your expectations. It’s fine.”

I took a deep breath, opened the door, and stepped back into the room.

Chapter Twenty-Seven

Chapter Twenty-Seven

Finn muted the television. “Everything all right with your friend?”

“Uh-huh.”

I crouched by “my” side of the bed and scanned the room for my clothes. My stomach hurt like I’d drunk a gallon of full-lactose milk—expired full-lactose milk with chunks—but I had options. I could take Finn’s dating profile at face value and assume his desire for commitment was limited to short-term dating with exclusivity up for debate. Or I could ask him straight up.

He’d been kind to me—welcoming—more so than anyone else in this godforsaken hamlet. Giving him the courtesy of a face-to-face rather than relying on OkCupid was the least I could grant in return.